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Try to get one with a robotic head.  I'm sure thats only for the ones who are truely lonely and wants companionship.  The others migh just want sex or a different feel from the norm.  I say why not get a fleshlight.  It'll only set you up for possible unrealistic expectations about what you end up with.

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First impressions: very few of them have desirable faces, the majority look like muppets.

TPE is a pretty good material, holds up a lot better than UR3, the silicone models sound nice but you wouldn't be able to use a silicon based lubricant without melting it.

Also I couldn't find any information on the innards, other than the metal skeletons.

I'm just saying, for that price they should come standard with a pulsating, auto-lubricating vag.

And not any of that "vibrating egg stuck up in there" cheap ass pulsating either.

I'm talking about a full multi-banded rig programmed to variably increase/decrease vaginal tightness along the length of the canal.

Amateurs.   

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1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

First impressions: very few of them have desirable faces, the majority look like muppets.

TPE is a pretty good material, holds up a lot better than UR3, the silicone models sound nice but you wouldn't be able to use a silicon based lubricant without melting it.

Also I couldn't find any information on the innards, other than the metal skeletons.

I'm just saying, for that price they should come standard with a pulsating, auto-lubricating vag.

And not any of that "vibrating egg stuck up in there" cheap ass pulsating either.

I'm talking about a full multi-banded rig programmed to variably increase/decrease vaginal tightness along the length of the canal.

Amateurs.   

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That explanation went over my head.

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All right, let me try to explain it:

So youre going to startoff with the tube, like most strokers. Textured interior is a plus. Then you rig it up with industrial rubber bands along the length of the tube, each band is connected to a motor that can increases/decreases slack on the bands. Then program them to adjust the slack in sequence; you can have settings for all kinds of things.

Like it rough? Set it clamped down all the way through. Rhytmic motions running the length of the canal to simulate a suction sensation? Easy. Simulate the vaginal contractions of an orgasm? Can do.

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2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

Also, cleaning: for that price it should be automated.  Removeable tanks inside the back, just above the hips. Press a button to disperse cleaning solution, seal the front opening, and use the bands to agitate and scrub, just like a dishwasher.

Goddamn, that turns me on.

Why did you retire from the sex shop again?

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11 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

I'm afraid I can't reply in the positive in a truthful manner.

With the machinery I'd pack into that thing... well you can bet I'd be packing some heavy machinery into it.

So it would be like that franchise "machine fucking"?

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