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I greeted the delivery man who came baring my steak nachos


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I've seen this porn before...you didn't have any money for the food so you answered the door wearing nothing but the apron, right? right? 

 

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21 hours ago, Mix said:

I've seen this porn before...you didn't have any money for the food so you answered the door wearing nothing but the apron, right? right?

Seems only fair since the delivery man was already baring her nachos.

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That cat might not seem successful, just floating around in space on pizza... but he gets to make his own rules, and play his own game... why wouldn't that be, like, at least 80% of what he wanted out of life? If you go over 25% in this world with an understanding of the vastness of possibility, you've accomplished something.

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My cat walked on my pizza once, I still get nightmares from it. That apron can burn in hell.

 

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jk....about the apron, it's cool
asshole cat did walk on my pizza

 

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