Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Just an idea for now. I have no idea how to do the MMA component of the sport, but I figure I just have to stay on my feet and be a striker then. Just can't let anybody take me down. <3 Looks like the champion in my weight class is "Tyron Woodley". Honestly haven't seen him and I watch a lot of MMA on Spike and FS1. Gonna have to knock him the f out!!! 8)
Leon Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Do this. As soon as possible. You want to take as much advantage of your prime as you possibly can.
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 Well I am entering my athletic prime since I'm headed for the late 20s. I figure Vegas will probably install me as a major underdog since I'm unknown, but you guys who've known me throughout the years know what I can do and that Tyron Woodley is gonna get flattened rather quickly as I charge him like a beast throwing punches that could drop an elephant!!!
quebecelegy Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 rican vs woodley ufc 208 super bowl weekend, baby O0
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 rican vs woodley ufc 208 super bowl weekend, baby O0 Will I win by KO? I honestly know nothing about him.
quebecelegy Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Will I win by KO? I honestly know nothing about him. even better, i'd bet on you out-wrestling him, taking the rear mount and winning via rear naked choke in the second round
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 I'm not good at wrestling. I think my best bet is to throw my signature left hand bomb and put him to sleep like a lullaby.
quebecelegy Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 I'm not good at wrestling. I think my best bet is to throw my signature left hand bomb and put him to sleep like a lullaby. that'd be too easy, you gotta sell pay-per-views O0
Mix Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 This is like the 20th time you've made this thread.... also, no way is that your weight class, are you insane.... that guy would murder you, like literally >
Mix Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 all that being said....I would pay good money to watch O0
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 Yeah I weigh close to the UFC Welterweight limit, but I'm a little out of shape. I'll still beat that ass though. F-cka Ty Woodley *flexes and punches hole through wall* :cool:
Mix Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 professional fighters cut weight to make it to their ideal weight classes.....he's huge, walks around at 200 lbs
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 I don't believe in cutting weight. He can rehydrate to 250 for all I care, and I'll come into the octagon with that Zeni Tyson mentality!!!
Zenigundam Posted January 17, 2017 Author Posted January 17, 2017 Zeni Zeni Tyson Zeni Tyson Zeni Tyson
Houdini Splicer Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Well, you couldn't be any worse than CM Punk. So, there's that.
Mix Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 I don't believe in cutting weight. He can rehydrate to 250 for all I care, and I'll come into the octagon with that Zeni Tyson mentality!!!
Skiles Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 I want this to happen more than you could ever imagine.
Skiles Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Well, you couldn't be any worse than CM Punk. So, there's that. Dude, Ronda Rousey in her last fight WAS worse than Punk. At least time-wise.
Houdini Splicer Posted January 17, 2017 Posted January 17, 2017 Dude, Ronda Rousey in her last fight WAS worse than Punk. At least time-wise. True, true. But at least she has won, once upon a time. Punk hasn't, and neither has/ will Zeni. Unless you count his meat. He beats that every night.
Lucis Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 The only beating you can do is Off all those guys.
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Fuck these haters Zeni.....I've seen dem hands, and I know what can happen if you connect. I saw you on the heavy bag.....No one wants that.
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Do it bro and fight mixboy at UE 1 for the FFA title
HardcoreHunter Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Just an idea for now. I have no idea how to do the MMA component of the sport, but I figure I just have to stay on my feet and be a striker then. Just can't let anybody take me down. <3 Looks like the champion in my weight class is "Tyron Woodley". Honestly haven't seen him and I watch a lot of MMA on Spike and FS1. Gonna have to knock him the f out!!! 8) You have to fight in the minor circuits prior to the UFC. The fights have become pretty boring since no one goes for submission or TKO anymore and Refs call the fights too quick. Everyone just goes in for some rabbit punches, then dances around the ring or lays on top of the other guy for points. The refs at least now break them up if they are just laying around with no attempt to move.
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 HardcoreHunter, don't put me in a box. I'm the one who will walk right in without fear throwing bombs, looking for that KO 5 seconds into the fight and Ima keep coming until I get it! *drains another beer*
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Do it bro and fight mixboy at UE 1 for the FFA title
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I'm the one who will walk right in without fear throwing bombs I'm pretty sure UFC is hand-to-hand combat only.
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 do me a favor and Megan Anderson I like your style
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