Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 And not in jest I have. 👨💼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 That's so not alpha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 yeah I have I meet my ex wife on the old ASMB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: That's so not alpha. Yes it is. Don't try to play mind games, it isn't working, I won her heart and now you'll just have to wait for me to mess up if you want a shot. 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: yeah I have I meet my ex wife on the old ASMB I tried to meet girls on the Fan Collective, but they wouldn't respond. It got me angry, now they probably regret it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Yes it is. Don't try to play mind games, it isn't working, I won her heart and now you'll just have to wait for me to mess up if you want a shot. 😌 Whatever you say, BetaGundam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarksidexXx Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I tried to meet girls on the Fan Collective, but they wouldn't respond. It got me angry, now they probably regret it the Fan Collective lasted a whole 2 days or something. but yeah they regret it alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 Just now, DarksidexXx said: the Fan Collective lasted a whole 2 days or something. but yeah they regret it alright They do regret it. *approaches while cracking knuckles* They regret it don't they, wouldn't you agree? 👨 *hovering over you* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 The only thing alpha about you are your brain waves when you approach a female i.e. you become an anxious little bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: The only thing alpha about you are your brain waves when you approach a female i.e. you become an anxious little bitch. Not anxious at all, just annoyed because if my alpha moves don't resonate with her because she's 18 and so heavily entrenched in the beta male customs of her childhood then I'll find myself suddenly having to beat the crap out of two or three white knights who step into the situation and then even after all that I'll still have to convince her that alpha is very good and manly and beta is very bad and sheepish, but that might be counterintuitive to her, especially if she's hot and conforming to whatever is popular, which has sadly been beta culture for a while, but once I start the alpha uprising we'll take our world back and you won't see anymore weak ass stuff on TV or cinematic video games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 28 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Not anxious at all, just annoyed because if my alpha moves don't resonate with her because she's 18 and so heavily entrenched in the beta male customs of her childhood then I'll find myself suddenly having to beat the crap out of two or three white knights who step into the situation and then even after all that I'll still have to convince her that alpha is very good and manly and beta is very bad and sheepish, but that might be counterintuitive to her, especially if she's hot and conforming to whatever is popular, which has sadly been beta culture for a while, but once I start the alpha uprising we'll take our world back and you won't see anymore weak ass stuff on TV or cinematic video games Holy shit am I not reading that. Get a different hobby already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: And not in jest I have. 👨💼 Nope. Because I'm a real man and can tell her to her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Nope. Because I'm a real man and can tell her to her face. I tell them to their faces too, but what if she beats you up, which seems likely for you 😥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 That’s just creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Tengu said: That’s just creepy. There's a question on OKC that asks whether it's creepy to say "I love you" at the end of the first date. I think it's pretty alpha and romantic and a nice lead-in for drawing her close to you and *giggle chills* k-k-kissing those young, tender, legal age lips. 😰🐰💪 Edited September 13, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 You keep saying legal age which is even creepier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 19 minutes ago, Tengu said: You keep saying legal age which is even creepier. Well whaddya want me to say, 17? 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 How old are you now zeni? 27? 28? You don’t think that a 17 year old is going to consider you a creepy older guy. A guy who couldn’t date a woman his own age. Yeah, it’s fucking creepy when you say shit like this. Thankfully you’re too much of a loser to leave your house and act on these sick impulses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 Like 22 about, so not a huge age gap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Tengu said: Liar. *pulls you to the side* Don't say that. Don't you ever say that. 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Shut up midget. You don’t scare anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) Yes, she is very special to me and has always been. I love her more and more each day. Edited September 13, 2018 by CutieQuesadilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Daily dose of zenpai gifs. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I tell them to their faces too, but what if she beats you up, which seems likely for you 😥 A woman won't beat me up......a little girl, like one you'd go for....would. I'm not worried about it. Legally, she'd go to jail for it, especially since it's unprovoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Damnit, Zeni. I’m sure someone irl loves you. You don’t have to make up fake lovers. Your mom loves you dearly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: Damnit, Zeni. I’m sure someone irl loves you. You don’t have to make up fake lovers. Viper loves you dearly. Fixed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I hope you get forcefully fucked in prison by your soulmate bubba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 13 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Daily dose of zenpai gifs. Wowzers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 Like if Shaggy wanted to sex up Daphne, but Fred was in the way, he could have Scooby sick him like the dog in Cujo and then he alone would be the alpha Male, can you imagine doing this when a hot girl foolishly replies to a guy who isn't you over OkCupid.... ohhhh.....ohhhhhhhhhhhh 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 Fred: "Scooby wait!!! I'll give you anything you want!!! I've got a cellar full of snacks!!! Please get off me!!" 😭 Scooby: "Frrruck your Scoorby Snracks!!" *tears Fred's throat out* 💪👨🐶 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 LMAO sometimes Zeni you are actually funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu_crazed_90 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I have not, but I just think I’ve never been in he scenario to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Inu_crazed_90 said: I have not, but I just think I’ve never been in he scenario to do that. There's a first time for everything. Listen to what your heart is saying. Take some time and meditate and, when you're ready, approach her... be prepared to maybe even kiss her on the lips. *giggle chills* 😱 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 That's because your full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 I found myself a snazzy woman, a legal age teen even. 😻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 *crowd chants* Log! Back! In! Log! Back! In! Log! Back! In! ⛹️♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 To paraphrase Chris Rock: if she looks 18 and she says she's 18 or 19, she's 12. #NoSexInTheChampagneRoom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: To paraphrase Chris Rock: if she looks 18 and she says she's 18 or 19, she's 12. #NoSexInTheChampagneRoom 17 Legal in NJ, and so am I... I love her already, we're... soulmates.... 🐰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) "I want you to be jealous." The dating philosophy that really gets me mad with know it all millenials. Why? To tempt me to go into a jealous rage just so you can call the cops and have the SWAT team ambush me, since normal cops couldn't handle my alpha resistance? This is why legal age teens are easily outperforming millennials on the dating scene, just like how Indonesia and Malaysia have been smacking the United States up for years in terms of aggregate standardized test scores, and why China is beating Trump in world trade Edited September 14, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 Prophetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 What up, Freddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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