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Have you ever done anything sexual at work?


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I've masturbated at work countless times.

 

One time my roommate got off work at the strip club around 3am and called me, she was drunk and horny. She came to the hotel I was working at, we went up to the only vacant room in the building (the person who reserved it hadn't shown up yet) and fucked on the bed, then made it up and left our juices on the comforter. Someone definitely slept in it.

 

Shout out to people who don't show up for their rooms

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I've masturbated at work countless times.

 

One time my roommate got off work at the strip club around 3am and called me, she was drunk and horny. She came to the hotel I was working at, we went up to the only vacant room in the building (the person who reserved it hadn't shown up yet) and fucked on the bed, then made it up and left our juices on the comforter. Someone definitely slept in it.

 

Shout out to people who don't show up for their rooms

 

Hahaha! They could have checked in at anytime!

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no. When I'm at work I work...besides nobody that I've ever worked with have I ever found any attraction to...it's like I view them as coworkers and nothing more...like I deal in thousands of dollars a day but I don't think about that money as "money" work money has no value to me unless I know that it's mine...same goes for the people...I think the phrase is 'you don't shit where you eat'

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I work in construction so that's definitely a no.

 

Sigh, I really wanted to ignore this thread, but I have to ask why that no is definite.  I've had sex on a construction site before.....But I'm also not the owner of the company, so it was easy to get away.  It was also on a Biloxi casino boat, so there are plenty of places to sneak off for a few minutes.....Hell, hours....Sometimes I'd sleep on insulation with tarp over it.....Which might be the core of my respiratory problems.

 

But yes.......At almost every job I've had, I've done something sexual.  Only twice has it been with a coworker though.......I usually just find a way for whoever I'm with at the time to come give me some at work because work sex is kind of a fetish of mine.  I definitely blame porn. Even when I worked at Subway when I was 15 I had my girl come bend over in back office for me.....It's just a thrill I require sometimes.

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Sigh, I really wanted to ignore this thread, but I have to ask why that no is definite.  I've had sex on a construction site before.....But I'm also not the owner of the company, so it was easy to get away.  It was also on a Biloxi casino boat, so there are plenty of places to sneak off for a few minutes.....Hell, hours....Sometimes I'd sleep on insulation with tarp over it.....Which might be the core of my respiratory problems.

 

But yes.......At almost every job I've had, I've done something sexual.  Only twice has it been with a coworker though.......I usually just find a way for whoever I'm with at the time to come give me some at work because work sex is kind of a fetish of mine.  I definitely blame porn. Even when I worked at Subway when I was 15 I had my girl come bend over in back office for me.....It's just a thrill I require sometimes.

 

You're right, there is a qualifier.....  Let's just say with the exception of the receptionist the type of person that works in a construction office leaves something to be desired.  Actually, even our receptionist is kind of marginal - she has a nice rack and all, but the boobs are attached to a truck driver's body.  Construction offices just doesn't seem to be a good place to find hot chicks.

 

Now, if I were in the field and it was after hours.... things would be different.

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