garbagepailcat Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 My fiancé always sends me sweet good morning texts once he makes it to work. He accidentally sent this morning’s text to his mother. I’m sick to my stomach. 1 5
fuggstop Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Omgomg Well Im sure shell understand? Give it time? She'll forget all about it?
garbagepailcat Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 She said, “well, that is part of a healthy relationship, but you sent that to your mother. Lol. I won’t say another word.” But now she thinks her son cums quick. 3
fuggstop Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, garbagepailcat said: She said, “well, that is part of a healthy relationship, but you sent that to your mother. Lol. I won’t say another word.” But now she thinks her son cums quick. Or u got the bomb poonanny
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said: She said, “well, that is part of a healthy relationship, but you sent that to your mother. Lol. I won’t say another word.” But now she thinks her son cums quick. If she's funny it could end up being a source of entertainment when you're with her, so there's always that.
garbagepailcat Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If she's funny it could end up being a source of entertainment when you're with her, so there's always that. It’s a disaster. 1
garbagepailcat Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, Poof said: This is a humble brag I don’t think it is. He said “made love,” so if anything, it’s double embarrassing.
NaBarney Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 That's probably like the worst one he could've sent her too. Usually whenever I have a gf for a minute I can barely bring myself to even text her back a one word response in a timely manner
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Expect a shit load "Are we having grandkids, yet?" texts. 1 2
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 38 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: It’s a disaster. Hey, everyone's parents had sex at least once. We all know what's going on in private. 1
Raptorpat Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Maybe avoid all eye contact next time you're with her, and/or probably just fake sick to not go. Then just do that forever. 3
tsar4 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Hey, everyone's parents had sex at least once. We all know what's going on in private. And in most cases, you do the math & 9 mos doesn't exactly work out.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: What a cornball It's the unicorn that does it. 2 1 2
garbagepailcat Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 HE’S A SWEET BOY. Unicorn emojis and all. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: HE’S A SWEET BOY. Unicorn emojis and all. I'm sure he's only half as gay as his emojis. 1
garbagepailcat Posted August 24, 2018 Author Posted August 24, 2018 Nah, he’s pretty gay. I like it though. 1 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Nah, he’s pretty gay. I like it though. Typical white girl. I suppose that's why I had to branch out, can't be gay enough for those white wimmenz.
jackiemarie90 Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 Well at least she knows you make him happy. >__> 1
Raptorpat Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 40 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Well at least she knows you make him happy. >__> 4 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: Maybe avoid all eye contact next time you're with her, and/or probably just fake sick to not go. Then just do that forever.
rpgamer Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 Nah mate. Next time they meet, she should just show up looking like this. 1 1
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