Satou Kazuma Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 i'm looking at this site because it's currently trending or something. not only is it super expensive but they give out shout outs to the anonymous buyers who bought them.
StarPanda Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 Dam son 2grand for one of those Not gonna lie those are some impressive dolls
TrigunBebop Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 (edited) Why buy a $2000+ sex doll when you can get a 50 count bag of 16 inch Qualatex balloons for well under $20? That's 50 high quality sex toys for less than 1 percent the cost of one sex toy. I don't get it. Edited January 24, 2018 by TrigunBebop
Neko Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 Try to get one with a robotic head. I'm sure thats only for the ones who are truely lonely and wants companionship. The others migh just want sex or a different feel from the norm. I say why not get a fleshlight. It'll only set you up for possible unrealistic expectations about what you end up with.
André Toulon Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 (edited) Well, I went to this sit ironically to look at what pathetic idiot would buy one of these to have sex with, and moments later realized I was fappin......To sex dolls......What the fuck is happening to my life Edited January 24, 2018 by Gogo Yubari 1 1
Misaka Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 46 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: how do you even clean these things I hate you https://reallovesexdolls.com/how-to-care-for-your-sex-doll/
SwimModSponges Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 First impressions: very few of them have desirable faces, the majority look like muppets. TPE is a pretty good material, holds up a lot better than UR3, the silicone models sound nice but you wouldn't be able to use a silicon based lubricant without melting it. Also I couldn't find any information on the innards, other than the metal skeletons. I'm just saying, for that price they should come standard with a pulsating, auto-lubricating vag. And not any of that "vibrating egg stuck up in there" cheap ass pulsating either. I'm talking about a full multi-banded rig programmed to variably increase/decrease vaginal tightness along the length of the canal. Amateurs.
Satou Kazuma Posted January 24, 2018 Author Posted January 24, 2018 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: First impressions: very few of them have desirable faces, the majority look like muppets. TPE is a pretty good material, holds up a lot better than UR3, the silicone models sound nice but you wouldn't be able to use a silicon based lubricant without melting it. Also I couldn't find any information on the innards, other than the metal skeletons. I'm just saying, for that price they should come standard with a pulsating, auto-lubricating vag. And not any of that "vibrating egg stuck up in there" cheap ass pulsating either. I'm talking about a full multi-banded rig programmed to variably increase/decrease vaginal tightness along the length of the canal. Amateurs. That explanation went over my head.
SwimModSponges Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 Which part? Was it the multi-banded rig? The schematics in my head are fairly straightforward, might be difficult to get on paper and probably more difficult to get on here.
SwimModSponges Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 All right, let me try to explain it: So youre going to startoff with the tube, like most strokers. Textured interior is a plus. Then you rig it up with industrial rubber bands along the length of the tube, each band is connected to a motor that can increases/decreases slack on the bands. Then program them to adjust the slack in sequence; you can have settings for all kinds of things. Like it rough? Set it clamped down all the way through. Rhytmic motions running the length of the canal to simulate a suction sensation? Easy. Simulate the vaginal contractions of an orgasm? Can do.
SwimModSponges Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 Also, cleaning: for that price it should be automated. Removeable tanks inside the back, just above the hips. Press a button to disperse cleaning solution, seal the front opening, and use the bands to agitate and scrub, just like a dishwasher. Goddamn, that turns me on.
Misaka Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Also, cleaning: for that price it should be automated. Removeable tanks inside the back, just above the hips. Press a button to disperse cleaning solution, seal the front opening, and use the bands to agitate and scrub, just like a dishwasher. Goddamn, that turns me on. Why did you retire from the sex shop again?
SwimModSponges Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 It closed after the individuals we were leasing the building from sold it out from under us. Its a horse supply store now, because apparently they needed one of those. Eh, worked out well enough, way better job now and i dont have to drive half an hour each direction.
Juice McKenzie Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Nabloom said: It's like having sex with a Bratz doll Hide contents Reveal hidden contents
Misaka Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Just now, Saiyanman said: There is worse images than that
Poof Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 I want to get one and have it permanently sitting in my living room but not let any of my friends touch it. Like I want to protect her virginity. 2
GunStarHero Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, Poof said: I want to get one and have it permanently sitting in my living room but not let any of my friends touch it. Like I want to protect her virginity. White Knight your Fleshlight. 1 1 1
Azalar Hex Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Only 2K? Realdolls were around 3K a few years back. ( The male ones were 5K. So I guess that makes these things as expensive as a realdoll penis. )
Phillies Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 On 1/24/2018 at 1:30 PM, Misaka said: I hate you https://reallovesexdolls.com/how-to-care-for-your-sex-doll/ I'm not doing all that cleaning.
SwimModSponges Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 See? There is no reason why it shouldnt be automated.
Satou Kazuma Posted January 25, 2018 Author Posted January 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: i pirated that movie, it was terrible. 1
Misaka Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Phillies said: I'm not doing all that cleaning. And that's why Miku left you
naraku360 Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 On 1/24/2018 at 4:38 AM, Nabloom said: It's like having sex with a Bratz doll Hide contents Hide contents I wasn't sold on this whole sex doll thing before, but now........ ?
Phillies Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Misaka said: And that's why Miku left you She came back.
katt_goddess Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 On 1/24/2018 at 11:43 AM, quebecelegy said: how do you even clean these things With a cleansing fire. If you are rich enough to buy something like that, you probably don't want anyone knowing about it after you die.
SwimModSponges Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 If I owned one of them, well first off it would be heavily modified, but I would be so goddamn proud of it. It would be the coolest looking sex doll you've ever seen.
katt_goddess Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: If I owned one of them, well first off it would be heavily modified, but I would be so goddamn proud of it. It would be the coolest looking sex doll you've ever seen. And then you'd give it to Poof to protect it's precious robot virginity, right?
SwimModSponges Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 I'm afraid I can't reply in the positive in a truthful manner. With the machinery I'd pack into that thing... well you can bet I'd be packing some heavy machinery into it.
Misaka Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I'm afraid I can't reply in the positive in a truthful manner. With the machinery I'd pack into that thing... well you can bet I'd be packing some heavy machinery into it. So it would be like that franchise "machine fucking"?
ghostrek Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) what the point of it all how many people can get laid Edited January 26, 2018 by ghostrek
SwimModSponges Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Eh... I mean technically, but everything I've seen in that genre has been mediocre at best.
Misaka Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Eh... I mean technically, but everything I've seen in that genre has been mediocre at best. They started to incorporate the dragon toys lately
SwimModSponges Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) Still, just a long pole with a fake dick on one end and an engine on the other... It isn't very romantic. Edited January 26, 2018 by SwimModSponges
Misaka Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Still, just a long pole with a fake dick on one end and an engine on the other... It isn't very romantic. You are a weird one Then again they did start force BDSM
ghostrek Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, Misaka said: You are a weird one Then again they did start force BDSM we all are weird here
Azalar Hex Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 I'd save up all my piggy bank money buy a porking doll if they made the damn things look realistic. Even the top end ones look like plastic shit.
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