Skiles Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 Seriously, it's great. I've always done it during my "first thing in the morning" piss. But I've started doing it periodically throughout the day now. And it's working out pretty well. Now obviously, it's just not a good idea for public toilets. I don't know about you, but my skin ain't making ANY contact with ANY of those surfaces. But at home, dude?? Why are we men standing up to take a piss? Sitting is so much better. Like, okay, you gotta pull down the pantaloons, and possibly undo and redo your belt. Sure. But when you sit down to pee, it's like going on break from your life. You can hang out for a few minutes. Relax. Think about some stuff. Do a little impromptu inventory of your soaps and shampoos. Stare at the shower curtain that you haven't actually looked at in years. Read a magazine when you shit? Get in a couple extra pages while you piss, too! My point is, fellas, give it a chance. It's really nice. 1
Skiles Posted June 20, 2019 Author Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, TheCrimsonFucker said: Counterproductivity in its finest. I'm all about finding new ways to not be productive.
Skiles Posted June 20, 2019 Author Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Quackers said: do you expect me to piss in a bottle standing up? Have you ever tried to shit in a bottle?
inhumanrampager Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 I only do that when I think I have to poop, but there is no poop. I blame MC Gee Gee for stealing it.
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: This is the only time you're on here, isn't it. I only see you at like 3 am in the morning.
inhumanrampager Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Vela said: This is the only time you're on here, isn't it. I only see you at like 3 am in the morning. I work in the evenings, sometimes through the night. I sometimes don't get home until after midnight. If the laptop comes on, yea, 3 am is typical.
Swimmod_Luna Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 I sit down when I pee There's nothing that crazy 'bout me I'm just taking a whiz Mind your own biz Why is everybody always starin' at me? 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 I don't think it's "great" or anything, but I've never understood why it's so reviled / ridiculed.
Poof Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 10 hours ago, Skiles said: Seriously, it's great. I've always done it during my "first thing in the morning" piss. But I've started doing it periodically throughout the day now. And it's working out pretty well. Now obviously, it's just not a good idea for public toilets. I don't know about you, but my skin ain't making ANY contact with ANY of those surfaces. But at home, dude?? Why are we men standing up to take a piss? Sitting is so much better. Like, okay, you gotta pull down the pantaloons, and possibly undo and redo your belt. Sure. But when you sit down to pee, it's like going on break from your life. You can hang out for a few minutes. Relax. Think about some stuff. Do a little impromptu inventory of your soaps and shampoos. Stare at the shower curtain that you haven't actually looked at in years. Read a magazine when you shit? Get in a couple extra pages while you piss, too! My point is, fellas, give it a chance. It's really nice. You should try carrying a purse too. It's really convenient. 1
wacky1980 Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 first piss of the day is always sitting down because i never know if it's gonna end there or turn into a poop. otherwise, it's just more convenient to stand. takes less time, requires less effort, and it gives me an excuse to handle my johnson for a few seconds, which is always a plus.
Skiles Posted June 20, 2019 Author Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: You should try carrying a purse too. It's really convenient. What am I, some kind of female? Gross. Also pockets are way more convenient than purses. The only reason purses exist is because most women's clothes don't have actual functioning pockets. It's a God damn conspiracy, and it goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP
Skiles Posted June 20, 2019 Author Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, wacky1980 said: first piss of the day is always sitting down because i never know if it's gonna end there or turn into a poop. otherwise, it's just more convenient to stand. takes less time, requires less effort, and it gives me an excuse to handle my johnson for a few seconds, which is always a plus. I cannot fathom how standing up and aiming at the bowl is more convenient than sitting down and letting it all just go the way it goes. But hey, you do you.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 man if i could pee standing up i would "mark my territory'' EVERWHERE stopping to pee on long car rides? Forgeddit!!
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 35 minutes ago, Skiles said: What am I, some kind of female? Gross. Also pockets are way more convenient than purses. The only reason purses exist is because most women's clothes don't have actual functioning pockets. It's a God damn conspiracy, and it goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP Which is why girls get so excited when they try on a dress they like...and discover it has pockets! 1
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't think it's "great" or anything, but I've never understood why it's so reviled / ridiculed. Maybe because of the splash effect? Idk, I'm not a guy.
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 7 hours ago, inhumanrampager said: I work in the evenings, sometimes through the night. I sometimes don't get home until after midnight. If the laptop comes on, yea, 3 am is typical. Which would also explain why it's only a couple of posts here and there. *nods* Mystery solved.
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, wacky1980 said: first piss of the day is always sitting down because i never know if it's gonna end there or turn into a poop. otherwise, it's just more convenient to stand. takes less time, requires less effort, and it gives me an excuse to handle my johnson for a few seconds, which is always a plus. Oh, yes. The always dreaded "number three" where both peeing and pooping happens. (Or it could be nice, if you think of it as emptying the dumpster all at once.)
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Vela said: Maybe because of the splash effect? Idk, I'm not a guy. What?
