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I might off myself on my 30th birthday


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Nah you should stick around. 30's the prime age for girls because they realize they were idiots in their teens and twenties and flock toward beasts like us, begging for forgiveness.

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Go out on top since I've hit my peak.  O0

don't

 

I have enough to worry about with my impending genocide along with the rest of America's LGBT population without having to worry about yet another user who's generally been nice to me offing themself :|

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don't

 

I have enough to worry about with my impending genocide along with the rest of America's LGBT population without having to worry about yet another user who's generally been nice to me offing themself :|

 

Just be glad you aren't mexican :|

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Go out on top since I've hit my peak.  O0

 

you do realize the human life span for our generation is in the 100s

 

look your life is not even half over

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Nah you should stick around. 30's the prime age for girls because they realize they were idiots in their teens and twenties and flock toward beasts like us, begging for forgiveness.

 

Does this mean you'll stop messaging teens and start messaging women in their 30s?

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Nah you should stick around. 30's the prime age for girls because they realize they were idiots in their teens and twenties and flock toward beasts like us, begging for forgiveness.

 

You really think so huh?

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Does this mean you'll stop messaging teens and start messaging women in their 30s?

 

If teens don't want his sorry ass then what makes you think than older woman will? :D

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don't

 

I have enough to worry about with my impending genocide along with the rest of America's LGBT population without having to worry about yet another user who's generally been nice to me offing themself :|

 

I got some :beer: probably just pass out and forget about tonight.

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Who is that?

 

Logan from Logan's Run. It's a 1976 Sci-Fi film where you are murdered by ths government when you hit 30 years old. The jewel in your hand begins to glow when your time is up.

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Yeah I just turned 30, take my advice- it wasn't worth it. Blow yourself away with the rest of the hentai and call it a day.  :|

 

So you saying don't even wait until then, just do it?

 

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Does this mean you'll stop messaging teens and start messaging women in their 30s?

 

Why would he stop? He meant 17 to 19 year olds are more into older guys.

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Logan from Logan's Run. It's a 1976 Sci-Fi film where you are murdered by ths government when you hit 30 years old. The jewel in your hand begins to glow when your time is up.

 

Ah okay, I'm familiar with that movie but never seen it.

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Why would he stop? He meant 17 to 19 year olds are more into older guys.

 

" they realize they were idiots in their teens and twenties and flock toward beasts like us"

 

Meaning when the girls were in their teens and twenties, they blew him off, but in their 30s, they flock toward him.

 

I mean, you're probably right, but the language he used doesn't really say that.  :|

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Just be glad you aren't mexican :|

the GOP hates Mexicans Muslims Gays Jews Blacks and Women about equally

 

and I fall under two of those things (Black and Gay)

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the GOP hates Mexicans Muslims Gays Jews Blacks and Women about equally

 

and I fall under two of those things (Black and Gay)

 

well just be glad you aren't bipolar. I think I'd trade my skin color and take a dick. better then dealing with this sh** on a daily basis.

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Do it if you have the guts.

 

Now I never said if I mean my real or UEMB age which says I'm four. So I could live anywhere from 6 months to 26 years if I do it.

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Now I never said if I mean my real or UEMB age which says I'm four. So I could live anywhere from 6 months to 26 years if I do it.

if fuggz i telling you to do it you should strive to live to be 200 just to spite her
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if fuggz i telling you to do it you should strive to live to be 200 just to spite her

 

Fuggs is alright by me, but if immortality is discovered I'll consider it.

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Double murder suicide? U know u wanna. Fuck this shit when meds dont even work.

 

girls my meds aren't working at all right now.  I'm thinking you pull your pants down and suck me into that black hole like Miroku's wind tunnel. 

 

Didn't I tell you not to eat them kpins like skittles all day?

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if fuggz i telling you to do it you should strive to live to be 200 just to spite her

 

Well at least someone is having a good time with the wine^ :brownbottle:

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