Distortedreasoning Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 why cant they ever take a picture of my good side! my last id had one eye half way open the other close looking so weird.
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I just got a new ID too.....it's no bueno....why day do dis?
André Toulon Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 Here, they tell you to look at the green light, which purposely makes you look down your nose, so ever ID pic here looks like you are up to some shit.....I call shenanigans. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 45 minutes ago, Mix said: I just got a new ID too.....it's no bueno....why day do dis? im not that bad looking but every new photo id takes a hit out of the little self confidence i have.
Distortedreasoning Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 43 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Here, they tell you to look at the green light, which purposely makes you look down your nose, so ever ID pic here looks like you are up to some shit.....I call shenanigans. yesthats what im talking about. why they gotta do us like this?
Still Me Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: why cant they ever take a picture of my good side! my last id had one eye half way open the other close looking so weird. Ugh I know...they made me take off my glasses so I couldn’t see and I’m not even looking at the damn camera
molarbear Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I'm just not photogenic That's why I've dedicated my life to finding bigfoot so I can train in their ways of appearing blurry in photos 3
Guest The Hound Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: why cant they ever take a picture of my good side! my last id had one eye half way open the other close looking so weird. Mines not bad, but now its blurry from going in and out of my wallet so much.
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: im not that bad looking but every new photo id takes a hit out of the little self confidence i have. Yo, I kid you not, I saw this chick about to have a break down 'cause her pic didn't come out right and they let her re-take it..... wtf, why can't we do that shit
naraku360 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: why cant they ever take a picture of my good side! I don't have one of those.
bnmjy Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 lol I just made a thread about this in January, when I renewed by license. The DMV just exists to spite everyone, truly.
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 My glasses are a leash for my astigmatism and lazy eye, but now that I can't wear them in the ID, my left eye roamed freely as hell and made me look doped on heroin. 1
little_girl_lost Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 i say we post our ID pictures (with our info covered up) so we can see how bad they really are
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 19 hours ago, molarbear said: I'm just not photogenic That's why I've dedicated my life to finding bigfoot so I can train in their ways of appearing blurry in photos your pretty photogenic man
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 19 hours ago, The Hound said: Mines not bad, but now its blurry from going in and out of my wallet so much. i have the same problem with all my cards.
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 18 hours ago, Mix said: Yo, I kid you not, I saw this chick about to have a break down 'cause her pic didn't come out right and they let her re-take it..... wtf, why can't we do that shit they almost broke her. poor girl.
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 14 hours ago, naraku360 said: I don't have one of those. everyone does!
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 12 hours ago, CAC said: I don't have a good side. Just now, Distortedreasoning said: everyone does!
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 4 hours ago, bnmjy said: lol I just made a thread about this in January, when I renewed by license. The DMV just exists to spite everyone, truly. i only made this cuz they made me get an ID for work the other day.
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, little_girl_lost said: i say we post our ID pictures (with our info covered up) so we can see how bad they really are could make for an interesting thread but do you really want to see people at their worst?
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: My Id picture looks really good lucky you.
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, CAC said: Nope. wanna fight about it?
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: lucky you. Not luck Genetics
CAC Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: wanna fight about it? I got nothing else to do.
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Not luck Genetics voodoo
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, CAC said: I got nothing else to do. youre lucky im tired.
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: voodoo Who do ya voodoo bitch
katt_goddess Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 I swear they go to special classes to learn to take the worst pictures possible. And then they use super advanced photoshop ninja skills to make extra sure it looks like utter crap. I swear I had one once where I looked like Fuu from 'Samurai Champloo' ... after the eating contest where she looks like a bloated Buddha trying to take a dump on the stone steps. If I had any self-esteem, it would have been crushed. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 37 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I swear they go to special classes to learn to take the worst pictures possible. And then they use super advanced photoshop ninja skills to make extra sure it looks like utter crap. I swear I had one once where I looked like Fuu from 'Samurai Champloo' ... after the eating contest where she looks like a bloated Buddha trying to take a dump on the stone steps. If I had any self-esteem, it would have been crushed. its like the most evil thing anyone can do. so evil.
CAC Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said: youre lucky im tired. So cuddles instead?
Distortedreasoning Posted May 3, 2018 Author Posted May 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, CAC said: So cuddles instead? i guess but thats all we doing.
CAC Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i guess but thats all we doing. Oh yeah sure..... >_>
Bouvre Posted May 3, 2018 Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, mthor said: They let me keep my glasses on. It didn't help. I took a good id pic the last time I got to wear them, though with my long hair it probably would've been no bueno. Edited May 3, 2018 by Bouvre
little_girl_lost Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 23 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: could make for an interesting thread but do you really want to see people at their worst? for the love of cthulu, yes
Distortedreasoning Posted May 4, 2018 Author Posted May 4, 2018 11 hours ago, CAC said: Oh yeah sure..... >_>
Distortedreasoning Posted May 4, 2018 Author Posted May 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: for the love of cthulu, yes well im not gonna do it someone else can take that job.
Skinko Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 On 5/1/2018 at 9:26 PM, Distortedreasoning said: why cant they ever take a picture of my good side! my last id had one eye half way open the other close looking so weird. I was recently told, by a guy I may or may not have been hitting on at the time, that my ID pic looks like "fat Jason Momoa." Which I think was almost a compliment? Question mark?
Distortedreasoning Posted May 4, 2018 Author Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Skinko said: I was recently told, by a guy I may or may not have been hitting on at the time, that my ID pic looks like "fat Jason Momoa." Which I think was almost a compliment? Question mark? it might be a compliment if youre a dude? i dont know hes very attractive so any semblance of him might be good.
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