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Part of the local young professionals group here they were looking at new ideas for events, you know... To spruce shit up.

Well, one of the crunchy hipster bitches was talking about "sabering" and apparently you just open a bottle of champagne at events with a giant fucking saber... Like cut the entire top off. Well, they wanted someone to learn and become the official person to do it... So... As you may know... I'm see through white... 

But you have to be certified and shit and it's not easy... The official group is confrerie du sabre d'Or... Or... The brotherhood of the golden sword...

My resume just became white as fuck.

Anyways... I'll let you all know when I chop a bottle up and glass goes everywhere and the body count rises.

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18 minutes ago, stilgar said:

If someone who is sabering cut the entire top off the bottle they don't know what they are doing.

Stilgar, you a master saberererer?

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Just now, mthor said:

Who wants champagne with slivers of glass in it?

Classy white people? 

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Just now, mthor said:

Who wants champagne with slivers of glass in it?

Like, it you look up info it's all white porplr having a blast while this homeboy breaks a bottle with a sword.

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Also, every time I see the word sabering it makes me think of edging and than I imagine it is a sex act involving 2 dicks smacking each other.

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39 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Also, every time I see the word sabering it makes me think of edging and than I imagine it is a sex act involving 2 dicks smacking each other.

That's what I thought it was

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High class...wasting time and paying some for a skill that no one needs or serves no other purpose than that niche event.  

 

Also sabering sounds like sex.

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18 hours ago, Clu said:

Part of the local young professionals group here they were looking at new ideas for events, you know... To spruce shit up.

Well, one of the crunchy hipster bitches was talking about "sabering" and apparently you just open a bottle of champagne at events with a giant fucking saber... Like cut the entire top off. Well, they wanted someone to learn and become the official person to do it... So... As you may know... I'm see through white... 

But you have to be certified and shit and it's not easy... The official group is confrerie du sabre d'Or... Or... The brotherhood of the golden sword...

My resume just became white as fuck.

Anyways... I'll let you all know when I chop a bottle up and glass goes everywhere and the body count rises.

Who the fuck do you work with that you were the most trusted with a saber?

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14 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Who the fuck do you work with that you were the most trusted with a saber?

He's a leprechaun.  They figured he's too short to damage above the knees.

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I think the citizens of these hallowed boards require that you catch your epic sabering disaster on video. 

But only if it's the sword stuff and not your wang.

There are other places on the net for that crap. O.<

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1 minute ago, katt_goddess said:

I think the citizens of these hallowed boards require that you catch your epic sabering disaster on video. 

But only if it's the sword stuff and not your wang.

There are other places on the net for that crap. O.<

You got it toots.

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