That_One_Guy Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 I'm at my second show and man I can't stop shitting. Like I'm dying God damnit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I'm at my second show and man I can't stop shitting. Like I'm dying God damnit. You need to go get some immodium ad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 14, 2019 Author Share Posted September 14, 2019 Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said: You need to go get some immodium ad Dafuq is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Chewable pepto tabs, at least two. And lots of water. And maybe some poo-pourri. You have to run out of ammo at some point, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Dafuq is that? Stops diarrhea in 30 or less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Yep Imodium is great for the runs. You can get cheap off-bran too. Just look for generic box that says 'anti-diarrheal'. Loperamide Hydro-chloride. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Make sure to hydrate afterwards XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Share Posted September 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Stops diarrhea in 30 or less I'd get some if I could lol I'm hosting so I can't leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Share Posted September 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Make sure to hydrate afterwards XD I do feel lightheaded not gonna lie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I do feel lightheaded not gonna lie Probably should get some Gatorade or Powerade 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I do feel lightheaded not gonna lie If you have an accident on stage just think of how good a bit it will be later 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Share Posted September 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Vamped said: Probably should get some Gatorade or Powerade After my set maybe. Lol this might be a long 20 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Share Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, Poof said: If you have an accident on stage just think of how good a bit it will be later True but if anything I'll pass out. I've been shitting all day and haven't eaten or drank anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: True but if anything I'll pass out. I've been shitting all day and haven't eaten or drank anything Bad, comedian, bad. water water water water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Bad, comedian, bad. water water water water Water might actually be really bad for him right now. Like Vamped said, he needs electrolytes or at least some salt before he start loading up on water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Water might actually be really bad for him right now. Like Vamped said, he needs electrolytes or at least some salt before he start loading up on water. If he's on stage, he might not be allowed Gatorade though if he can even get some. Water will at least rehydrate his guts so they aren't literally irritating the shit out of him. Salt packet will help a little too and might be something that can be found if the venue serves food. Or, like Poof suggested, he could roll with it and use any issues for comedic purposes... 'You've heard the saying 'laying an egg' before, right? Well, you've been such a delightful audience that I think I'll share a Cadbury egg that I've been keeping warm this entire time.' * starts singing 'Chocolate Rain' as he leaves the stage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 It doesn't have to be one of those sugary sport drinks (which might also be bad in this situation). Anything with salt should help him retain water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Just think of it as some potential new comedy material. If an accident happens, make it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 As some people are suggesting, you could be the G.G. Allen of comedy. Holy fuck, I just realized something by typing that.... do you guys think MC_GeeGee's screen name was a reference to G.G. Allen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Share Posted September 15, 2019 So I didn't shit myself lol but on the drive home I was actually hallucinating because I hadn't slept the night before and I was really dehydrated/starving. Could have easily wrecked. I kept seeing shit in the road that wasn't there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 You can always open for Da Explosions.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Drink some Pepto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 How you feelin the next day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Share Posted September 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: How you feelin the next day? Kinda drained. Stomachs fine now tho lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Kinda drained. Stomachs fine now tho lol Drink ovaltine. lol or any other liquid really, and some food that can stay in the stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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