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Posted
4 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

I know. Super bummed about the results, but I'm not giving up. 

I am happy that you are continuing through with the process of asscrackers.

Posted
23 minutes ago, Mewn said:

What's on your mind? 

Did you light a firecracker up in yer crack?

One arm wrapped around a hot bitch who is sound asleep in my bed, the other typing out UEMB posts on my phone. What a sexy 4th of July... Wish every night could be like this. 🤠

Posted
35 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Please don't use the B word; it's so disrespectful to women. 😦

Excuse me, I thought this forum was full of female dogs

Posted
34 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

One arm wrapped around a hot bitch who is sound asleep in my bed, the other typing out UEMB posts on my phone. What a sexy 4th of July... Wish every night could be like this. 🤠

Your poor doggo.

Posted
24 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I spent about 10 mins today wondering how the ninja turtles went to the bathroom

I mean, they are turtles, so I suppose through their cloaca, like birds

Posted
8 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Excited to go to OCF again this year.  Gonna play some tunes and have a grand ol' time. ^__^

well, you're a grand ol' flag

Posted
1 minute ago, Lasty said:

I dunno about that, but I'm definitely high flying. ;3

Get them creative juices flowing

Posted
30 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I spent about 10 mins today wondering how the ninja turtles went to the bathroom

... Shit. How do they go to the bathroom? Do they have turtle equipment still? 

Posted
18 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said:

... Shit. How do they go to the bathroom? Do they have turtle equipment still? 

Unless they have appendages hidden in their shell I assume they just somehow recycle all the pizza they eat into some weird substance they sweat out

Posted
9 hours ago, bnmjy said:

Imma real basic bitch and I'm thinking about pumpkin spice coming out only in two months.

Ahahaha, pumpkin spice everything, whilst singing Havana.

Posted
3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

A lot, actually. Not much happy thoughts, though.

Also, no. 

Aww, did something happen? D: 

Feel better!

Posted

I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots 

.....

 

........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep 

 

O_O

They've been popping fireworks all week. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots 

.....

 

........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep 

 

O_O

They've been popping fireworks all week. 

Riding up and down the highway and watching all the fireworks across town was cool as fuck. After I got home, however, I was pretty done with it, too. Neighbors on both sides were launching that shit off like it was going out of style. And like how did these mooks find the only fireworks that sound loud as fuck but do nothing visually? 

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Posted
1 minute ago, GunStarHero said:

Riding up and down the highway and watching all the fireworks across town was cool as fuck. After I got home, however, I was pretty done with it, too. Neighbors on both sides were launching that shit off like it was going out of style. And like how did these mooks find the only fireworks that sound loud as fuck but do nothing visually? 

Im cool with them until like midnight. The only positive thing I can say is atleast the people with the guns wait until the people with the fireworks are done. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots 

.....

 

........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep 

 

O_O

They've been popping fireworks all week. 

Yeah, I hear ya, I've been over it for a while, do not see the appeal anymore.

Just wait a couple weeks after the fourth when they're still firing off fireworks for no reason.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Mewn said:

Yeah, I hear ya, I've been over it for a while, do not see the appeal anymore.

Just wait a couple weeks after the fourth when they're still firing off fireworks for no reason.

Around here, they're shooting off fireworks pretty much year round.  Not a day goes by when I don't hear a boom coming from somewhere.

Posted
1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Around here, they're shooting off fireworks pretty much year round.  Not a day goes by when I don't hear a boom coming from somewhere.

Geez, so ridic.

Posted
14 hours ago, Mewn said:

What's on your mind? 

Did you light a firecracker up in yer crack?

I'm still sore from walking in a parade. I think I got sunburned as well.

Aren't firecrackers a kind of brat? Is that the new Tide Pod challenge or something, shove a hot brat up yer butt?

Kids these days....

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Posted
Just now, Ginguy said:

I'm still sore from walking in a parade. I think I got sunburned as well.

Aren't firecrackers a kind of brat? Is that the new Tide Pod challenge or something, shove a hot brat up yer butt?

Kids these days....

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LAWL I think there is a brat flavor called firecracker, how dirty of you. xD 

And nah, I'm talking about those annoying fireworks where they just go POPPOPPOPPOP and that's it.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Mewn said:

LAWL I think there is a brat flavor called firecracker, how dirty of you. xD 

And nah, I'm talking about those annoying fireworks where they just go POPPOPPOPPOP and that's it.

I don't know about dirteh, but it is a waste of perfectly good brat, and probably beer as well.

Oh, yeah. I think stupid frat boys throw those at each other in the shower.  I mean, I was young and dumb but I knew better than to put explosives near my junk.... xD

Posted
9 hours ago, Mewn said:

Aww, did something happen? D: 

Feel better!

Nah. Just......yeah. Lots of things. Kinda need a drink. Kinda need a bullet to the brain.

Posted
8 hours ago, Vamped said:

I think Im officially old. Im over the 4th of July and New Years eve with all these firecrackers and gunshots 

.....

 

........ like okay its 2am go the fuck to sleep 

 

O_O

They've been popping fireworks all week. 

What made me realize I'm (getting) old is that I'm starting to dislike adult oriented animation because it just focuses on sex, toilet humor, and gore.

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