Phillies Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Gonna walk around town with a bottle of jack in one hand and a pillow in the other begging for cigarettes.
Phillies Posted May 25, 2018 Author Posted May 25, 2018 39 minutes ago, CAC said: Don't get the AIDS. i got protection **pulls out sock**
Bouvre Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 I'll probably still be in transit from retrieving my passport. If not, watch a movie with the spouse/play overwatch.
SwimModSponges Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Concluding another rotation around the earth's axis as my particular slice of the planet turns away from the light of the sun.
Vamped Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Im going to drink and play overwatch in my pajamas .... maybe watch like 5 episodes of Naruto Shippuden on Hulu .... and then play Overwatch some more and then fall asleep stupidly early 1
CAC Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Phillies said: i got protection **pulls out sock** How will that help your ass?
Phillies Posted May 25, 2018 Author Posted May 25, 2018 26 minutes ago, CAC said: How will that help your ass? Its my butt plug.
Still Me Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Phillies said: Gonna walk around town with a bottle of jack in one hand and a pillow in the other begging for cigarettes. This I doubt...aren’t you basically a shut in?
CAC Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: Its my butt plug. Not a very good plug...
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 I dunno, been kind of shitty at work lately and since my boyfriend has a job in CT I might go have a beer or two after work. I deserve it 1 1
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I dunno, been kind of shitty at work lately and since my boyfriend has a job in CT I might go have a beer or two after work. I deserve it Wanna meet up for drinks? I've got the Uber muscle on deck. 💪 2
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I dunno, been kind of shitty at work lately and since my boyfriend has a job in CT I might go have a beer or two after work. I deserve it But you can't keep ridiculing my posts. I'm the original lone wolf alpha male warrior. 🐹 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Wanna meet up for drinks? I've got the Uber muscle on deck. 💪 You coming into NY and more importantly, you gonna buy? 1 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: But you can't keep ridiculing my posts. I'm the original lone wolf alpha male warrior. 🐹 I'm not making any promises on that 1
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: You coming into NY and more importantly, you gonna buy? Eh, I'm probably gonna pass out on my bed once I get off the next bus and walk up my block. Yeah probably, but yeah I'm probably gonna pass out once I crash on my beeeeeeeeeed. 😴😴😴 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Eh, I'm probably gonna pass out on my bed once I get off the next bus and walk up my block. Yeah probably, but yeah I'm probably gonna pass out once I crash on my beeeeeeeeeed. 😴😴😴 You're not man enough to drink with this woman 3
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: You get what I mean. Don't worry I got you, Zeni two times 2
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: You're not man enough to drink with this woman i would love to take this challenge. 1
scoobdog Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Eh, I'm probably gonna pass out on my bed once I get off the next bus and walk up my block. Yeah probably, but yeah I'm probably gonna pass out once I crash on my beeeeeeeeeed. 😴😴😴 Be sure to pass out on your stomach so your wallet is easier to access. 1
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: You're not man enough to drink with this woman I'm as man as they get, but I'm vulnerable right now, and you might attack me out of nowhere for thirteen years or revenge against a keyboard warrior troll, which I'm not, since I'm a damn warrior, but in this state any alpha male is vulnerable. 1
FieryDoom Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 5 hours ago, Phillies said: Gonna walk around town with a bottle of bleach in one hand and a gun in the other begging for meth.
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: i would love to take this challenge. We would drink Zeni under the table. Where's Zeni? I dunno, he was just here. *looks under table* Yup, we killed him But it was only 2 drinks us after Zeni's dieded 2
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: I'm as man as they get, but I'm vulnerable right now, and you might attack me out of nowhere for thirteen years or revenge against a keyboard warrior troll, which I'm not, since I'm a damn warrior, but in this state any alpha male is vulnerable. waarrrrriooorrrsss.....come out to plaaaaaaay. 3
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: We would drink Zeni under the table. Where's Zeni? I dunno, he was just here. *looks under table* Yup, we killed him But it was only 2 drinks us after Zeni's dieded how silly he will be. and you know the rule. you pass out, you get wrote on. i can't wait to draw a scrotum on his face. 2
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I'm as man as they get, but I'm vulnerable right now, and you might attack me out of nowhere for thirteen years or revenge against a keyboard warrior troll, which I'm not, since I'm a damn warrior, but in this state any alpha male is vulnerable. That's it me and Disco gotta drink with you now. We need to see this vulnerable side 1
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, 1pooh4u said: We would drink Zeni under the table. Where's Zeni? I dunno, he was just here. *looks under table* Yup, we killed him But it was only 2 drinks us after Zeni's dieded That's not even fair, teddy bear. I've been drinking since I woke up, unbeknownst to my employer and coworkers. I need a clean slate. 😐
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 i'l ttly buy drinks for the night if anyone wants to fly over to illinowhere. but not for zeni. he's probably underage or some shit. 3
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: how silly he will be. and you know the rule. you pass out, you get wrote on. i can't wait to draw a scrotum on his face. I call dibs on drawing penis on forehead 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: That's not even fair, teddy bear. I've been drinking since I woke up, unbeknownst to my employer and coworkers. I need a clean slate. 😐 Well then, that'll never happen you're always drunk
scoobdog Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: That's it me and Disco gotta drink with you now. We need to see this vulnerable side Can I come and play too? But only if we're getting into the harder shit, like Everclear. 2
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, wacky1980 said: i'l ttly buy drinks for the night if anyone wants to fly over to illinowhere. but not for zeni. he's probably underage or some shit. Dude, I'm turning 28 at midnight. I just like em young. 💏
bnmjy Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 As Rihanna says in her stupid song, work, work, work, work, work . . .
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Can I come and play too? But only if we're getting into the harder shit, like Everclear. We gotta drink in NJ, I don't think that's legal in NY, at least not the city. I have never seen Everclear in liquor stores or in bars around here. 2
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 dear baby jesus, please let this happen. and please tiny infant jesus, let me say one time 'don't cry zeni, it happens to a lot of males' 2
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Dude, I'm turning 28 38 at midnight. I just like em young. 💏 1
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I call dibs on drawing penis on forehead fine, but i'm totally writing on his arm 'don't forget, call me love roger <3' 1 1
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, I'm turning 28 at midnight. I just like em young. 💏 alright, you can come too. but i'm not gonna take it easy on you. i don't care how much of a lightweight you are. you drink what we drink. 2
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: Well then, that'll never happen you're always drunk I'm not always drunk, I like to stay sober when I'm going to sleep and whatnot.
FieryDoom Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: i'l ttly buy drinks for the night if anyone wants to fly over to illinowhere. but not for zeni. he's probably underage or some shit. Damn, Zeni's been 13 years old going on 10 years now. 1 2
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: fine, but i'm totally writing on his arm 'don't forget, call me love roger <3' omfg I'm dead 1
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: 28 38 that one almost hit me. Edited May 25, 2018 by wacky1980 2
discolé monade Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Can I come and play too? But only if we're getting into the harder shit, like Everclear. alright. but if we're going big, than go big. absinthe all around! 1
1pooh4u Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: alright. but if we're going big, than go big. absinthe all around! That shit's fun, I don't think I ever had real deal Absinthe as I've never tripped from it
wacky1980 Posted May 25, 2018 Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: alright. but if we're going big, than go big. absinthe all around! the real deal, or that knockoff shit that's like flavored vodka? not that it matters. i'll agree to both. 2
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