Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 You compliment their eyes, or their hair, and they are flattered. You compliment their breasts, they get all in a huff. 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 If I were a woman, I wouldn't date a man that didn't compliment my breasts. Honestly I am fascinated by this hypnotic power mamaries seem to have over you straight boys. I would use this to the upmost of my ability like a queen bee and have men dancing around me for my ammusement. Maybe even fight them like pit bulls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 You must not be hot. Its creepy when u ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sandstone said: If I were a woman, I wouldn't date a man that didn't compliment my breasts. Honestly I am fascinated by this hypnotic power mamaries seem to have over you straight boys. I would use this to the upmost of my ability like a queen bee and have men dancing around me for my ammusement. Maybe even fight them like pit bulls. I was about to give this post a "haha" reaction, until the fight like pit bulls part, so I gave it a sad reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: You must not be hot. Its creepy when u ugly I've actually never done it. This thread was inspired by an episode of Friends I was watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, stilgar said: Â Better than any king of the hill YouTube poop I've seen, I guess. But that's not saying much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 47 minutes ago, Sandstone said: If I were a woman, I wouldn't date a man that didn't compliment my breasts. Honestly I am fascinated by this hypnotic power mamaries seem to have over you straight boys. I would use this to the upmost of my ability like a queen bee and have men dancing around me for my ammusement. Maybe even fight them like pit bulls. Same can be said of gay men and butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 not all of them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Same can be said of gay men and butts. Am I gay, because tits honestly do nothing for me....Ass and thighs is where the real boners come from. I like cleavage tho.....But full on tits seem....I dunno....Like, overrated. Like I've seen some nice tits in their holster and asked to see them uncaged and was like....Meh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, Buddyfaux360 said: Am I gay, because tits honestly do nothing for me....Ass and thighs is where the real boners come from. I like cleavage tho.....But full on tits seem....I dunno....Like, overrated. Like I've seen some nice tits in their holster and asked to see them uncaged and was like....Meh. I bet you'd prefer smaller, perkier tits to bigger, saggier ones. Big boobs always have a natural sag due to gravity (not necessarily for fake tits though). Seeing covered up or in a bra or bikini top hides the sag until they are unleashed. Smaller tits tend to not sag very much. And what I'm thinking is it's the sag you find disappointing once the tits you thought were going to look great, don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I bet you'd prefer smaller, perkier tits to bigger, saggier ones. Big boobs always have a natural sag due to gravity (not necessarily for fake tits though). Seeing covered up or in a bra or bikini top hides the sag until they are unleashed. Smaller tits tend to not sag very much. And what I'm thinking is it's the sag you find disappointing once the tits you thought were going to look great, don't. Sag is a factor, but the whole premise to tits just doesn't do it....Even fakies that look perfect are meh to me out the bra when they stand up, but a ripe ass has never disappointed me. I have so many titties on my phone from chicks and I don't even fap to them.....Except Boo's......Her tits are phenomenal. A rare case indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Buddyfaux360 said: Sag is a factor, but the whole premise to tits just doesn't do it....Even fakies that look perfect are meh to me out the bra when they stand up, but a ripe ass has never disappointed me. I have so many titties on my phone from chicks and I don't even fap to them.....Except Boo's......Her tits are phenomenal. A rare case indeed. Well the cliche is that there are ass men (you) and there are tit men (me). Asses don't do much for me, though I can appreciate a good ass at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 59 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well the cliche is that there are ass men (you) and there are tit men (me). Asses don't do much for me, though I can appreciate a good ass at times. Can we add a 3rd "sense of humor" cliche? I think I'd fall under that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've actually never done it. This thread was inspired by an episode of Friends I was watching. Friends is so problematic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, molarbear said: Can we add a 3rd "sense of humor" cliche? I think I'd fall under that one Well obviously there's many other qualities a man can find attractive in a woman, not just physical but also intellectual or emotional too. This was just about non-genital sexualized parts of the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Friends is so problematic Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 3 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Same can be said of gay men and butts. I mean, maybe for some. I've been like fixated on man's ass beyond limitations though like I see some straight guys ogling breasts and acting like lapdogs for beautiful women. Maybe it's because women play harder to get than men and the elusiveness of the desire plays a significant role in the proportion of attention spent. Someone give me a grant, I will put the Kinsey's to shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You compliment their eyes, or their hair, and they are flattered. You compliment their breasts, they get all in a huff. 😕 Wellllllll depends on the person... not gonna lie...some days my tits are SLAMIN...keeping right where they need to be...hitting the shirt right... and as long as he’s a close friend...or..:very very gay...complement my tits allllll day...I dun kerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 53 minutes ago, Still Me said: Wellllllll depends on the person... not gonna lie...some days my tits are SLAMIN...keeping right where they need to be...hitting the shirt right... and as long as he’s a close friend...or..:very very gay...complement my tits allllll day...I dun kerr You have beautiful tits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You compliment their eyes, or their hair, and they are flattered. You compliment their breasts, they get all in a huff. 😕 Lmao.. *eats popcorn* women are so sensitive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 27, 2018 Author Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Still Me said: Wellllllll depends on the person... not gonna lie...some days my tits are SLAMIN...keeping right where they need to be...hitting the shirt right... and as long as he’s a close friend...or..:very very gay...complement my tits allllll day...I dun kerr But you'd probably let anyone say "I like your hair," or "You have very pretty eyes," right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 28 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You have beautiful tits. Yeah...it really doesn’t mean much when you haven’t seen em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: But you'd probably let anyone say "I like your hair," or "You have very pretty eyes," right? They can....but I already know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 I only accept boob compliments from other women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: I only accept boob compliments from other women. Hey toots, nice jugs. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Even weirder, women like compliments on their complexion or the softness of their skin, but throw 'em in a pit in your basement and tell 'em to put on lotion and they just scream and scream and scream. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well obviously there's many other qualities a man can find attractive in a woman, not just physical but also intellectual or emotional too. This was just about non-genital sexualized parts of the body. well in that case  Edited June 27, 2018 by molarbear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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