That_One_Guy Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 I'm at my second show and man I can't stop shitting. Like I'm dying God damnit. 1
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I'm at my second show and man I can't stop shitting. Like I'm dying God damnit. You need to go get some immodium ad 1
That_One_Guy Posted September 14, 2019 Author Posted September 14, 2019 Just now, 🍬Candy🍬 said: You need to go get some immodium ad Dafuq is that?
katt_goddess Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 Chewable pepto tabs, at least two. And lots of water. And maybe some poo-pourri. You have to run out of ammo at some point, right?
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Dafuq is that? Stops diarrhea in 30 or less
Lytbryt Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Yep Imodium is great for the runs. You can get cheap off-bran too. Just look for generic box that says 'anti-diarrheal'. Loperamide Hydro-chloride. 1
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Stops diarrhea in 30 or less I'd get some if I could lol I'm hosting so I can't leave
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Make sure to hydrate afterwards XD I do feel lightheaded not gonna lie 1
Vamped Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I do feel lightheaded not gonna lie Probably should get some Gatorade or Powerade 2
Poof Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I do feel lightheaded not gonna lie If you have an accident on stage just think of how good a bit it will be later 1
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Vamped said: Probably should get some Gatorade or Powerade After my set maybe. Lol this might be a long 20 minutes
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, Poof said: If you have an accident on stage just think of how good a bit it will be later True but if anything I'll pass out. I've been shitting all day and haven't eaten or drank anything
katt_goddess Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: True but if anything I'll pass out. I've been shitting all day and haven't eaten or drank anything Bad, comedian, bad. water water water water
scoobdog Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Bad, comedian, bad. water water water water Water might actually be really bad for him right now. Like Vamped said, he needs electrolytes or at least some salt before he start loading up on water.
katt_goddess Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Water might actually be really bad for him right now. Like Vamped said, he needs electrolytes or at least some salt before he start loading up on water. If he's on stage, he might not be allowed Gatorade though if he can even get some. Water will at least rehydrate his guts so they aren't literally irritating the shit out of him. Salt packet will help a little too and might be something that can be found if the venue serves food. Or, like Poof suggested, he could roll with it and use any issues for comedic purposes... 'You've heard the saying 'laying an egg' before, right? Well, you've been such a delightful audience that I think I'll share a Cadbury egg that I've been keeping warm this entire time.' * starts singing 'Chocolate Rain' as he leaves the stage...
scoobdog Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 It doesn't have to be one of those sugary sport drinks (which might also be bad in this situation). Anything with salt should help him retain water.
TrigunBebop Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Just think of it as some potential new comedy material. If an accident happens, make it funny.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 As some people are suggesting, you could be the G.G. Allen of comedy. Holy fuck, I just realized something by typing that.... do you guys think MC_GeeGee's screen name was a reference to G.G. Allen? 1
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 So I didn't shit myself lol but on the drive home I was actually hallucinating because I hadn't slept the night before and I was really dehydrated/starving. Could have easily wrecked. I kept seeing shit in the road that wasn't there
Ginguy Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 You can always open for Da Explosions.... 1
That_One_Guy Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: How you feelin the next day? Kinda drained. Stomachs fine now tho lol
jackiemarie90 Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Kinda drained. Stomachs fine now tho lol Drink ovaltine. lol or any other liquid really, and some food that can stay in the stomach
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