nameraka Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 is that enough to get my white person card revoked? i'd hate to lose out on all the cool privileges. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I can’t stand that stuff either! Do you know why? MAYONNAISE IS SEMEN! The government doesn’t want us to know that but it’s the truth! It’s SEMEN! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I can’t stand that stuff either! Do you know why? MAYONNAISE IS SEMEN! The government doesn’t want us to know that but it’s the truth! It’s SEMEN! well that doesn't make any sense. i love the taste of... oh, um... nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I can't fucking stand it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I can’t stand that stuff either! Do you know why? MAYONNAISE IS SEMEN! The government doesn’t want us to know that but it’s the truth! It’s SEMEN! uhh Just now, nameraka said: well that doesn't make any sense. i love the taste of... oh, um... nevermind... owo this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) Like ranch? Like tartar sauce? Edited April 2, 2019 by Mr Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: Like ranch? Like tartar sauce? ranch is... okay. but tartar sauce is of the white devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, nameraka said: ranch is... okay. but tartar sauce is of the white devil. What about Chipotle mayo? Horseradish sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, nameraka said: ranch is... okay. but tartar sauce is of the white devil. Ranch made with mayo and buttermilk Tartar sauce mayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 How did someone even come up with mayo? Like why even invent it? I blame aliens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 https://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/slideshow/mayonnaise-recipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 No! Don’t you all see? What can I do to make you believe? All of the white, creamy based dips, condiments, etc ARE MADE OUT OF SEMEM! YOU MUST BELIEVE DONT LET THE ILLUMINATI FOOL YOU ITS SEMEM! Oh god, I’ve said too much. You may never hear from me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, zombieninjakitten said: No! Don’t you all see? What can I do to make you believe? All of the white, creamy based dips, condiments, etc ARE MADE OUT OF SEMEM! YOU MUST BELIEVE DONT LET THE ILLUMINATI FOOL YOU ITS SEMEM! Oh god, I’ve said too much. You may never hear from me again. Frfr sometimes it is actually semen 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Fuck all of you. Mayonnaise is awesome. Fight me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: Fuck all of you. Mayonnaise is awesome. Fight me. You might want to rethink that. If the mayo has onion powder/salt in it, I'd become weaponized & the Geneva Convention'd be after me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 27 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said: Fuck all of you. Mayonnaise is awesome. Fight me. They’ve already gotten inside you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 My father hates it to a hilarious degree. It’s like kryptonite to him 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 49 minutes ago, tsar4 said: What about Chipotle mayo? Horseradish sauce? All Mayo is the great satan. horseradish however, is the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mewn said: https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/ This article is far too much discussion about mayonnaise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I love mayonnaise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) It has its place. Sounds like people are eating too much plain mayonnaise. Edited April 3, 2019 by GunStarHero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I will say this... baking with mayo rather than eggs does have its perks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I was raised in the Miracle Whip camp but switched to mayo after my taste buds learned some sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Semen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 it's ok i will use your share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I will say this... baking with mayo rather than eggs does have its perks. i will allow this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Yeah I never really liked it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I can’t eat a sandwich or sub without mayo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Mayo is good on some things. Miracle Whip is just awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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