Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: https://unevenedge.com/profile/473-jaquio/ Joined right after he was mentioned in the noin recap thread but couldn't post in it bc DF, so he just went around trashing zeni the way he always did Man I was wondering who that was. NES Ninja Gaiden rules. Do you actually have confirmation that was killjoy, or is it just a hunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Man I was wondering who that was. NES Ninja Gaiden rules. Do you actually have confirmation that was killjoy, or is it just a hunch? After reviewing all the evidence I consulted with my autism and determined that it must be him, the same way I fingered musket, heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 you said fingered. heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Man I was wondering who that was. NES Ninja Gaiden rules. Do you actually have confirmation that was killjoy, or is it just a hunch? See, I'd be more apt to believe Jaquio was Msket because he played classic video games all the time....I have no idea who Jaquio was tho....I just know this isn't Musket. Edited April 5, 2018 by Derrick Foreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: I just know this isn't Musket. Look you're making it really hard for this Musket alt of mine to get any traction, why don't you back off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 i wouldn’t confuse you with viper or zeni, but i’ve talked to you enough. Tacos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 45 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Look you're making it really hard for this Musket alt of mine to get any traction, why don't you back off. Boo is here....Only SHE can identify the true Musket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 He was cooler when he was Disco Fever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: He was cooler when he was Disco Fever He's still cool because he doesn't post here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 idk who any of these people are 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Just now, Derrick Foreal said: He's still cool because he doesn't post here Eh, I suppose we can keep pulling on this thread. What else do we got? Packard has crawled under a bus stop bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Boo is here....Only SHE can identify the true Musket I would need to actually talk to him. Based on his interactions with me, i’d know. Edited April 5, 2018 by CutieQuesadilla 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: Eh, I suppose we can keep pulling on this thread. What else do we got? Packard has crawled under a bus stop bench. Nah, I'm done with this crusade....It was just the thing going when I woke up......I'm going to get some shit done today in hopes I can have a light day tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Derrick Foreal said: Nah, I'm done with this crusade....It was just the thing going when I woke up......I'm going to get some shit done today in hopes I can have a light day tomorrow. Once more in to the breach, dear friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Boo is here....Only SHE can identify the true Musket Nah I pinged him right away, no rocky quasi romantic past required. This probably won't mean much to anyone aside from Pat and idek who else has been around long enough to remember pre-2010 Babbling, but if the all caps rant about black holes and math hadn't already convinced me, this would be more than enough. It's him. Stop pretending like you don't recognize your own son standing before you, a little older, a little wiser... https://unevenedge.com/topic/26907-unban-zenigundam/?page=2&tab=comments#comment-443043 VirtualSatyr ran into a wall much earlier than that because he tried to be brilliant with it. His premises were so unbelievably absurd that it became hard to top himself and he just couldn't do it. He strolled into ridiculousness and didn't know how to follow himself. That's the lesson of the internet. If you want to last, be The Simpsons. Edited April 5, 2018 by Nabloom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Nah I pinged him right away, no rocky quasi romantic past required. This probably won't mean much to anyone aside from Pat and idek who else has been around long enough to remember pre-2010 Babbling, but if the all caps rant about black holes and math hadn't already convinced me, this would be more than enough. It's him. Stop pretending like you don't recognize your own son standing before you, a little older, a little wiser... https://unevenedge.com/topic/26907-unban-zenigundam/?page=2&tab=comments#comment-443043 VirtualSatyr ran into a wall much earlier than that because he tried to be brilliant with it. His premises were so unbelievably absurd that it became hard to top himself and he just couldn't do it. He strolled into ridiculousness and didn't know how to follow himself. That's the lesson of the internet. If you want to last, be The Simpsons. stfu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: stfu GO HUG YOUR ADULT SON, HE MIGHT NOT COME VISIT AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: GO HUG YOUR ADULT SON, HE MIGHT NOT COME VISIT AGAIN You can't gaslight a gaslighter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Nah I pinged him right away, no rocky quasi romantic past required. This probably won't mean much to anyone aside from Pat and idek who else has been around long enough to remember pre-2010 Babbling, but if the all caps rant about black