renjifan Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 Lol, girl same. Except for our company Christmas party. “We’re so excited to see you and your guest!” Umm... 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 1:41 AM, Mix said: Expand .........Is it a "black" thing to eat chocolate cake on Thanksgiving? Us white people eat pumpkin pie.
Mix Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 2:06 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: .........Is it a "black" thing to eat chocolate cake on Thanksgiving? Us white people eat pumpkin pie. Expand Yes....it's tradition....the cake is chocolate on the outside AND the inside, reminding us of Africa We sing the songs of our tribes afterward 7
Vamped Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 1:33 AM, renjifan said: Lol, girl same. Except for our company Christmas party. “We’re so excited to see you and your guest!” Umm... Expand Work parties are one thing I don't have to worry about. The last Xmas party they threw, it was at a casino and some people lost their fucking minds with the free alcohol and got shitfaced then tried to have sex in the middle of the casino floor. Some rooms got trashed .... it was ... not a good luck for corporate >.> We're never having an offsite Xmas party ever again. 5
Vamped Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 1:41 AM, Mix said: Expand This is for people with normal families. My family holidays are brutal for the inexperienced. It'll start like .... oh you seem like a nice young man ... then they wait until you're good and comfortable on maybe your 4th fork full of mac & cheese and then they sense your weakness and go for your throat 2 1 1
Vamped Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 2:06 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: .........Is it a "black" thing to eat chocolate cake on Thanksgiving? Us white people eat pumpkin pie. Expand 1st of all pumpkin is gross. 3 1
André Toulon Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 I made a long ass post, but instead I'll just say it's awkward when you live in the town with all your ex wife's family, and they still invite you to holiday dinners and you fuck around and bring your new girl with you because she doesn't have family here either. Then your ex brings her new dude and it's kinda like a really passive aggressive display of the baes. I think since that debacle, the kid's mother and I have created an unspoken rule that we don't invite boos to family holiday functions.....If you boo'd up, just catch them later, but none of that shit on common ground. 2 2
Vamped Posted November 15, 2019 Author Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 2:15 PM, André Toulon said: I made a long ass post, but instead I'll just say it's awkward when you live in the town with all your ex wife's family, and they still invite you to holiday dinners and you fuck around and bring your new girl with you because she doesn't have family here either. Then your ex brings her new dude and it's kinda like a really passive aggressive display of the baes. I think since that debacle, the kid's mother and I have created an unspoken rule that we don't invite boos to family holiday functions.....If you boo'd up, just catch them later, but none of that shit on common ground. Expand Really thinking about skipping it this year. I always work the day of and then really early the day after so I'm not really in the mood for all the sweater vest pettiness.
Mix Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 12:46 PM, Vamped said: Work parties are one thing I don't have to worry about. The last Xmas party they threw, it was at a casino and some people lost their fucking minds with the free alcohol and got shitfaced then tried to have sex in the middle of the casino floor. Some rooms got trashed .... it was ... not a good luck for corporate >.> We're never having an offsite Xmas party ever again. Expand Idk what you're talking about, that sounds like a successful party to me 2
Mix Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 12:52 PM, Vamped said: This is for people with normal families. My family holidays are brutal for the inexperienced. It'll start like .... oh you seem like a nice young man ... then they wait until you're good and comfortable on maybe your 4th fork full of mac & cheese and then they sense your weakness and go for your throat Expand I don't think this mythical "normal" family holiday gathering exists.....everybody's ready, coping mechanisms engaged and bland sport and/or weather conversational topics ready.... Heck, if you go to some other families house, they don't even have the ammo to do any real damage....they don't know nothin' 1
Mix Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 2:15 PM, André Toulon said: I made a long ass post, but instead I'll just say it's awkward when you live in the town with all your ex wife's family, and they still invite you to holiday dinners and you fuck around and bring your new girl with you because she doesn't have family here either. Then your ex brings her new dude and it's kinda like a really passive aggressive display of the baes. I think since that debacle, the kid's mother and I have created an unspoken rule that we don't invite boos to family holiday functions.....If you boo'd up, just catch them later, but none of that shit on common ground. Expand that sounds amazing....I'm sure it happens but i've never even heard of something like this You went to your ex's family for the holidays, obviously for the kids, and you brought your new girl........i'm breaking out in a sweat just thinking about it 1
DragonSinger Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 6:06 PM, Mix said: I don't think this mythical "normal" family holiday gathering exists.....everybody's ready, coping mechanisms engaged and bland sport and/or weather conversational topics ready.... Heck, if you go to some other families house, they don't even have the ammo to do any real damage....they don't know nothin' Expand We had them in my extended family, but I never got to experience them since we lived so far away and had no money for travel. Now they've kinda fizzled out since older family members died and there really isn't anyone else to take the reins. I dread even thinking about bringing a date to a family holiday gathering because they'll get a CIA style interrogation because of how long it's been since I dated. 2
Mix Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 6:51 PM, SorceressPol said: We had them in my extended family, but I never got to experience them since we lived so far away and had no money for travel. Now they've kinda fizzled out since older family members died and there really isn't anyone else to take the reins. I dread even thinking about bringing a date to a family holiday gathering because they'll get a CIA style interrogation because of how long it's been since I dated. Expand 2
tsar4 Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 2:06 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: .........Is it a "black" thing to eat chocolate cake on Thanksgiving? Us white people eat pumpkin pie. Expand You mean my family's been doing it wrong?
