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Drunk and high in Glen Burnie MD, after a night of hard rock cafe at the inner harbor.

Rogue_Alphonse Monster Mutant

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On a mountain in my dad's truck... stole it while he was at work went and picked up gf blah blah how cliche

 

It was fun though... I knocked the truck out of gear and it started rolling until I mashed the parking brake and just kept going with my gf like nothing happened xD

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Sandstone Hero

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1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

On a mountain in my dad's truck... stole it while he was at work went and picked up gf blah blah how cliche

 

It was fun though... I knocked the truck out of gear and it started rolling until I mashed the parking brake and just kept going with my gf like nothing happened xD

And you still remain the most redneck Northerner I know. Have a gold star.

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Rogue_Alphonse Monster Mutant

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2 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

And you still remain the most redneck Northerner I know. Have a gold star.

Well had he taken the truck it would have been his Mercury Topaz xD

How dare you stereotype me, you're from Alabama.

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9 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

remember... this happened in your state...

 

 

I'd be interested to know what part of Alabama this was in. It looks like they went to a very rural area. Not only that but it looks very edited like they cut out parts of intentionally antagonizing the owner to get a reaction.

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It's Clarkson, May, and Hammond. They automatically antagonize everyone around them.

Notice the reaction they included she seemed far more offended at the diss to country music and sports than anything else. Her initial reaction was "Are you trying to see how fast you can get beat up in a hick town", I would take that to mean they were angry that they were trying to fuck with them.

I'm sure if you spray painted fuck Obama and drove through some cities up north you'd get some angry reactions too, especially if you had set up cameras to intentionally try to catch people reacting.

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18 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

remember... this happened in your state...

 

 

See this is why I don't miss Alabama. There are good people there, but there's also a bunch of dumb ass nose picking rednecks.

Rogue_Alphonse Monster Mutant

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2 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Notice the reaction they included she seemed far more offended at the diss to country music and sports than anything else. Her initial reaction was "Are you trying to see how fast you can get beat up in a hick town", I would take that to mean they were angry that they were trying to fuck with them.

I'm sure if you spray painted fuck Obama and drove through some cities up north you'd get some angry reactions too, especially if you had set up cameras to intentionally try to catch people reacting.

Today, yes.

 

But here's one of the comments... "Ugh...This just makes you disappointed in your state when you're from Alabama. And what's sad is that some Alabamians would actually be proud to be represented like this. But although this could've been staged, make no mistake, this is what Alabama does to people that disagree with their values."

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3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Today, yes.

 

But here's one of the comments... "Ugh...This just makes you disappointed in your state when you're from Alabama. And what's sad is that some Alabamians would actually be proud to be represented like this. But although this could've been staged, make no mistake, this is what Alabama does to people that disagree with their values."

Bullfucking shit, maybe some people. We literally just had a pride parade here a few weeks ago in this city. I'm not saying homophobia isn't a problem here, in fact, it's a problem in many places in America outside of very liberal northern and west coast cities. To say the majority of people would have this reaction to such stuff is just absolute horseshit and anecdotal.

Rogue_Alphonse Monster Mutant

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6 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Bullfucking shit, maybe some people. We literally just had a pride parade here a few weeks ago in this city. I'm not saying homophobia isn't a problem here, in fact, it's a problem in many places in America outside of very liberal northern and west coast cities. To say the majority of people would have this reaction to such stuff is just absolute horseshit and anecdotal.

Sandy... remember the convo about my uncle last night?

It's eeeeeeeevvvveerryyywheree

Also I call central PA, Alabama.

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30 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Sandy... remember the convo about my uncle last night?

It's eeeeeeeevvvveerryyywheree

Also I call central PA, Alabama.

Yes, I do recall that unfortunate conversation. Your uncle is special.

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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18 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Y'all need to take better care of your belongings. Then you wouldn't lose them all the time. 

This... just doesn't answer the question... 😏

Bouvre Superstar

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4 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

That's way too gay to be a lie

It was a very awkward encounter, too. He drove me over a hundred miles away from home, attempted pathetically to do his thing, and drove me home. I ghosted him.

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Just now, Bouvre said:

It was a very awkward encounter, too. He drove me over a hundred miles away from home, attempted pathetically to do his thing, and drove me home. I ghosted him.

Wait did you guys meet on a dating site?

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22 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

It was a very awkward encounter, too. He drove me over a hundred miles away from home, attempted pathetically to do his thing, and drove me home. I ghosted him.

That sounds like a  horrible let down. I'm sorry bud. :(

Bouvre Superstar

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

How did y'all meet?

Facebook, because I was a naive 18 year old who thought "hanging" with another cute looking guy meant just that. So yeah, I was coerced, but it's still my story, and he was still bad at it.

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Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

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3 hours ago, Bouvre said:

Facebook, because I was a naive 18 year old who thought "hanging" with another cute looking guy meant just that. So yeah, I was coerced, but it's still my story, and he was still bad at it.

Well at least you were 18, because the fact that he drove 100+ miles made me think you weren't. O.o

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Bouvre Superstar

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17 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Well at least you were 18, because the fact that he drove 100+ miles made me think you weren't. O.o

Maybe he didn't think I was legal. I've always looked young for my age.

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Hotel room. Hotel parties were kind of a thing back then, plus there's not many places for a bunch of underage kids to congregate without drawing attention from some ass that wants to bust up a party.

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