holes and math hadn't already convinced me, this would be more than enough. It's him. Stop pretending like you don't recognize your own son standing before you, a little older, a little wiser... https://unevenedge.com/topic/26907-unban-zenigundam/?page=2&tab=comments#comment-443043 VirtualSatyr ran into a wall much earlier than that because he tried to be brilliant with it. His premises were so unbelievably absurd that it became hard to top himself and he just couldn't do it. He strolled into ridiculousness and didn't know how to follow himself. That's the lesson of the internet. If you want to last, be The Simpsons. I don't think it's Musket either. Musket's sentences flowed better than this person's -- less periods and more grammatical sense. Musket also didn't try this hard to be literary. In fact, I don't recall him ever trying to be poetic. But maybe he's changed. Maybe it be the doo you say et tis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Opium said: I don't think it's Musket either. Musket's sentences flowed better than this person's -- less periods and more grammatical sense. Musket also didn't try this hard to be literary. In fact, I don't recall him ever trying to be poetic. But maybe he's changed. Maybe it be the doo you say et tis. I mean I'd love it if that were true, if it was someone else from far back enough to have an opinion on Satyr's shtick, spontaneously appearing here and running with the Musket mis-ID. Doing some weird shit. I just don't think we're that lucky. Now go kiss your brother on the cheek. Edited April 5, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: I mean I'd love it if that were true, if it was someone else from far back enough to have an opinion on Satyr's shtick, spontaneously appearing here and running with the Musket mis-ID. Doing some weird shit. I just don't think we're that lucky. Now go kiss your brother on the cheek. You tell me he’s my brother and yet I’ve been here wanting to kiss his mouth all along. Though now that you mention it his reference to homelessness/vagabondry does match that time when Musket went to Cali and was banging strippers or some shit. Come here Jizzy, I gotta give you a kissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Author Share Posted April 5, 2018 This is HonorableCloud, right?You know you're the only evidence I ever existed on the internet or anywhere at all? It'd be fun if it stayed that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: This is HonorableCloud, right?You know you're the only evidence I ever existed on the internet or anywhere at all? It'd be fun if it stayed that way. As long as YouTube exists so will your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Boo said yes, so I reluctantly give Nab the W on this one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 17 hours ago, Nabloom said: After reviewing all the evidence I consulted with my autism and determined that it must be him, the same way I fingered musket, heh heh I am not, nor have I ever been, killjoy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 What a sad little thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 35 minutes ago, Jaquio said: I am not, nor have I ever been, killjoy. As long as you're not another Naraku, goddammit. I can't keep up with four of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Jaquio said: I am not, nor have I ever been, killjoy. Well that makes me feel better.....Nab being right fucks with me. You should see my face when we play pokemon.....I legit hate myself when I can't see through his bullshit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 2 hours ago, SorceressPol said: As long as you're not another Naraku, goddammit. I can't keep up with four of them. You don't have to worry about that. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Derrick Foreal said: Well that makes me feel better.....Nab being right fucks with me. You should see my face when we play pokemon.....I legit hate myself when I can't see through his bullshit. Glad to help out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Jaquio said: I am not, nor have I ever been, killjoy. Who are you then? I want to know who to high five for the obscure NES Ninja Gaiden badass-ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Jaquio said: I am not, nor have I ever been, killjoy. Wait really, you sound so much exactly like him. Screen name of some Japanese bullshit, a posting history almost entirely composed of zeni threads with a couple of not friendly replies to/about Packard and fuggs sprinkled in, calling zeni things like little man, little creep, other internet tough guy stuff, referencing his old school antics, absolutely no normal posts about like your own interests or anything not attacking zeni - all killjoy's MO. I mean everyone takes potshots at zeni but you got the kj approach down verbatim. But alright, if you want to be anon that's cool, "definitely not" killjoy, got it. Welcome back anyway, mysterious old ASMBer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 20 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Who are you then? I want to know who to high five for the obscure NES Ninja Gaiden badass-ness. I got the idea from Kudasai using classic video game characters as avatars. I thought back on all the games I played, and Ninja Gaiden immediately came to mind. The Jaquio seemed the perfect choice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said: Well that makes me feel better.....Nab being right fucks with me. You should see my face when we play