scoobdog Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 I can see all the smoking has completely wasted away your arm. Seriously, it looks like a toy watch on a kids arm.
1pooh4u Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Is that a watch or a wall clock? Fuckin face is huge 1
wacky1980 Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Is that a watch or a wall clock? Fuckin face is huge it's the chicken arms that make it seem so big. 1
DragonSinger Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Your life depresses me. Everything you have is terrible. 1 3
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 29 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I can see all the smoking has completely wasted away your arm. Seriously, it looks like a toy watch on a kids arm. Camera has macro focus.
GunStarHero Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Well at least you finally won something from that God forsaken crane game that has claimed so many of your checks before. 1
André Toulon Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Lol, they sell those at the gas station here.....They've had the same inventory for 7 years 1
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 32 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: it's the chicken arms that make it seem so big. That chicken arm can lift a forty pound dumbbell from the floor to overhead for 12 reps. 2 1
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Lol, they sell those at the gas station here.....They've had the same inventory for 7 years Well, I didn't say it had to be expensive.
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Is that a watch or a wall clock? Fuckin face is huge Here it is in perspective.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Camera has macro focus. I was about to ask if you were like westpark in that he doesn't believe in smart phones, but then I realized camera phones pre-date smart phones.
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 40 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: those. age spots. Freckles. Had them since I was seven.
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I was about to ask if you were like westpark in that he doesn't believe in smart phones, but then I realized camera phones pre-date smart phones. I'm running Android.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Also I've never seen a clock or watch that displays the actual numeral of minutes but not the hours. I have no idea how "old" that style is, but i never saw any clocks like that belonging to my parents or any of my grandparents.
André Toulon Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Also I've never seen a clock or watch that displays the actual numeral of minutes but not the hours. I have no idea how "old" that style is, but i never saw any clocks like that belonging to my parents or any of my grandparents. That's because it's designed for idiots who didn't pass the 3rd grade
wacky1980 Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: That chicken arm can lift a forty pound dumbbell from the floor to overhead for 12 reps. "from the floor to overhead" isn't really that far, when you're always bent over scrubbing shitters.
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: "from the floor to overhead" isn't really that far, when you're always bent over scrubbing shitters. The only shitter I ever scrub is my own. At work, that's not my job. Seniority.
wacky1980 Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 being a senior citizen doesn't automatically mean you get to claim seniority.
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: being a senior citizen doesn't automatically mean you get to claim seniority. 28 years on the same job does. How many people can't hold onto one for eight months?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: being a senior citizen doesn't automatically mean you get to claim seniority. You mean you DON'T believe he's worked as a janitor for the same organization for the last 40+ years?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: 28 years on the same job does. How many people can't hold onto one for eight months? Man Packard ruined my joke with sad facts about his life. 3
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Man Packard ruined my joke with sad facts about his life. I'm not habitual job hopper.
wacky1980 Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You mean you DON'T believe he's worked as a janitor for the same organization for the last 40+ years? even though he shat on your joke, i still have to point out that working the same shatty job for 28 years also doesn't guarantee anyone seniority. especially when you're still cleaning shatters and running sweepers every day.
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: even though he shat on your joke, i still have to point out that working the same shatty job for 28 years also doesn't guarantee anyone seniority. especially when you're still cleaning shatters and running sweepers every day. I'm not cleaning any shatters. Not my job. Seniority, union cba.
André Toulon Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I'm not habitual job hopper. or smart
1pooh4u Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 25 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Here it is in perspective. still a big face, I didn't know people still wore watches
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: still a big face, I didn't know people still wore watches I didn't either.... but I was recently "forced" to buy a watch because my new place of employment doesn't let employees have smart phones on their person while working. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I'm not habitual job hopper. Doesn't seem like making progress in life was a habit either. How much do you pay in union dues for minimal insurance and a week of vacation every year?
1pooh4u Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I didn't either.... but I was recently "forced" to buy a watch because my new place of employment doesn't let employees have smart phones on their person while working. That sucks I used to wear them and I was tired of replacing them. I woke the fuck up one day and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Everything tells the time now-a-days" I shooed a couple of kids off my lawn and never looked back
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I shooed a couple of kids off my lawn and never looked back No! You became a kid again and played on the neighbor's lawn! 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 I got this thing when I had to wear a watch for work. Found it in a box eight or nine years later still running. 1
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 23 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Doesn't seem like making progress in life was a habit either. How much do you pay in union dues for minimal insurance and a week of vacation every year? Actually, it's three weeks vacation. The insurance seems adequate, since they eliminated the deductible for mental health.
1pooh4u Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: No! You became a kid again and played on the neighbor's lawn! That's an even better ending!
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: That's an even better ending! I mean, think about it. You embraced the current technology and ditched the outdated technology. That's not shooing kids off your lawn, that's the opposite! 1
1pooh4u Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I mean, think about it. You embraced the current technology and ditched the outdated technology. That's not shooing kids off your lawn, that's the opposite! You're right
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 @1pooh4u if anything you're the female version of that pic of Steve Buschemi where he's trying to blend in with the kids. (This post would've been far funnier if instead of describing it I would post the actual pic, but I don't feel like figuring what to search for aside from "Steve Buschemi." Such is my dilemma with a lot of pics and clips I want to post. ) 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: I don’t wear watches....or bracelets..... Yeah watches are generally pretty unnecessary for most people these days. I never understood the point of bracelets, but maybe that's because I'm not a woman.
Still Me Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yeah watches are generally pretty unnecessary for most people these days. I never understood the point of bracelets, but maybe that's because I'm not a woman. Eh....I used to...but I think it clutters up art...but my jam is earrings and rings.... Edited June 7, 2018 by Still Me
André Toulon Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 Here's something more interesting than an old man with a $10 timepiece https://www.facebook.com/whatdidijust/videos/179244312774080/ 1
stilgar Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 That could have been enjoyable if that woman wouldn't have kept popping up and being annoying. 1
scoobdog Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: Camera has macro focus. Lol. The camera isn't responsible for you having T-Rex arms. The smoking is.
scoobdog Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said: Here it is in perspective. Is it me, or is your skin kind of leathery?
1pooh4u Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 24 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @1pooh4u if anything you're the female version of that pic of Steve Buschemi where he's trying to blend in with the kids. (This post would've been far funnier if instead of describing it I would post the actual pic, but I don't feel like figuring what to search for aside from "Steve Buschemi." Such is my dilemma with a lot of pics and clips I want to post. ) I respect this level of laziness 😆 1
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Is it me, or is your skin kind of leathery? It still snaps back in place when pinched. Nothing doughy of leathery here.
1938 Packard Posted June 7, 2018 Author Posted June 7, 2018 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Lol. The camera isn't responsible for you having T-Rex arms. The smoking is. Arms are 26 inches long from pits to center fingertips. That's hardly T Rex
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2018 Posted June 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Arms are 26 inches long from pits to center fingertips. That's hardly T Rex Were you (very) recently tailored, or were you just that bored that you measured the length of your arms?
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