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If we were to meet up in real life, what would we talk about?


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18 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I mean what would you guys like to talk about? I'm very cultured and sophisticated, but I also very much appreciate the simple things in life. 

I would be talking to the police issuing an arrest for that warrant of yours

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3 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I would be talking to the police issuing an arrest for that warrant of yours

They would laugh at your futile attempts to get me behind bars and then we'd pound it... and continue laughing. 💪

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5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

They would laugh at your futile attempts to get me behind bars and then we'd pound it... and continue laughing. 💪

Oh yeah....you’re a gonna get raped in prison 

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9 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I mean what would you guys like to talk about? I'm very cultured and sophisticated, but I also very much appreciate the simple things in life. 

How Packard is your long lost father

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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

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Posted
7 hours ago, Ginguy said:

I wouldn't say anything.

The Deputies with me might say something along the lines of, "You have the right to remain silent"....

 

Grab em by the pussy 

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if we talked irl? i assume the conversation would go something like 

me: can i get fries with that?

you: yes sir. what size?

me: medium.

you: ok. does that complete your order?

me: yes

you: ok. that will be $13.58 at the first window.

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