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 2:06 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: .........Is it a "black" thing to eat chocolate cake on Thanksgiving? Us white people eat pumpkin pie. Expand On 11/15/2019 at 9:45 PM, tsar4 said: You mean my family's been doing it wrong? Expand There's the apple and sweet potato pie too... Honestly I'm not a big fan of either if there isn't SOMETHING to help the thing out, like whipped cream or vanilla ice cream. 1
tsar4 Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 10:27 PM, Vela said: There's the apple and sweet potato pie too... Honestly I'm not a big fan of either if there isn't SOMETHING to help the thing out, like whipped cream or vanilla ice cream. Expand Banana Cream or French Silk. Maybe Pumpkin Custard. Definitely some Kolacky from my Mom. I remember T-days as a kid where there was Mince or Rhubarb, I was afraid that growing old meant you had no taste buds.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 10:33 PM, tsar4 said: Banana Cream or French Silk. Maybe Pumpkin Custard. Definitely some Kolacky from my Mom. I remember T-days as a kid where there was Mince or Rhubarb, I was afraid that growing old meant you had no taste buds. Expand Ooo banana cream or rhubarb. You can't buy rhubarb at Stop&Shop I made rhubarb pie once because I found it growing in my backyard, the plant, not the pie. First and only time I've ever had it.
GunStarHero Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 12:22 AM, Vamped said: Expand On 11/15/2019 at 1:33 AM, renjifan said: Lol, girl same. Except for our company Christmas party. “We’re so excited to see you and your guest!” Umm... Expand Easy solution: you two go together to both dinners as a couple. 1 1
Kudasai Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 12:53 PM, Vamped said: 1st of all pumpkin is gross. Expand 1 1 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 12:53 PM, Vamped said: 1st of all pumpkin is gross. Expand pumpkin pie is delicious! 2nd best thing about thanksgiving 1 1
Vamped Posted November 16, 2019 Author Posted November 16, 2019 On 11/16/2019 at 7:58 AM, Distortedreasoning said: pumpkin pie is delicious! 2nd best thing about thanksgiving Expand 2
tsar4 Posted November 16, 2019 Posted November 16, 2019 (edited) Edited November 16, 2019 by tsar4 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/16/2019 at 2:07 PM, Vamped said: Expand Now that's some duck face. 3
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/16/2019 at 7:58 AM, Distortedreasoning said: pumpkin pie is delicious! 2nd best thing about thanksgiving Expand On 11/16/2019 at 2:07 PM, Vamped said: Expand Well clearly it's still served for some reason(s). And those two reasons are Distorted and Doom. 😶 1 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 7:57 AM, Vela said: Well clearly it's still served for some reason(s). And those two reasons are Distorted and Doom. 😶 Expand i refuse to believe me and doom are the odd men out here! it is all of you who are weird! 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 8:05 AM, Distortedreasoning said: i refuse to believe me and doom are the odd men out here! it is all of you who are weird! Expand I have an uncle who loves pumpkin pie too. 1
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 8:17 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I have an uncle who loves pumpkin pie too. Expand Now you're just making stuff up! 2
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 8:05 AM, Distortedreasoning said: i refuse to believe me and doom are the odd men out here! it is all of you who are weird! Expand Well I mean, I already admit to this...I don't even like apple pie on it's own. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 8:21 AM, Vela said: Well I mean, I already admit to this...I don't even like apple pie on it's own. Expand i dont even know what to say to that 🤔
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 (edited) On 11/17/2019 at 8:23 AM, Distortedreasoning said: i dont even know what to say to that 🤔 Expand You know what? Turns out most people don't...which is why I've unhappily eaten so much apple pie in my life. Edited November 17, 2019 by Vela I'll most likely be eating yet again this year. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 8:26 AM, Vela said: You know what? Turns out most people don't...which is why I've unhappily eaten so much apple pie in my life. Expand see this is why you need me so you could be like, distorted can eat my slice! lmao! 1
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 8:29 AM, Distortedreasoning said: see this is why you need me so you could be like, distorted can eat my slice! lmao! Expand Truth. Except it'd be more like me covertly handing you my plate. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:15 AM, Vela said: Truth. Except it'd be more like me covertly handing you my plate. Expand see i got you! i will sacrifice myself for you!