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What? Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you. I double dare you! Say what again, motherfucker!
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you. I double dare you! Say what again, motherfucker! .........what?
GuyBeardmane Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 I'm too fat to sit and pee. My thighs touch. 1
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I'm too fat to sit and pee. My thighs touch. no you arent >> << lol!
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 49 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What? Maybe I shoulda said aftersplash.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Maybe I shoulda said aftersplash. You're going to have to explain what you mean, lol.
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: no you arent >> << lol! I think what he's trying to say is that in a flaccid state it doesn't extend passed the backside of his th... ... ... why am I talking about this.... Edited June 20, 2019 by Vela flaccid has two 'c's 1
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You're going to have to explain what you mean, lol. The SPLASH! THE SPLASH!!! *wildly gestures* lol When your pee first hits the surface of the toilet water there's an aftersplash! And I don't know about other girls but, unless I'm in a hurry, my approach to letting it go is somewhat mindful 'cause I'm not a huge fan of getting a mixture of toilet water and piss splashed back onto my underside! Also everybody should keep baby wipes in the bathroom if they don't already. *points to everybody*
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, Vela said: The SPLASH! THE SPLASH!!! *wildly gestures* lol When your pee first hits the surface of the toilet water there's an aftersplash! And I don't know about other girls but, unless I'm in a hurry, my approach to letting it go is somewhat mindful 'cause I'm not a huge fan of getting a mixture of toilet water and piss splashed back onto my underside! Also everybody should keep baby wipes in the bathroom if they don't already. *points to everybody* Interesting.... I've only ever experienced aftersplash from shitting (I usually sit to pee when I'm at home... when I'm at someone else's home generally if the toilet seat is up, I'll stand, if it's down, I'll sit, and in public restrooms I go to the urinal, and if no urinals are available, I'll go to a toilet to stand).
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 32 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Interesting.... I've only ever experienced aftersplash from shitting (I usually sit to pee when I'm at home... when I'm at someone else's home generally if the toilet seat is up, I'll stand, if it's down, I'll sit, and in public restrooms I go to the urinal, and if no urinals are available, I'll go to a toilet to stand). This all seems logically sound. I definitely hover in public restrooms. No way am I sitting on them things.
Chapinator_X Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 I only sit down to pee if I’m at home and want to waste time on my phone. Otherwise, standing up is the best way to pee and leave.
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, imchapp.in said: I only sit down to pee if I’m at home and want to waste time on my phone. Otherwise, standing up is the best way to pee and leave. You think it matters how tall you are and how low the toilet is? Like are there any guys out there that need to crouch?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 25 minutes ago, Vela said: This all seems logically sound. I definitely hover in public restrooms. No way am I sitting on them things. I sit on public toilets all the time, but to shit. I used to avoid it all costs too, but after so many times of being stuck at school / work / on the road about to shit your pants, you get over your fear of sitting on public toilets.
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I sit on public toilets all the time, but to shit. I used to avoid it all costs too, but after so many times of being stuck at school / work / on the road about to shit your pants, you get over your fear of sitting on public toilets. On the road I get, emergency I get...otherwise I'm still in that 'at all costs' stage. Like I'll even do the toilet-paper-seat thing 😆
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, Vela said: On the road I get, emergency I get...otherwise I'm still in that 'at all costs' stage. Like I'll even do the toilet-paper-seat thing 😆 Well everyone does that (or hopefully, not actual TP, but those paper covers that are made specifically to go on public toilet seats).
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well everyone does that (or hopefully, not actual TP, but those paper covers that are made specifically to go on public toilet seats). which should be in every pub bathroom but are not
Juice McKenzie Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 i only do it if i have to pee after a nutting
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vela said: which should be in every pub bathroom but are not That is very surprising.
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That is very surprising. This is you being polite by responding to me 😆 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, Vela said: This is you being polite by responding to me 😆 No, I'm serious! I mean, I could see maybe at a gas station, but a bar? Are you American? I only ask because I don't think many Americans use the term "pub."
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: No, I'm serious! I mean, I could see maybe at a gas station, but a bar? Are you American? I only ask because I don't think many Americans use the term "pub." Oh! I see where I went wrong. My mistake. I should have typed "pub. bathroom" as in 'public bathroom'. Although...when I recall all the pubs and bars I've been in, especially the ones that call themselves pubs, I think I've been in more that are family run or used to be more like a two family house converted into a bar and yeah...they didn't have that paper caddy thing in them. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Oh! I see where I went wrong. My mistake. I should have typed "pub. bathroom" as in 'public bathroom'. Although...when I recall all the pubs and bars I've been in, especially the ones that call themselves pubs, I think I've been in more that are family run or used to be more like a two family house converted into a bar and yeah...they didn't have that paper caddy thing in them. Oh, whoops. lol
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Oh so you're just gonna ignore athena's post?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh so you're just gonna ignore athena's post? I quick scrolled on mobile and didn't really see any Tim&Eric reference. Oof
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