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Story time...sit around ...my current sex buddies


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This doesn't mean i plan on actually having sex with them. Their existence in my life is just purely sexual that is all.

 

Theres hunter. The ultra conservative Confederate flag on huge truck driving mudding country boy who fantasy is to have a huge black man breed him LOL hes my favorite 

Theres lance. Cute chubby tall guy who is packing who couldn't believe it when i said we could hook up because to quote him "girls never want to fuck me" LOL

Then theres my white rapper mike who has met my mom who has NOTHING together in his life. Not even the littliest things. Anything you can imagine adultwise is fucked in mikes life. I felt for him when he was 25 but motherfucker is 30 and still stuck on stupid.

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  On 1/22/2019 at 2:20 AM, Vamped said:

Even with the context clues I cant figure out what " breed you" is supposed to mean .... fuck? Why not just say fuck?

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It means he wants to be cummed in or whatever...he wants a dude to cum inside him

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  On 1/22/2019 at 3:56 PM, fuggstop said:

Im a gusher. Thats a good way to have a clothes hamper full of pajamas and no pajamas at the end of the week.

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My wardrobe is 60% pajamas. I'm never out of pajamas. I put on pajamas, get in the shower and put on more pajamas.

 

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  On 1/23/2019 at 1:42 AM, scoobdog said:

Well, the men you find.  Most everyone else does just fine not finding trash dudes.

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*shrug*

I like men who are honest about what they really are and what they really like. I think the men you talking about are phonies who just haven't been found out yet. Like i bet you $1000 military hotties wife has no idea how truly depraved he is.

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  On 1/23/2019 at 1:42 AM, scoobdog said:

Well, the men you find.  Most everyone else does just fine not finding trash dudes.

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Also, as a spokesman for trash dudes, I want to point out that our organization goes above and beyond to advertise how trash we are. It cannot be said that the warning labels weren't on the men Fuggs picked off the shelves. 

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  On 1/23/2019 at 1:52 AM, fuggstop said:

*shrug*

I like men who are honest about what they really are and what they really like. I think the men you talking about are phonies who just haven't been found out yet. Like i bet you $1000 military hotties wife has no idea how truly depraved he is.

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The men you show us are the exact opposite of honest about who they are.  They're not just phonies, but really pathetic phonies.

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  On 1/23/2019 at 4:28 AM, fuggstop said:

You never get it

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Get what?

That the dudes treat you like life sized sex doll?

That every picture you've ever show is of some dude posing in the mirror in his underwear like he's some kind of fashion model?

That nobody ever thought military hottie was actually hot?

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