Heavens to murgatroyd!!!

[Zenigundam]

And not in jest 

 

I have. 👨‍💼

 

[TrigunBebop]

That's so not alpha.

[Mini_ghost420]

yeah I have I meet my ex wife on the old ASMB

[Zenigundam]

14 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

That's so not alpha.

Yes it is. Don't try to play mind games, it isn't working, I won her heart and now you'll just have to wait for me to mess up if you want a shot. 😌

[Zenigundam]

14 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

yeah I have I meet my ex wife on the old ASMB

I tried to meet girls on the Fan Collective, but they wouldn't respond. It got me angry, now they probably regret it

[TrigunBebop]

Just now, Zenigundam said:

Yes it is. Don't try to play mind games, it isn't working, I won her heart and now you'll just have to wait for me to mess up if you want a shot. 😌

Whatever you say, BetaGundam.

[DarksidexXx]

3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I tried to meet girls on the Fan Collective, but they wouldn't respond. It got me angry, now they probably regret it

the Fan Collective lasted a whole 2 days or something. but yeah they regret it alright

[Zenigundam]

Just now, DarksidexXx said:

the Fan Collective lasted a whole 2 days or something. but yeah they regret it alright

They do regret it. *approaches while cracking knuckles*

They regret it don't they, wouldn't you agree? 👨 *hovering over you*

[bnmjy]

The only thing alpha about you are your brain waves when you approach a female i.e. you become an anxious little bitch.

[Zenigundam]

6 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

The only thing alpha about you are your brain waves when you approach a female i.e. you become an anxious little bitch.

Not anxious at all, just annoyed because if my alpha moves don't resonate with her because she's 18 and so heavily entrenched in the beta male customs of her childhood then I'll find myself suddenly having to beat the crap out of two or three white knights who step into the situation and then even after all that I'll still have to convince her that alpha is very good and manly and beta is very bad and sheepish, but that might be counterintuitive to her, especially if she's hot and conforming to whatever is popular, which has sadly been beta culture for a while, but once I start the alpha uprising we'll take our world back and you won't see anymore weak ass stuff on TV or cinematic video games

[bnmjy]

28 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Not anxious at all, just annoyed because if my alpha moves don't resonate with her because she's 18 and so heavily entrenched in the beta male customs of her childhood then I'll find myself suddenly having to beat the crap out of two or three white knights who step into the situation and then even after all that I'll still have to convince her that alpha is very good and manly and beta is very bad and sheepish, but that might be counterintuitive to her, especially if she's hot and conforming to whatever is popular, which has sadly been beta culture for a while, but once I start the alpha uprising we'll take our world back and you won't see anymore weak ass stuff on TV or cinematic video games

Holy shit am I not reading that. Get a different hobby already.

[lupin_bebop]

2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

And not in jest 

 

I have. 👨‍💼

 

Nope. Because I'm a real man and can tell her to her face.

[Zenigundam]

23 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Nope. Because I'm a real man and can tell her to her face.

I tell them to their faces too, but what if she beats you up, which seems likely for you 😥

[Tengu]

That’s just creepy. 

[Zenigundam]

16 minutes ago, Tengu said:

That’s just creepy. 

There's a question on OKC that asks whether it's creepy to say "I love you" at the end of the first date. I think it's pretty alpha and romantic and a nice lead-in for drawing her close to you and *giggle chills* k-k-kissing those young, tender, legal age lips. 😰🐰💪

Edited September 13, 2018 by Zenigundam

[Tengu]

You keep saying legal age which is even creepier. 

[Zenigundam]

19 minutes ago, Tengu said:

You keep saying legal age which is even creepier. 

Well whaddya want me to say, 17? 😌

[Tengu]

How old are you now zeni? 27? 28? 

You don’t think that a 17 year old is going to consider you a creepy older guy. A guy who couldn’t date a woman his own age. 

Yeah, it’s fucking creepy when you say shit like this. Thankfully you’re too much of a loser to leave your house and act on these sick impulses. 

[Zenigundam]

Like 22 about, so not a huge age gap

[Tengu]

Liar. 

[Zenigundam]

10 minutes ago, Tengu said:

Liar. 

*pulls you to the side*

Don't say that. Don't you ever say that. 😕

[Tengu]

Shut up midget. You don’t scare anyone. 

[CutieQuesadilla]

Yes, she is very special to me and has always been. I love her more and more each day.

Edited September 13, 2018 by CutieQuesadilla

[CutieQuesadilla]

Daily dose of zenpai gifs.

[lupin_bebop]

7 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I tell them to their faces too, but what if she beats you up, which seems likely for you 😥

A woman won't beat me up......a little girl, like one you'd go for....would. I'm not worried about it. Legally, she'd go to jail for it, especially since it's unprovoked.

[Kudasai]

[midnight]

Damnit, Zeni. I’m sure someone irl loves you. You don’t have to make up fake lovers. 

Your mom loves you dearly.

[Kudasai]

3 minutes ago, midnight said:

Damnit, Zeni. I’m sure someone irl loves you. You don’t have to make up fake lovers. 

Viper loves you dearly.

Fixed

[Still Me]

I hope you get forcefully fucked in prison by your soulmate bubba

[Zenigundam]

13 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

Daily dose of zenpai gifs.

Wowzers

[Zenigundam]

Like if Shaggy wanted to sex up Daphne, but Fred was in the way, he could have Scooby sick him like the dog in Cujo and then he alone would be the alpha Male, can you imagine doing this when a hot girl foolishly replies to a guy who isn't you over OkCupid.... ohhhh.....ohhhhhhhhhhhh 🤔

[Zenigundam]

Fred: "Scooby wait!!! I'll give you anything you want!!! I've got a cellar full of snacks!!! Please get off me!!" 😭

Scooby: "Frrruck your Scoorby Snracks!!" *tears Fred's throat out* 💪👨🐶

[Mini_ghost420]

LMAO sometimes Zeni you are actually funny

[Inu_crazed_90]

I have not, but I just think I’ve never been in he scenario to do that. 

[Zenigundam]

5 minutes ago, Inu_crazed_90 said:

I have not, but I just think I’ve never been in he scenario to do that. 

There's a first time for everything. Listen to what your heart is saying. Take some time and meditate and, when you're ready, approach her... be prepared to maybe even kiss her on the lips. *giggle chills* 😱

[PhilosipherStoned]

That's because your full of shit. 

[Zenigundam]

I found myself a snazzy woman, a legal age teen even. 😻

[Zenigundam]

*crowd chants* Log! Back! In! Log! Back! In! Log! Back! In!

⛹️‍♂️

[schmahxgn]

To paraphrase Chris Rock: if she looks 18 and she says she's 18 or 19, she's 12.

#NoSexInTheChampagneRoom

[Zenigundam]

3 minutes ago, schmahxgn said:

To paraphrase Chris Rock: if she looks 18 and she says she's 18 or 19, she's 12.

#NoSexInTheChampagneRoom

17 

Legal in NJ, and so am I... I love her already, we're... soulmates.... 🐰

[Zenigundam]

"I want you to be jealous."

The dating philosophy that really gets me mad with know it all millenials. Why? To tempt me to go into a jealous rage just so you can call the cops and have the SWAT team ambush me, since normal cops couldn't handle my alpha resistance?

This is why legal age teens are easily outperforming millennials on the dating scene, just like how Indonesia and Malaysia have been smacking the United States up for years in terms of aggregate standardized test scores, and why China is beating Trump in world trade

Edited September 14, 2018 by Zenigundam

[Zenigundam]

Prophetic

[scoobdog]

What up, Freddy?