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Posted
20 minutes ago, Inu_crazed_90 said:

*checks pockets* loose candies?

A stranger is just a friend you haven't taken candy from yet! ^__^

Posted
3 hours ago, molarbear said:

Great....

Now you got me all paranoid thinking someone is living in one of my closets

Well, don't go checking because I'm not about to start paying rent.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, DarksidexXx said:

they're always watching

Yeah, it'd be great if they could do something instead of just watching because I have performance anxiety.

Posted
1 minute ago, Still Me said:

Β 

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Not an alien pun, but I haven't seen this weirdo around the internet for a minute so it's cool even though there's no caption.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Not an alien pun, but I haven't seen this weirdo around the internet for a minute so it's cool even though there's no caption.

the point of no caption was because I knew you weren’t talking about aliens....

that was the joke 😐

Posted
4 minutes ago, Still Me said:

the point of no caption was because I knew you weren’t talking about aliens....

that was the joke 😐

>_>;

Posted
11 hours ago, imchapp.in said:

40% of Americans own a cell phone
so they can hearΒ everything that you say when you ain't home.

What if you're way out in the woods and no one brought their devices?

Posted (edited)
32 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That number seems way low.... How much of that 60% are children whose parents refuse to buy them one?

Mos Def’s β€œMathematics” was written around the late 90’s, so theΒ number’s definitely far bigger

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Posted
8 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said:

they can change form but they just use this to continue watching

I'm thinking about becoming a private investigator. Good old fashioned detective work. Talking to people and asking questions. Trying to avoid giving anyone an incentive to kill me. It'll be fun, right?

Posted
22 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

You're never alone when you have.... THE INTERNET. O_O

or something

I was gonna say happy memories, but that is also applicable.

Posted
16 hours ago, Lasty said:

I'm thinking about becoming a private investigator. Good old fashioned detective work. Talking to people and asking questions. Trying to avoid giving anyone an incentive to kill me. It'll be fun, right?

yea sounds fun

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Posted
Just now, Lasty said:

That sucks, dude. *hug* :(

Eh. I’m normally used to it. I just don’t feel well, and I can’t drink alcohol for another 12 days, so there’s nothing to do about it.

Posted
1 minute ago, InsaneFox said:

Eh. I’m normally used to it. I just don’t feel well, and I can’t drink alcohol for another 12 days, so there’s nothing to do about it.

Find a book to read?

Posted
3 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Eh. Can’t focus. Trying to watch a show. And I’m just half here right now.

Are you drinking enough water and getting enough sleep?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Are you drinking enough water and getting enough sleep?

Yeah. I’m on antibiotics, steroids, among other things to combat an infection. So I’m probably not drinking enough water. Sleep has been all over the place.

Posted
3 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Yeah. I’m on antibiotics, steroids, among other things to combat an infection. So I’m probably not drinking enough water. Sleep has been all over the place.

Welp, there you go. Change what you can...

Posted
2 minutes ago, π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™šπ˜Όπ™‘π™₯π™π™€π™£π™¨π™š said:

what's this "we" shit?

All together... now...

Posted
Just now, π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™šπ˜Όπ™‘π™₯π™π™€π™£π™¨π™š said:

in bed?

It’ll be better than going to bed alone.

Posted
3 minutes ago, π™π™€π™œπ™ͺπ™šπ˜Όπ™‘π™₯π™π™€π™£π™¨π™š said:

in bed?

A bed of nails

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