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Story time...sit around ...my current sex buddies


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This doesn't mean i plan on actually having sex with them. Their existence in my life is just purely sexual that is all.

 

Theres hunter. The ultra conservative Confederate flag on huge truck driving mudding country boy who fantasy is to have a huge black man breed him LOL hes my favorite 

Theres lance. Cute chubby tall guy who is packing who couldn't believe it when i said we could hook up because to quote him "girls never want to fuck me" LOL

Then theres my white rapper mike who has met my mom who has NOTHING together in his life. Not even the littliest things. Anything you can imagine adultwise is fucked in mikes life. I felt for him when he was 25 but motherfucker is 30 and still stuck on stupid.

Posted
27 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

He's a redneck.  They're not the brightest bunch.

I asked him to clarify and i think i pissed him off because hes ignoring me after blowing my phone up for weeks lolol

Posted
9 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Ok he answered 

 

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Even with the context clues I cant figure out what " breed you" is supposed to mean .... fuck? Why not just say fuck?

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Well ... I can atleast say you're having way more sex than me. I literally just put on my pajamas and fapped to a fictional character.xD

Ive been there. Gotta do what ya gotta do

Posted
4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Even with the context clues I cant figure out what " breed you" is supposed to mean .... fuck? Why not just say fuck?

It means he wants to be cummed in or whatever...he wants a dude to cum inside him

Posted
10 hours ago, Vamped said:

Well ... I can atleast say you're having way more sex than me. I literally just put on my pajamas and fapped to a fictional character.xD

Why did you put on pajamas before fapping

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Posted
10 hours ago, fuggstop said:

It means he wants to be cummed in or whatever...he wants a dude to cum inside him

>.>

I guess saying he wants to be fucked by a dude is too hard to say

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Posted
2 hours ago, Vamped said:

I put on pajamas as soon as I get athome

Im a gusher. Thats a good way to have a clothes hamper full of pajamas and no pajamas at the end of the week.

Posted
2 hours ago, Vamped said:

>.>

I guess saying he wants to be fucked by a dude is too hard to say

Not just fucked by them tho...treated like a girl they want to impregnate. 

Posted
1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Im a gusher. Thats a good way to have a clothes hamper full of pajamas and no pajamas at the end of the week.

My wardrobe is 60% pajamas. I'm never out of pajamas. I put on pajamas, get in the shower and put on more pajamas.

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

My wardrobe is 60% pajamas. I'm never out of pajamas. I put on pajamas, get in the shower and put on more pajamas.

 

Lol my clothing staple is leggings

Posted
5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Every last one of those dudes is trash.

Men are all trash. You just gotta pic which set of trash youre willing to put up with.

Posted
23 hours ago, fuggstop said:

Its not a story ITS MY LIFE! 😭

Look, I was promised a story, lady.....Now make with the unrealistic plot and colorful characters 

Posted
1 minute ago, Mix said:

Look, I was promised a story, lady.....Now make with the unrealistic plot and colorful characters 

A good story has a realistic plot tho

Posted
30 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Men are all trash. You just gotta pic which set of trash youre willing to put up with.

Well, the men you find.  Most everyone else does just fine not finding trash dudes.

Posted
9 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Well, the men you find.  Most everyone else does just fine not finding trash dudes.

*shrug*

I like men who are honest about what they really are and what they really like. I think the men you talking about are phonies who just haven't been found out yet. Like i bet you $1000 military hotties wife has no idea how truly depraved he is.

Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Well, the men you find.  Most everyone else does just fine not finding trash dudes.

Also, as a spokesman for trash dudes, I want to point out that our organization goes above and beyond to advertise how trash we are. It cannot be said that the warning labels weren't on the men Fuggs picked off the shelves. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, fuggstop said:

*shrug*

I like men who are honest about what they really are and what they really like. I think the men you talking about are phonies who just haven't been found out yet. Like i bet you $1000 military hotties wife has no idea how truly depraved he is.

The men you show us are the exact opposite of honest about who they are.  They're not just phonies, but really pathetic phonies.

Posted
1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

The men you show us are the exact opposite of honest about who they are.  They're not just phonies, but really pathetic phonies.

You never get it

Posted
1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

You never get it

Get what?

That the dudes treat you like life sized sex doll?

That every picture you've ever show is of some dude posing in the mirror in his underwear like he's some kind of fashion model?

That nobody ever thought military hottie was actually hot?

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