Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 What's on your mind? Did you light a firecracker up in yer crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Yes, but I did not fly as expected. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 Just now, KimopoBotar said: Yes, but I did not fly as expected. wow. maybe next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I know. Super bummed about the results, but I'm not giving up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: I know. Super bummed about the results, but I'm not giving up. I am happy that you are continuing through with the process of asscrackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, Mewn said: What's on your mind? Did you light a firecracker up in yer crack? Please don't use the B word; it's so disrespectful to women. 😦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, Mewn said: What's on your mind? Did you light a firecracker up in yer crack? One arm wrapped around a hot bitch who is sound asleep in my bed, the other typing out UEMB posts on my phone. What a sexy 4th of July... Wish every night could be like this. 🤠 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, Mewn said: What's on your mind? I spent about 10 mins today wondering how the ninja turtles went to the bathroom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Excited to go to OCF again this year. Gonna play some tunes and have a grand ol' time. ^__^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 35 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Please don't use the B word; it's so disrespectful to women. 😦 Excuse me, I thought this forum was full of female dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 You saw my firecracker. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 34 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: One arm wrapped around a hot bitch who is sound asleep in my bed, the other typing out UEMB posts on my phone. What a sexy 4th of July... Wish every night could be like this. 🤠 Your poor doggo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 24 minutes ago, molarbear said: I spent about 10 mins today wondering how the ninja turtles went to the bathroom I mean, they are turtles, so I suppose through their cloaca, like birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Lasty said: Excited to go to OCF again this year. Gonna play some tunes and have a grand ol' time. ^__^ well, you're a grand ol' flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: You saw my firecracker. <3 It fire cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Just now, Mewn said: well, you're a grand ol' flag I dunno about that, but I'm definitely high flying. ;3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Lasty said: I dunno about that, but I'm definitely high flying. ;3 Get them creative juices flowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 30 minutes ago, molarbear said: I spent about 10 mins today wondering how the ninja turtles went to the bathroom ... Shit. How do they go to the bathroom? Do they have turtle equipment still? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Mewn said: Get them creative juices flowing I'm overflowing with juices over here. >,>; 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mewn said: It fire cracked me up It has me fired up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lasty said: I'm overflowing with juices over here. >,>; Oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: It has me fired up It was quite explosive (in my pants) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mewn said: Oh my :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: ... Shit. How do they go to the bathroom? Do they have turtle equipment still? Unless they have appendages hidden in their shell I assume they just somehow recycle all the pizza they eat into some weird substance they sweat out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, Mewn said: It was quite explosive (in my pants) I was burning for this moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I was burning for this moment. I am on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 49 minutes ago, Mewn said: I am on fire I'll spark your fire <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Imma real basic bitch and I'm thinking about pumpkin spice coming out only in two months. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Mewn said: What's on your mind? Did you light a firecracker up in yer crack? A lot, actually. Not much happy thoughts, though. Also, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 9 hours ago, bnmjy said: Imma real basic bitch and I'm thinking about pumpkin spice coming out only in two months. Ahahaha, pumpkin spice everything, whilst singing Havana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: A lot, actually. Not much happy thoughts, though. Also, no. Aww, did something happen? D: Feel better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I'll spark your fire <3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I blew up it was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 minute ago, StarPanda said: I blew up it was awesome Must've been spectacular! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 thinking of buying some new pillows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots ..... ........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep O_O They've been popping fireworks all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Psh. 2am is when the magic happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Psh. 2am is when the magic happens. "Nothing is open after 2am but legs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots ..... ........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep O_O They've been popping fireworks all week. Riding up and down the highway and watching all the fireworks across town was cool as fuck. After I got home, however, I was pretty done with it, too. Neighbors on both sides were launching that shit off like it was going out of style. And like how did these mooks find the only fireworks that sound loud as fuck but do nothing visually? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: Riding up and down the highway and watching all the fireworks across town was cool as fuck. After I got home, however, I was pretty done with it, too. Neighbors on both sides were launching that shit off like it was going out of style. And like how did these mooks find the only fireworks that sound loud as fuck but do nothing visually? Im cool with them until like midnight. The only positive thing I can say is atleast the people with the guns wait until the people with the fireworks are done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: thinking of buying some new pillows A new waifu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, Vamped said: I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots ..... ........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep O_O They've been popping fireworks all week. Yeah, I hear ya, I've been over it for a while, do not see the appeal anymore. Just wait a couple weeks after the fourth when they're still firing off fireworks for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mewn said: Yeah, I hear ya, I've been over it for a while, do not see the appeal anymore. Just wait a couple weeks after the fourth when they're still firing off fireworks for no reason. Around here, they're shooting off fireworks pretty much year round. Not a day goes by when I don't hear a boom coming from somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Around here, they're shooting off fireworks pretty much year round. Not a day goes by when I don't hear a boom coming from somewhere. Geez, so ridic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Not if you love fireworks, and scared animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 14 hours ago, Mewn said: What's on your mind? Did you light a firecracker up in yer crack? I'm still sore from walking in a parade. I think I got sunburned as well. Aren't firecrackers a kind of brat? Is that the new Tide Pod challenge or something, shove a hot brat up yer butt? Kids these days.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: I'm still sore from walking in a parade. I think I got sunburned as well. Aren't firecrackers a kind of brat? Is that the new Tide Pod challenge or something, shove a hot brat up yer butt? Kids these days.... LAWL I think there is a brat flavor called firecracker, how dirty of you. And nah, I'm talking about those annoying fireworks where they just go POPPOPPOPPOP and that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Mewn said: LAWL I think there is a brat flavor called firecracker, how dirty of you. And nah, I'm talking about those annoying fireworks where they just go POPPOPPOPPOP and that's it. I don't know about dirteh, but it is a waste of perfectly good brat, and probably beer as well. Oh, yeah. I think stupid frat boys throw those at each other in the shower. I mean, I was young and dumb but I knew better than to put explosives near my junk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Mewn said: Aww, did something happen? D: Feel better! Nah. Just......yeah. Lots of things. Kinda need a drink. Kinda need a bullet to the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Vamped said: I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots ..... ........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep O_O They've been popping fireworks all week. What made me realize I'm (getting) old is that I'm starting to dislike adult oriented animation because it just focuses on sex, toilet humor, and gore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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