Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 I almost never find a hot girl who goes to the mall by herself and, if she does, she's not single. Why do they always go with friends?
KimopoBotar Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 I guess it would be hard for you to understand having friends. 1 2
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: I guess it would be hard for you to understand having friends. Careful... *cracks knuckles* And then their eyes light up when you tell them how you were out at a party with your friends, but if you tell them you were at home putting in that power moon collecting work on Super Mario Odyssey, they look at you like you're a talking grasshopper. 😡
bnmjy Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 Real alphas sexually harass a gaggle of hot girls. Way to admit to having no game.
Zenigundam Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: Real alphas sexually harass a gaggle of hot girls. Way to admit to having no game. You said gaggle, so you immediately have zero game. 2
fuggstop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You said gaggle, so you immediately have zero game. Gaggle is way better than giggle chills
discolé monade Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 probably to keep an eye our for creepy stalkers following them, wondering why they travel in groups?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: I guess it would be hard for you to understand having friends.
midnight Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 Zeni is harmless. Plus, he’s right about the term “gaggle.” But in all seriousness, no one really wants to go out alone. I’m married and old, and I don’t want to go to the mall alone. Also, the world in an unsafe place to go out alone in. Especially if you’re a female. Lots of men have no bounds. No reservation when it comes to the opposite sex.
bnmjy Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You said gaggle, so you immediately have zero game. Pssh, at least I've successfully hooked up on apps before.
panic Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 To keep away the betas. Real alphas take control of the pack.
Zenigundam Posted August 30, 2018 Author Posted August 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, panic said: To keep away the betas. Real alphas take control of the pack. The last time I took control, five cops and security guards ended up getting knocked to the floor. 😦
Houdini Splicer Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 27 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: The last time I took control, five cops and security guards tackled me to the floor. 😦 I pissed myself. What a beta. 3
midnight Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 37 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: What a beta. He’s more of an omega. Way down there on the totem pole. 1
ghostrek Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 who still goes to malls that my question and why are you stalking teenagers 1
Zenigundam Posted August 30, 2018 Author Posted August 30, 2018 30 minutes ago, ghostrek said: who still goes to malls that my question and why are you stalking teenagers Malls are alpha, not stalking, I was a teenager just a few years ago, and these are legal age teen hot women who I'm gunning for. 😦💏🐻💪🏋️♂️
ghostrek Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Malls are alpha, not stalking, I was a teenager just a few years ago, and these are legal age teen hot women who I'm gunning for. 😦💏🐻💪🏋️♂️ how the fuck you know there legal you creep
lupin_bebop Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 Guess you wouldn’t understand since you don’t have friends......
JehutyNinja Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 The pack mentality staves off predators, such as yourself.
Zenigundam Posted August 30, 2018 Author Posted August 30, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: The pack mentality staves off predators, such as yourself. Predators are guys in their 40s with beer bellies sporting wife beaters. I'm young, hip, and pretty much... unstoppable. 🐻 Edited August 30, 2018 by Zenigundam
Houdini Splicer Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 14 hours ago, midnight said: He’s more of an omega. Way down there on the totem pole. The lowest of the low. 1
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