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I gave a guy walking his dog a show yesterday out of sheer boredom


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Early in the morning. I was about to take off my clothes and go to sleep since id been up all night. I'm on the 2nd floor, the window was open. You can see in from the street from the right spot. I glanced out to make sure nobody was there where you could see in, and there was an older guy walking his dog. Instead of not get naked, I turned my back to the window, so, if he saw me, he would feel like I didn't know he was there. Then I took off my jacket and top and looked over my shoulder slighty to see if he was looking and he was. He was stopped there looking right at me. Then I took off my bra and turned so he could see my boobs and I pretended not to see him. After a moment I laid down on my bed out of sight.

The end

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i didnt know boredom could make you do things like that. 

when i get bored i will just read anything or watch something on youtube.

Probably some other forces at work too

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10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

And I thought things like that only happened in the movies.

I've done before. In akron there was this real old guy who I'd show off for when tanning in my backyard

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5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Why do you only seem to give free shows to really old guys? They probably don't even get boners anymore.

 

Getting grandpa heart rate up.

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16 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Why do you only seem to give free shows to really old guys? They probably don't even get boners anymore.

 

Bc I respect my elders

Or bc they're just there

Or bc I think an old guy would be less motivated to rape me afterward

Or bc I feel like they need it in their day bc it sucks to be old?

Or something else entirely?

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

nope. i am riding out this storm and hoping it kills me. COME AT ME YOU WINDY BITCH

Boy go get some groceries today. You’ll be alive and starving trying to fight looters if you’re not careful.

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15 minutes ago, Poof said:

Bc I respect my elders

Or bc they're just there

Or bc I think an old guy would be less motivated to rape me afterward

Or bc I feel like they need it in their day bc it sucks to be old?

Or something else entirely?

The third reason listed is an EXTREMELY good point.

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Maybe yer gf can bring it? I dunno. Pls don’t be an idiot.

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. fine. i'll pick up some water and shit CUS YOU GUYS WON'T JUST LET ME DIE.

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. fine. i'll pick up some water and shit CUS YOU GUYS WON'T JUST LET ME DIE.

Thanks. Come back and post that u got stuff ok?

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35 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Thanks. Come back and post that u got stuff ok?

So I already have water from last year in my garage so I don't need that. I just got some extra cereal and stuff

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1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

there. wouldn't be a me thread without a music video

I didn't say I wanna be rich. i just want a fee for baking u cookies

Posted
7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i have chicken noodle, tomato, and french onion

What brand? This is an appraisal of your offer after all, sir.

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1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

i think the chicken noodle is Progresso and the rest are campbells

Progresso? My brand! 

Posted
55 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Hey poof, I'm bored at work.  Are you still bored?  😘

You have to be at the window already

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