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:21 AM, Distortedreasoning said: see i got you! i will sacrifice myself for you! Expand 🤗 😟 I fear for your blood sugar levels. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:27 AM, Vela said: 🤗 😟 I fear for your blood sugar levels. Expand Well how often do you run across pumpkin or apple pie anyway? Like twice a year? 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:27 AM, Vela said: 🤗 😟 I fear for your blood sugar levels. Expand i got insurance now
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 (edited) On 11/17/2019 at 7:57 AM, Vela said: Well clearly it's still served for some reason(s). And those two reasons are Distorted and Doom. 😶 Expand And me. (By the way, both sides of my family tree looooove pumpkin pie by itself, just like I do.) (Oh, and don't forget to make pecan pie. That's a southern, nay, a Texas Thanksgiving tradition.) Edited November 17, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung 2
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:48 AM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: And me. (By the way, both sides of my family tree looooove pumpkin pie by itself, just like I do.) (Oh, and don't forget to make pecan pie. That's a southern, nay, a Texas Thanksgiving tradition.) Expand my man! you are more than welcomed to join me and my family for thanksgiving. 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:55 AM, Distortedreasoning said: my man! you are more than welcomed to join me and my family for thanksgiving. Expand Thanks! (I'll make sure I bring a deep fried turkey seasoned with Creole spices, garlic, and salt and pepper. YUUUUM-YUM!) 2
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:48 AM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: And me. (By the way, both sides of my family tree looooove pumpkin pie by itself, just like I do.) (Oh, and don't forget to make pecan pie. That's a southern, nay, a Texas Thanksgiving tradition.) Expand I've only had pecan twice in my life...it'd be nice to try it when made by people who know what they're doing.
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 9:55 AM, Distortedreasoning said: my man! you are more than welcomed to join me and my family for thanksgiving. Expand I...I make a pretty good cranberry cobbler... 3
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 10:18 AM, Vela said: I...I make a pretty good cranberry cobbler... Expand cobbler is alright... but it's no pumpkin or pecan pie
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 I wouldn't mind trying it. Still, peach cobbler is more my thing when it comes to cobblers.
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 10:24 AM, Distortedreasoning said: cobbler is alright... but it's no pumpkin or pecan pie Expand You don't want my cranberry cobbler? Fine! Expect a mess when you get back from LA. 1
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 10:26 AM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I wouldn't mind trying it. Still, peach cobbler is more my thing when it comes to cobblers. Expand Omgosh you people and your sweet stuff. The tartness of the cranberry makes it seem even sweeter. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 10:39 AM, Vela said: You don't want my cranberry cobbler? Fine! Expect a mess when you get back from LA. Expand your cuteness wont save you from my wrath!
Vela Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 On 11/17/2019 at 10:46 AM, Distortedreasoning said: your cuteness wont save you from my wrath! Expand >.> who'stosayIwannabesaved >.>
BlackNoir Posted November 17, 2019 Posted November 17, 2019 I....I have no idea what's happening here. 4
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