midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 why in the hell would you eat one of those nasty things? They smell like straight up ass. The texture is terrible. They are just disgusting on every level. WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE THESE DAMN THINGS? I have an egg phobia. Fuck you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 "eggs the living hell out of your car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Mr Owl said: "eggs the living hell out of your car" *runs you over with my truck* Giggle chills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Take it to Rants. Take it to Food & Drink. Actually, I used to love eggs. Now the smell makes me gag certain days. Some days, I can cook eggs for people. Other days, I can't even be in the same room as eggs being cooked or eaten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Take it to Rants. Take it to Food & Drink. Actually, I used to love eggs. Now the smell makes me gag certain days. Some days, I can cook eggs for people. Other days, I can't even be in the same room as eggs being cooked or eaten. You take this thread right here, and you love it, damnit. Seriously though, I cook them for the kids, but I have to constantly wash my hands. A boiled egg...forget it. I can't be around them. The smell. The look. Nope. And if disco makes turkey salad or something and puts them in it, I can't even wash the container out. I'll puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, midnight said: *runs you over with my truck* Giggle chills. Sends you to federal prison for murdering a protected species 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, midnight said: You take this thread right here, and you love it, damnit. Seriously though, I cook them for the kids, but I have to constantly wash my hands. A boiled egg...forget it. I can't be around them. The smell. The look. Nope. And if disco makes turkey salad or something and puts them in it, I can't even wash the container out. I'll puke. Well even when I could eat eggs I never liked hard boiled or deviled eggs. Dippy or bust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, Mr Owl said: Sends you to federal prison for murdering a protected species steals your eggs and throws them at you as i'm being carted away to the big house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 fugg's ovaries 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, midnight said: steals your eggs and throws them at you as i'm being carted away to the big house. 💢 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Imagine if eggs only had one g. egs. I'd like some scrambled egs. Why does it look so much more disgusting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just now, bnmjy said: fugg's ovaries 🔒🔒 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Imagine if eggs only had one g. egs. I'd like some scrambled egs. Why does it look so much more disgusting. This just fucked with me on a new level. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Sorry bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Eggs are so great, I like running eggs with warm yolk all up in my sandwiches and soup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Eggs are so great, I like running eggs with warm yolk all up in my sandwiches and soup. How. Could. You? (Makes gagging sounds). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, midnight said: why in the hell would you eat one of those nasty things? They smell like straight up ass. The texture is terrible. They are just disgusting on every level. WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE THESE DAMN THINGS? I have an egg phobia. Fuck you. wait....you don’t like eggs?....I love eggs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 The only eggs I don’t like are hard boiled because of the smell and rubbery/chalky consistency. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Still Me said: wait....you don’t like eggs?....I love eggs I HATE THEM. Well, to be honest, I don't even know what they taste like, because I refuse to eat them. I know. It's weird. But I am legit mortified at the thought of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 hours ago, midnight said: I HATE THEM. Well, to be honest, I don't even know what they taste like, because I refuse to eat them. I know. It's weird. But I am legit mortified at the thought of them. Oh that’s too bad....I make some bangin deviled eggs...and yeah those do kinda smell like stale fart when ya make em.... but poached...omg...eggs Benedict....shit is my jam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I LOVE eggs. Give me 4-6 eggs and cheese for breakfast any day. HELL YES. I get the third egg for 40 cents at Waffle House when I go to eat. They ask me if I'm sure, and I'm like "GIVE THAT EGG, BITCH! I DIDN'T STUTTER" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 It's a crucial ingredient of a lot of recipes none the less. I love scrambled eggs and omlettes, that and egg breakfast burritos are great.. I don't really like sunny side up or just regular fried eggs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Still Me said: Oh that’s too bad....I make some bangin deviled eggs...and yeah those do kinda smell like stale fart when ya make em.... but poached...omg...eggs Benedict....shit is my jam Disco can make y'all Shirred eggs when y'all come. Looks great, and everyone likes them.....except me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: I LOVE eggs. Give me 4-6 eggs and cheese for breakfast any day. HELL YES. I get the third egg for 40 cents at Waffle House when I go to eat. They ask me if I'm sure, and I'm like "GIVE THAT EGG, BITCH! I DIDN'T STUTTER" Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I shall introduce the pallet of eggs at work to The People's Elbow in your honor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: I shall introduce the pallet of eggs at work to The People's Elbow in your honor. Lay the Smackdown on their candy asses. Eggs are jabronis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 2 hours ago, midnight said: Disco can make y'all Shirred eggs when y'all come. Looks great, and everyone likes them.....except me. Lol nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 when you pull them straight from the chicken's ass, give them a quick rinse rinse, and crack them into the frying pan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I love eggs over easy or sunny side up personally. Being southern I'm also partial to deviled eggs, I make a mean spiced deviled egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) 19 hours ago, midnight said: How. Could. You? (Makes gagging sounds). Dude the running yolk is one of the best parts of it. One of my favourite dishes to make is a sunny side up egg with hot sauce in the whites, chives on top covered with sliced fresh cheddar melted laid right onto a half toasted onion bagel. It really is to die for 'cause the yolk stays in the centre pocket between the whites and the cheese when you bite in it covers the bagel. I make myself one of those bad boys at least a couple times a week with my coffee before my morning jog. Edited March 22, 2019 by Sandstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 20 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Take it to Rants. Take it to Food & Drink. Actually, I used to love eggs. Now the smell makes me gag certain days. Some days, I can cook eggs for people. Other days, I can't even be in the same room as eggs being cooked or eaten. What kind of eggs are you cooking then? Eggs cooked properly have barely any smell that is one of the reasons they are such a great ingredient. Eggs are like the paint primer of the food world, the glue to hold stuff together and the centrepiece to build a meal around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Sandstone said: I love eggs over easy or sunny side up personally. Being southern I'm also partial to deviled eggs, I make a mean spiced deviled egg. No. 3 hours ago, Sandstone said: Dude the running yolk is one of the best parts of it. One of my favourite dishes to make is a sunny side up egg with hot sauce in the whites, chives on top covered with sliced fresh cheddar melted laid right onto a half toasted onion bagel. It really is to die for 'cause the yolk stays in the centre pocket between the whites and the cheese when you bite in it covers the bagel. I make myself one of those bad boys at least a couple times a week with my coffee before my morning jog. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 @midnight Just got done on my run this morning. Gonna make me another. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Sasha and I stopped at Dunkin and because I insta-puke when I taste egg I gave her the egg patty off of my Sausage, Egg & Cheese... great way to split a breakfast samdwidgh especially since Dunkin is outrageous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 I don't eat them either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 your son ruined egs for me. i can tolerate devil'd egs. barely. i blame you. i used to love some eggs over easy, crispy bacon, and tator bits all fried up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, discolemonade said: your son ruined egs for me. i can tolerate devil'd egs. barely. i blame you. i used to love some eggs over easy, crispy bacon, and tator bits all fried up. Totally not my fault. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 23 minutes ago, rilkean_heart said: I don't eat them either. Finally, someone other than Rogue and myself who don't want them. Everyone else loves their stinking eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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