That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 I was performing at this bar where the mic is right in front of the entrance. In the middle of my set a random women walked in, grabbed my ass, and sat at the bar. And everyone just acted like it didn't happen lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 #metoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: #metoo I lowkey felt offended. If I was a woman people would have cared. Like I brushed it off, but I also didn't ask to be grabbed like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 44 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I was performing at this bar where the mic is right in front of the entrance. In the middle of my set a random women walked in, grabbed my ass, and sat at the bar. And everyone just acted like it didn't happen lol I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance? So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, cyberbully said: I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance? So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating? that's some comedy club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mix said: that's some comedy club Can't blame auto-correct for that one....Might be some Freudian shit going on in that post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance? So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating? Tbh it's a shitty bar next to train tracks. It's nothing special. The guy that hosts it only does it because he gets paid. The whole layout is terrible. They used to put the mic at the other end of the room but people paid even less attention when it was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 Also there is no stage. It's just a section of floor lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: I was performing at this bar where the mic is right in front of the entrance. In the middle of my set a random women walked in, grabbed my ass, and sat at the bar. And everyone just acted like it didn't happen lol Who is to say it wasn't me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: Who is to say it wasn't me? Were you at a shitty bar in Pittsburgh tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 41 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Tbh it's a shitty bar next to train tracks. It's nothing special. The guy that hosts it only does it because he gets paid. The whole layout is terrible. They used to put the mic at the other end of the room but people paid even less attention when it was there. i'm hyperventilating just reading the description 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just now, Mix said: i'm hyperventilating just reading the description Dude the open mic that I run is even fucking worse. I have to cancel it for the next two months because they're having an 8 week dart tournament. I'm 100% serious. My comedy got cucked by fucking DARTS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Dude the open mic that I run is even fucking worse. I have to cancel it for the next two months because they're having an 8 week dart tournament. I'm 100% serious. My comedy got cucked by fucking DARTS! Please tell me before you shut it down, some of you just spent your sets doing play by play of the dart games.... There is no way that could't be funny....at least to whoever is doing it Edited January 30, 2019 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mix said: Please tell me before you shut it down, some of you just spent your sets doing play by play of the dart games.... There is no way that could't be funny....at least to whoever is doing it Funny you mention that cause I actually did. Lol it caused them to pay attention for like thirty seconds but they quickly drowned me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Funny you mention that cause I actually did. Lol it caused them to pay attention for like thirty seconds but they quickly drowned me out lmao, nice edit: that you attempted it, not that you were drowned out Edited January 30, 2019 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mix said: lmao, nice edit: that you attempted it, not that you were drowned out Lol no worries man I live for it 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: I'm having a hard time envisioning this....Why would the mic be in front of the entrance? So people wank in behind the stage and walk around to seating? At one bar I saw my ex-bandmate singing with his current band at, he was positioned next to the entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 People don't think much of it, but unwanted butt touching isn't cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 14 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Were you at a shitty bar in Pittsburgh tonight? You never know... I've been out there a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 was she good looking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: People don't think much of it, but unwanted butt touching isn't cool. Especially when it isn't consensual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: You never know... I've been out there a few times. Well I highly recommend blue dust. 25 cent pierogis and mystery beers... Also homeless people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: was she good looking I mean yeah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: was she good looking That's beside the point. If they don't have permission, then folks need to keep their damn hands to themselves. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 41 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: That's beside the point. If they don't have permission, then folks need to keep their damn hands to themselves. Seriously thank you for this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 That was my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, bnmjy said: That was my sister. Damn lol she lives in Homestead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Damn lol she lives in Homestead? lol . . . sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 Just now, bnmjy said: lol . . . sure. Damn yall hood af 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Well that blows, and not in a good way. The only good butt touching is consensual butt touching. Also, cocks (consensually, of course). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 39 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Well that blows, and not in a good way. The only good butt touching is consensual butt touching. Also, cocks (consensually, of course). I'll do anything for $20 (consensually) 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I'll do anything for $20 (consensually) 😉 Replace $20 with "$20 worth of 24 inch Tuftex balloons" and the same applies to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 16 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Replace $20 with "$20 worth of 24 inch Tuftex balloons" and the same applies to me. How bout a BBB Big black balloon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Seriously thank you for this. It pisses me off more when I see women do this because you would think that if they hated this happening to them, then they wouldn't do it either. But nope, some of us gotta be gross as fuck too. And they'll be the same dumb bitches who hit guys unprovoked and always think there will be zero consequences. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: It pisses me off more when I see women do this because you would think that if they hated this happening to them, then they wouldn't do it either. But nope, some of us gotta be gross as fuck too. And they'll be the same dumb bitches who hit guys unprovoked and always think there will be zero consequences. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 On 1/30/2019 at 12:45 AM, That_One_Guy said: I lowkey felt offended. If I was a woman people would have cared. Like I brushed it off, but I also didn't ask to be grabbed like that. last woman that grabbed my ass i fucked a year later on new years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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