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I was performing at this bar where the mic is right in front of the entrance. In the middle of my set a random women walked in, grabbed my ass, and sat at the bar. And everyone just acted like it didn't happen lol

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44 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I was performing at this bar where the mic is right in front of the entrance. In the middle of my set a random women walked in, grabbed my ass, and sat at the bar. And everyone just acted like it didn't happen lol

I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance?  So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating?

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Just now, cyberbully said:

I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance?  So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating?

that's some comedy club :D

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11 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance?  So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating?

Tbh it's a shitty bar next to train tracks. It's nothing special. The guy that hosts it only does it because he gets paid. The whole layout is terrible. They used to put the mic at the other end of the room but people paid even less attention when it was there. 

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1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

I was performing at this bar where the mic is right in front of the entrance. In the middle of my set a random women walked in, grabbed my ass, and sat at the bar. And everyone just acted like it didn't happen lol

Who is to say it wasn't me?

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41 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Tbh it's a shitty bar next to train tracks. It's nothing special. The guy that hosts it only does it because he gets paid. The whole layout is terrible. They used to put the mic at the other end of the room but people paid even less attention when it was there. 

i'm hyperventilating just reading the description 

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Just now, Mix said:

i'm hyperventilating just reading the description 

Dude the open mic that I run is even fucking worse. I have to cancel it for the next two months because they're having an 8 week dart tournament. I'm 100% serious. My comedy got cucked by fucking DARTS! 

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Dude the open mic that I run is even fucking worse. I have to cancel it for the next two months because they're having an 8 week dart tournament. I'm 100% serious. My comedy got cucked by fucking DARTS! 

Please tell me before you shut it down, some of you just spent your sets doing play by play of the dart games....

There is no way that could't be funny....at least to whoever is doing it

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6 minutes ago, Mix said:

Please tell me before you shut it down, some of you just spent your sets doing play by play of the dart games....

There is no way that could't be funny....at least to whoever is doing it

Funny you mention that cause I actually did. Lol it caused them to pay attention for like thirty seconds but they quickly drowned me out 

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8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Funny you mention that cause I actually did. Lol it caused them to pay attention for like thirty seconds but they quickly drowned me out 

lmao, nice

 

edit: that you attempted it, not that you were drowned out

 

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2 hours ago, cyberbully said:

I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance?  So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating?

At one bar I saw my ex-bandmate singing with his current band at, he was positioned next to the entrance. 

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2 hours ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

You never know... I've been out there a few times.

Well I highly recommend blue dust. 25 cent pierogis and mystery beers... Also homeless people 

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41 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

That's beside the point. If they don't have permission, then folks need to keep their damn hands to themselves.

Seriously thank you for this.

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39 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Well that blows, and not in a good way.

The only good butt touching is consensual butt touching.

Also, cocks (consensually, of course).

I'll do anything for $20 (consensually) 😉

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2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Seriously thank you for this.

It pisses me off more when I see women do this because you would think that if they hated this happening to them, then they wouldn't do it either. But nope, some of us gotta be gross as fuck too. And they'll be the same dumb bitches who hit guys unprovoked and always think there will be zero consequences.

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2 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

It pisses me off more when I see women do this because you would think that if they hated this happening to them, then they wouldn't do it either. But nope, some of us gotta be gross as fuck too. And they'll be the same dumb bitches who hit guys unprovoked and always think there will be zero consequences.

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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On 1/30/2019 at 12:45 AM, That_One_Guy said:

I lowkey felt offended. If I was a woman people would have cared. Like I brushed it off, but I also didn't ask to be grabbed like that. 

last woman that grabbed my ass i fucked a year later on new years.

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