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Zenigundam

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Legal age teen, I forget what she said to make me say this, but I told her, "2003? That was like yesterday." and she gave me that alien look and she said, "What the $%@&?! I was two years old, and now I'm 17, that wasn't yesterday."

Anyway, the moral of the story here is to put things in perspective and stop trying to play me, stop listening to the media and acting like stuff from three years ago is old and you won't think like her. I'm young and hip... and always will be... 🏋️‍♂️

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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Just now, JehutyNinja said:

You're 3 years younger than me. I'm sorry bud but you're old. You have a 10-year reunion either already happened or coming up so have fun with that

Not at all. You're young as well, my cousin was born in 87 and I tell him all the time that he should marry a legal age teen, but he's too involved with making AMVs and trying to salvage a career as a movie director. Whatever, I don't even think my HS had a 10 year reunion back in June and, if it did, I would have come in hammered and impregnated a past classmate and then I'd have some baby clinging to me and Johnnygundam nine months away and that's definitely not how I planned it. No! NO! NOOO!!! Cougars aged 26-32, get it out of your heads that you're gonna date me. My older sister is 34, I'm dating a prime, young LADY aged 18-19, because that works for me, we'd be like water and oil, honeys, stop trying to take my money I ain't Kris Humphries, betches, think I'm gonna fall for that Kardashian gold digger scheme fuck No!!!! 🐻💏🏋️‍♂️💪🏍🐷

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43 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Not at all. You're young as well, my cousin was born in 87 and I tell him all the time that he should marry a legal age teen, but he's too involved with making AMVs and trying to salvage a career as a movie director. Whatever, I don't even think my HS had a 10 year reunion back in June and, if it did, I would have come in hammered and impregnated a past classmate and then I'd have some baby clinging to me and Johnnygundam nine months away and that's definitely not how I planned it. No! NO! NOOO!!! Cougars aged 26-32, get it out of your heads that you're gonna date me. My older sister is 34, I'm dating a prime, young LADY aged 18-19, because that works for me, we'd be like water and oil, honeys, stop trying to take my money I ain't Kris Humphries, betches, think I'm gonna fall for that Kardashian gold digger scheme fuck No!!!! 🐻💏🏋️‍♂️💪🏍🐷

Hahaha @ cougars aged 26-32. Not sure that qualifies as a cougar. If you spent less time online, and more time in the real world, you might find someone decent, who’s not still in high school. 

When I got out of high school, nearly 25 years ago, I never looked back. Especially not for a girlfriend. I’m not telling you how to live your life, because it’s not my place to do so, but there will come a time when you have to give up on teenagers. Or end up on the S.O. list. 

You seem like a nice enough kid, but dude, a true alpha doesn’t have to brag about being an alpha. They just are one. Sure, women like a man who can take charge, but they don’t want a man who brags about it. Just be a man. Don’t advertise your plans and traits, like they’re on a billboard. 

We’ve all been where you’re at. We’ve all thought we were the biggest dick in town. That might land you a couple of shallow pieces of ass here and there, but in the long run, you will be happier, and happier a lot faster, if you just carry yourself like a man, and stop trying so hard to be an alpha. If you’re an alpha, you won’t have to try to be one. 

No one on this planet is buying into what I saw you say earlier about knocking down several cops or any of that. You would still be in jail. 

Stop trying so damn hard for approval. Let me ask you, how many people here actually take you seriously? If you want to attract the right girl, make yourself believable. And you can start by being honest, not only with them, but with yourself.

I’m not trying to come down on you. Like I said, I think you’re a nice kid. I just think you can do better than the character you are portraying on here.

Take it or leave it. 

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7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I wanna find a woman who is hot, in high school,.and legal, midnight. Can't you accept what a bold alpha male wants? 🐺

dude  really  why date high schooler  get with a real adult  

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Just now, ghostrek said:

dude  really  why date high schooler  get with a real adult  

"A real adult"? What does that even mean?

17 year old beach body women are considered adults where I come from. *gets the giggle chills just thinking about them* :x

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

"A real adult"? What does that even mean?

17 year old beach body women are considered adults where I come from. *gets the giggle chills just thinking about them* :x

someone in there 20s or 30s

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6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

You're a proponent of age discrimination, dude. #YesAllWomen 💪

well where  i  am  going after 17 olds in high school is lelegal  plus  date  someone your own age

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Yeah so if the lead actress on the next season of the newest Star Trek show was a sexy legal age teen, you would stop watching? Pleaaaaase.... You would want her

no

I don't watch star trek for teenagers

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2 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

well where  i  am  going after 17 olds in high school is legal  plus  date  someone your own age

She is my age, I was 17 just yesterday, your jealousy is palpable 💏

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4 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I wanna find a woman who is hot, in high school,.and legal, midnight. Can't you accept what a bold alpha male wants? 🐺

Alpha males don’t waste their time on a teenager. Real alphas go for the real women. Sorry dude. I’m old enough to know what I’m talking about. I have kids older than you. 

Real alpha males don’t have to be showmen. They just do it. Plus, I’m pretty sure that most of the dudes on this site are more alpha than you.

@ghostrek would take you. That’s where my money is. If I’m being honest. I saw your picture. I’m not judging. Just calling it like I see it, Zeni. How y’all are you? Because without that information, it would be an unfair assessment. 

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Just now, panic said:

That's what I love about these legal age teens, man. They get older, you stay the same.

We both stay the same. I'm not gonna be too old for legal age teens until I'm really old, and there's Just for Men and wrinkle therapy or whatever it's called to prolong that. I'll love them forever. 😦❤💪

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