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How many cigarettes have you had in your life?


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14 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

Zero. They smell like absolute fucking shit and I have no idea why anyone would want that in their lungs. 

Because some of us have death wishes? ¬¬

Nah, I know they smell horrible, but I love the way they taste, especially when paired with coffee and certain foods. I don't smoke right now anyway, and I plan to keep it that way.

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1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

The last post on the first page. I wasn't expecting the influx of bullshit, and I'm multi-tasking as always. 

Tsar4's post.

 

Oh right, that post. I don't think five a day is possible either. With 3 packs a day, the carbon monoxide concentration in the blood is around 20 percent, which is already extremely taxing. I imagine someone smoking more to be almost narcoleptic. Maybe he just didn't inhale deeply.

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3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

5 packs a day? I wouldn't dare say that's impossible, but you are exaggerating right?

He started smoking at 13.  By the time he was in his 20s, he was at 5 packs per day.  Wake up, have a cig, go into the bathroom have a cig, eat breakfast have a cig, head for the car have a cig, etc.  Ashtrays everywhere in the house (Li'l tsar even said he wanted him to quit for Christmas one year - he tried and was off them for a while, but decided to try one to see if he could handle it, nope).  He finally gave them up in '79.  Probably why he lasted until last year. 

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22 hours ago, bnmjy said:

Making me do fucking math homework. ¬¬ Well, I know you live in New York, which has the most expensive cigarette taxes in the country. I'm just gonna set the price at 10 per pack.

20,075 / 20 =1003.75. Let's just say 1000. 1000*10 = 10,000 dollars.

Cigarettes are 15 a pack in NY

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2. The first one out of curiosity, and the second to confirm that they taste like crap and aren't worth my junk food money. The warm sensation from the cigarette was the only thing I enjoyed about it. Since almost every person in my family who used to have a smoking habit has died from cancer and other smoking related diseases, trying it again ain't exactly on my to-do list. 

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