Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Early in the morning. I was about to take off my clothes and go to sleep since id been up all night. I'm on the 2nd floor, the window was open. You can see in from the street from the right spot. I glanced out to make sure nobody was there where you could see in, and there was an older guy walking his dog. Instead of not get naked, I turned my back to the window, so, if he saw me, he would feel like I didn't know he was there. Then I took off my jacket and top and looked over my shoulder slighty to see if he was looking and he was. He was stopped there looking right at me. Then I took off my bra and turned so he could see my boobs and I pretended not to see him. After a moment I laid down on my bed out of sight. The end 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 i didnt know boredom could make you do things like that. when i get bored i will just read anything or watch something on youtube. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i didnt know boredom could make you do things like that. That's because you aren't beautiful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 18 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i didnt know boredom could make you do things like that. when i get bored i will just read anything or watch something on youtube. Probably some other forces at work too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Seight said: lol We are here to entertain, yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Poof ITLS where the weed at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 And I thought things like that only happened in the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: And I thought things like that only happened in the movies. I've done before. In akron there was this real old guy who I'd show off for when tanning in my backyard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 but i wanna see boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: but i wanna see boobs i wanna have $$$ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 31 minutes ago, Poof said: I've done before. In akron there was this real old guy who I'd show off for when tanning in my backyard Why do you only seem to give free shows to really old guys? They probably don't even get boners anymore. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why do you only seem to give free shows to really old guys? They probably don't even get boners anymore. Getting grandpa heart rate up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 24 minutes ago, Poof said: i wanna have $$$ i wanna have a cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why do you only seem to give free shows to really old guys? They probably don't even get boners anymore. Bc I respect my elders Or bc they're just there Or bc I think an old guy would be less motivated to rape me afterward Or bc I feel like they need it in their day bc it sucks to be old? Or something else entirely? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i wanna have a cookie Reminds me. Do u have your hurricane snacks for this week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i wanna have a cookie I wanna have a $$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Poof said: I wanna have a $$$ Edited September 2, 2019 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Reminds me. Do u have your hurricane snacks for this week? nope. i am riding out this storm and hoping it kills me. COME AT ME YOU WINDY BITCH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 there. wouldn't be a me thread without a music video 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: nope. i am riding out this storm and hoping it kills me. COME AT ME YOU WINDY BITCH Boy go get some groceries today. You’ll be alive and starving trying to fight looters if you’re not careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Boy go get some groceries today. You’ll be alive and starving trying to fight looters if you’re not careful. but that requires me doing things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: but that requires me doing things Maybe yer gf can bring it? I dunno. Pls don’t be an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 15 minutes ago, Poof said: Bc I respect my elders Or bc they're just there Or bc I think an old guy would be less motivated to rape me afterward Or bc I feel like they need it in their day bc it sucks to be old? Or something else entirely? The third reason listed is an EXTREMELY good point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: Maybe yer gf can bring it? I dunno. Pls don’t be an idiot. uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. fine. i'll pick up some water and shit CUS YOU GUYS WON'T JUST LET ME DIE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. fine. i'll pick up some water and shit CUS YOU GUYS WON'T JUST LET ME DIE. Thanks. Come back and post that u got stuff ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 So was it like a puppet show or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 27 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The third reason listed is an EXTREMELY good point. Yea I do stupid things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cau said: So was it like a puppet show or something? Na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Poof said: Na Oh, like Shakespeare or something then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 35 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Thanks. Come back and post that u got stuff ok? So I already have water from last year in my garage so I don't need that. I just got some extra cereal and stuff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: So I already have water from last year in my garage so I don't need that. I just got some extra cereal and stuff Ok good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cau said: Oh, like Shakespeare or something then? Do wut now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: there. wouldn't be a me thread without a music video I didn't say I wanna be rich. i just want a fee for baking u cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: I didn't say I wanna be rich. i just want a fee for baking u cookies uhhhh. i have some cans of soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, Poof said: Do wut now? Laser light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 19 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: uhhhh. i have some cans of soup What kind of soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Cau said: Laser light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: What kind of soup? i have chicken noodle, tomato, and french onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i have chicken noodle, tomato, and french onion What brand? This is an appraisal of your offer after all, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just now, Poof said: What brand? This is an appraisal of your offer after all, sir. i think the chicken noodle is Progresso and the rest are campbells 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Hey poof, I'm bored at work. Are you still bored? 😘 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: i think the chicken noodle is Progresso and the rest are campbells Progresso? My brand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 55 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Hey poof, I'm bored at work. Are you still bored? 😘 You have to be at the window already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 12 hours ago, scoobdog said: That's because you aren't beautiful. ouch my feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: ouch my feelings. Dont feel bad scoob isnt beautiful either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 10 hours ago, fuggstop said: Dont feel bad scoob isnt beautiful either JFC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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