Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 3 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 That was a lot of reading for the payoff. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 ............ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 OLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 You're right, zeni is old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I dint read it all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, StarPanda said: I dint read it all You dint even fini typin that sente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, StarPanda said: I dint read it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Brush your f-ing teeth, Butthead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 40 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Brush your f-ing teeth, Butthead. UGH I KNOW UGHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 his teeth and gums are gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Just for you I finished it. Worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 48 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Brush your f-ing teeth, Butthead. He does have Butthead teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israeli_Jericho941 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Poor girl, she really missed out... On a lifetime of delusional insanity... Looks like the kids dad is in on it too. Wacknutjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: He does have Butthead teeth If his hair wasn't so slicked back with [hopefully just] oil, he'd had Butthead hair too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheDorks Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I've seen a few comments saying that this is a satire account which I hope to God is true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Is Zeni out on vacation again? Haven't seen him for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Here is hoping it is a permanent vacation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 Saturday at 9:45pm it's over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 I mean, you could add some more time onto that if you wanted too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 5 hours ago, QueenoftheDorks said: I've seen a few comments saying that this is a satire account which I hope to God is true. Got a lot of ground to cover before he could fill in for the likes of virtual satyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Hmmm the way he went about this was middle school caliber, but he probably doesn't have much experience when it comes to relationships. His looks aren't going to win the hotties, but it was kinda rude for that BK girl to not reply to his initial text. Anyway, he kinda blew it with the 300 text messages because she probably felt like he was clingy and needy, which are not alpha traits, but he still had a shot when he approached her, he just had to be really smooth and personable and not bring up that he was the text message guy and then get her number, but delete her number first because then she'll see her numbers already saved in your phone if you don't. I'll give him a 2/10 for this one. She wasn't right for him. Probably felt she was too hot, and she didn't reply to his first text, plus he seems type crazy, like she would become his obsession if they went on a first date lol. This was actually a pretty cool story haha. 🐶 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Hmmm the way he went about this was middle school caliber, but he probably doesn't have much experience when it comes to relationships. His looks aren't going to win the hotties, but it was kinda rude for that BK girl to not reply to his initial text. Anyway, he kinda blew it with the 300 text messages because she probably felt like he was clingy and needy, which are not alpha traits, but he still had a shot when he approached her, he just had to be really smooth and personable and not bring up that he was the text message guy and then get her number, but delete her number first because then she'll see her numbers already saved in your phone if you don't. I'll give him a 2/10 for this one. She wasn't right for him. Probably felt she was too hot, and she didn't reply to his first text, plus he seems type crazy, like she would become his obsession if they went on a first date lol. This was actually a pretty cool story haha. 🐶 If he sent her 300 text messages how would he be able to contact her after getting her number from her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: If he sent her 300 text messages how would he be able to contact her after getting her number from her? He said he was using an app that concealed his actual phone number. Anyway, I've sent a bunch of messages to my biddies without getting a response. It's frustrating of course, but he did go overboard. 300 in a few days is way too much, I could understand if he sent that many over maybe a 6 month period or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 14 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: He said he was using an app that concealed his actual phone number. Anyway, I've sent a bunch of messages to my biddies without getting a response. It's frustrating of course, but he did go overboard. 300 in a few days is way too much, I could understand if he sent that many over maybe a 6 month period or so. Oh yeah i forgot the part where he hid his number to get around her blocking him. Creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Oh yeah i forgot the part where he hid his number to get around her blocking him. Creep. No need to name call. He might be a creep to you, but some girls might find that hot. 👮♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: No need to name call. He might be a creep to you, but some girls might find that hot. 👮♂️ Nope. Im right. He's creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Nope. Im right. He's creepy. I can see that. I've had similar experiences, but they've been done with alpha male swag and assertiveness, none of this "I was watching you with binoculars from the parking lot across the street" type weak shet. The boy lacks looks and swag and that's a bad combo. In order to get the mad text messages per day thing to work, you have to spit some fire in your texts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheDorks Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: No need to name call. He might be a creep to you, but some girls might find that hot. 👮♂️ No they won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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