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mumbo

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On 8/25/2019 at 1:31 AM, Death_is_coming said:

do it!!!

im probably gonna be up for another hour to do this before i pass out so shoot!
inb4 3 responses lmao.

Am I somewhat hated on the UEMB,

completely hated,

or there are several death threats against my actual physical person?

lupin_bebop Super Hero

lupin_bebop

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8 hours ago, cyberbully said:

LB's rich asian reference...I mean, yikes

Okay.......2 things:
1. I was trying to setup a joke......and it bombed.....so calms your tits....
2. Pretty much everywhere I've lived Asians have the time, money, etc. to completely shit on the rest of America and make fun of us, because we are not investing in our families and shit (which was the joke I was going for).

Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

Doom Metal Alchemist

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1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said:

Okay.......2 things:
1. I was trying to setup a joke......and it bombed.....so calms your tits....
2. Pretty much everywhere I've lived Asians have the time, money, etc. to completely shit on the rest of America and make fun of us, because we are not investing in our families and shit (which was the joke I was going for).

......How is that a joke?

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cyberbully Monster Mutant

cyberbully

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10 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Okay.......2 things:
1. I was trying to setup a joke......and it bombed.....so calms your tits....
2. Pretty much everywhere I've lived Asians have the time, money, etc. to completely shit on the rest of America and make fun of us, because we are not investing in our families and shit (which was the joke I was going for).

 Well there is a pretty healthy asian community here and they aint exactly ballin, not doing bad and yeah, they invest in themselves, but they aint killing it like you think here. 

Heres another thing.. .they aint all smart either. My tekken tag partner is Asian and he's dumb as shit. We were on a mutual friends wall doing a math problem that required a basic understanding of order of operations and he blew that shit....hard.

Now i know these aren't negative stereotypes like they all have tiny peepees but still....yikes

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Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

Doom Metal Alchemist

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Just now, cyberbully said:

 Well there is a pretty healthy asian community here and they aint exactly ballin, not doing bad and yeah, they invest in themselves, but they aint killing it like you think here. 

Heres another thing.. .they aint all smart either. My tekken tag partner is Asian and he's dumb as shit. We were on a mutual friends wall doing a math problem that required a basic understanding of order of operations and he blew that shit....hard.

Now i know these aren't negative stereotypes like they all have tiny peepees but still....yikes

Did you ever like MadTV? (the late night sketch show on Fox, not the Cartoon Network abomination "Mad."). I remember one sketch where Bobby Lee played "The Average Asian." The part I remember the best is they were in high school, taking a test, and one of the characters asked him, "Hey, what's the answer to number [whatever]?" And he goes, "Gee, I..." And the dude cuts him off, "G and I! Thanks!" I think there was also a part where he's driving his friends around and they're all frightened but he drives fine, and they're all shocked they made it safely.

scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Okay.......2 things:
1. I was trying to setup a joke......and it bombed.....so calms your tits....
2. Pretty much everywhere I've lived Asians have the time, money, etc. to completely shit on the rest of America and make fun of us, because we are not investing in our families and shit (which was the joke I was going for).

I'm not sure that would ever qualify as a joke, but it cratered as social commentary as well, so there's that.

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lupin_bebop

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1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I'm not sure that would ever qualify as a joke, but it cratered as social commentary as well, so there's that.

So......positive impact........either way......I win.

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lupin_bebop

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5 hours ago, cyberbully said:

 Well there is a pretty healthy asian community here and they aint exactly ballin, not doing bad and yeah, they invest in themselves, but they aint killing it like you think here. 

Heres another thing.. .they aint all smart either. My tekken tag partner is Asian and he's dumb as shit. We were on a mutual friends wall doing a math problem that required a basic understanding of order of operations and he blew that shit....hard.

Now i know these aren't negative stereotypes like they all have tiny peepees but still....yikes

Yes, and all that........When did you start caring about people that aren't you?

André Toulon Monster Mutant

André Toulon

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45 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yes, and all that........When did you start caring about people that aren't you?

Since always....I just dig into people with reckless abandon as well...Say it was...Uh, Benji that said something like this about Jewish people...I would still tap that ass....Not like I'm mad about it.  in fact I didn't even rail on you for it (until you tried to correct me)....I just said yikes.

BUt as long as we're here....Is Hachiman, or Chappi Conan wong....I can't remember.

I was gonna use one of them but couldn't remember.

lupin_bebop Super Hero

lupin_bebop

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53 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Since always....I just dig into people with reckless abandon as well...Say it was...Uh, Benji that said something like this about Jewish people...I would still tap that ass....Not like I'm mad about it.  in fact I didn't even rail on you for it (until you tried to correct me)....I just said yikes.

BUt as long as we're here....Is Hachiman, or Chappi Conan wong....I can't remember.

I was gonna use one of them but couldn't remember.

I......wait....why are you making me try and think about Hachiman or Conan Assholes? Why?

André Toulon Monster Mutant

André Toulon

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4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

I......wait....why are you making me try and think about Hachiman or Conan Assholes? Why?

That was actually a general question to anyone who had the answer...I should have made a separate post....I didn't think you would know.

Chapinator_X Hero

Chapinator_X

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Yeah, I haven’t made any alts on here yet. The most I’ve done was rebranding my screen name a few times, but all have had “chap” in the title. I don’t recall any times I’ve called me out on stuff though

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scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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5 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

But is Chappi Asian....Not sure why I have this correlation.

I thought so too, but not for any reason other than I believe he might have mentioned it once.

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Chapinator_X

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39 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

But is Chappi Asian....Not sure why I have this correlation.

Nope, I’m Arab, but that’s kinda close to Asia. I've never described myself as Asian though. 

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Chapinator_X Hero

Chapinator_X

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57 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

My apologies.

It’s all good. I think the last time I mentioned my ethnicity was a good few years ago so it’s info that isn’t too widespread 

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scoobdog Monster Mutant

scoobdog

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1 minute ago, imchapp.in said:

It’s all good. I think the last time I mentioned my ethnicity was a good few years ago so it’s info that isn’t too widespread 

It's not a factor in your posting, so it's not something that ever really comes up usually.

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