pokemon.....I legit hate myself when I can't see through his bullshit. Your folly is that you never believed in the heart of the cards *Pikachu howls* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Wait really, you sound so much exactly like him. Screen name of some Japanese bullshit, a posting history almost entirely composed of zeni threads with a couple of not friendly replies to/about Packard and fuggs sprinkled in, calling zeni things like little man, little creep, other internet tough guy stuff, referencing his old school antics, absolutely no normal posts about like your own interests or anything not attacking zeni - all killjoy's MO. I mean everyone takes potshots at zeni but you got the kj approach down verbatim. But alright, if you want to be anon that's cool, "definitely not" killjoy, got it. Welcome back anyway, mysterious old ASMBer. This one is not much different from my regular account, if your going by the way I post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Just now, Jaquio said: This one is not much different from my regular account, if your going by the way I post. You have multiple accounts here? Why does anyone have multiple accounts here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You have multiple accounts here? Why does anyone have multiple accounts here. Bored easily, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 6, 2018 Author Share Posted April 6, 2018 5 hours ago, scoobdog said: What a sad little thread. What? Some people are happy to be communicating. I'm probably one of the biggest weirdos ever. Can you be one of the biggest weirdos ever? I think not. The people in the world that are worth having around when your life is shitty are some of the best people around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 6, 2018 Author Share Posted April 6, 2018 59 minutes ago, Jaquio said: I got the idea from Kudasai using classic video game characters as avatars. I thought back on all the games I played, and Ninja Gaiden immediately came to mind. The Jaquio seemed the perfect choice. I get a Sakura vibe even though he's probably the hardest motherfucker to pick out. I would have to see him post a lot to know. The perfect goddamn sentences are a thing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Oh, you're fine, bro. I'm just marveling at people taking the one thing Nabs is proud of away from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 6, 2018 Author Share Posted April 6, 2018 (edited) Don't know why he would be proud of it, I did not attempt to hide at all. Edit: And I forgot to thank tsar for that awesome video. The cops in the aisles were surreal. People complaining about their freedoms these days aren't entirely aware of the passage of time. And this doesn't come from a perspective of past versus future, but a general assessment of what amounts to ethical behavior by authority figures. There are definite problems, but god damn only 50 years ago things were horrifying. Edited April 6, 2018 by GreatBallsOfJizz I forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 (edited) 46 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I get a Sakura vibe even though he's probably the hardest motherfucker to pick out. I would have to see him post a lot to know. The perfect goddamn sentences are a thing though. Sakura does have an account here but hasn't been on in like six months, if he's come back to call zeni a mommy's boy and be killjoy with better sentence structure that's kinda disappointing but also understandable since what else is there really Edit - nah, Ninja Gaiden guy messed up your/you're a couple posts up, definitively not Slick Sentence @Leon Edited April 6, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 6, 2018 Author Share Posted April 6, 2018 If he's doing that he's incredibly bored and has to be on a computer for work purposes or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If he's doing that he's incredibly bored and has to be on a computer for work purposes or something. Yeah it's definitely not him. I'm gonna go with killjoy denying his identity out of spite, if it's someone else that's fine, but I'm not going to waste the brain space distinguishing between two identical personalities, they killjoy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Nabloom said: You have multiple accounts here? Why does anyone have multiple accounts here. Why do you always ask this as if it's weird.....I have 2 facebooks, 4 PSN accounts, who fucking knows how many emails.....The list goes on. It's as simple as wanting to have a change..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Why do you always ask this as if it's weird.....I have 2 facebooks, 4 PSN accounts, who fucking knows how many emails.....The list goes on. It's as simple as wanting to have a change..... You can already change your name and avatar here, on this forum of like 100 people... What does creating a new account do for you. Anyway, let's battle Edited April 6, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 17 minutes ago, Nabloom said: You can already change your name and avatar here, on this forum of like 100 people... What does creating a new account do for you. Anyway, let's battle I haven't seen that DS in weeks and I'm not gonna fumble around in the dark looking for it. Kids are still sleep and I wanna keep it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Jaquio said: This one is not much different from my regular account, if your going by the way I post. Truth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts