Best sexual experience?

[Zenigundam]

Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long.

[Still Me]

Just now, Zenigundam? said:

Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long.

This post just screams virgin

[stilgar]

Lol.

 

Zeni hasn't had sex.

[Phillies]

[That_One_Guy]

3 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet

[That_One_Guy]

2 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Lol.

 

Zeni hasn't had sex.

Lololololololol you sure? I don't know this kid.

[SwimModSponges]

 

[Kudasai]

 

[Zenigundam]

40 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Sweeeeeeeeeeet

It was amazing my man.

[stilgar]

43 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lololololololol you sure? I don't know this kid.

Yes, I am sure. Nothing zeni says here is true.

[That_One_Guy]

1 minute ago, stilgar said:

Yes, I am sure. Nothing zeni says here is true.

I mean he's an obvious troll

[Ginguy]

[mochi]

58 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long.

I thought they muted you

 

also my best sexual experience so far has been learning how to edge (''>_>'')

 

if you don't already know what that is I'm not explaining

[Hornshire]

So really, you asked a hooker outside a Motel 6 to pretend she was 17 and she rolled her eyes, asked to see the money, and then left your broke ass standing there.

[nameraka]

1 hour ago, Still Me said:

This post just screams virgin

 

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Zenigundam? said:

Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long.

I didn't know you mom bleached her hair.  I definitely wouldn't call her hot after what you did to her. 

[Zenigundam]

Comment with your own experiences, or else I'll assume you're virgins every time you comment on mine out of sheer jealousy. You're probably way too old to be making out with 18 year olds, unlike me.

Edited December 20, 2017 by Zenigundam💩

[NaBarney]

Just now, Zenigundam? said:

Comment with your own experiences, or else I'll assume you're virgins every time you comment on mine out of sheer jealousy. You're probably way too old to be making out with 18 year olds, unlike me.

 

[That_One_Guy]

This one time I had sex with this girl and she bought me a 300 dollar printer/fax/ scanner combo

[stilgar]

3 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

 

Is that Gemini?

[death_by_motorboat]

2 hours ago, Zenigundam? said:

Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long.

im only telling you that because i want you to maybe see that you are not as proud when

you seem to overlook, from my perspective, that all of these parking lot scene desires you pretend to lust over

amount to only trash talk, even though you think you are a pro, right? and you want to teach me how to get laid?  right?

 

because their REAL FUCKING LIFE gets in the way of that kind of  bragging and bullshiting

2 things. it doesnt take a pro to stick his nose in shit and it doesnt take a pro to keep his nose outta the shit. 

when real men only want potential romance ...

 

saying all of this is because you are self affirming would be stupid.

it wouldnt even be a alpha male trait.

Edited December 20, 2017 by mumbojummie13

[Zenigundam]

Bro you're jealous

[Misaka]

Zeni your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend nor does your mouth

[oolpmahC-iarumaS]

Personally I think you're not lying, because if it was made up I think you'd come up with a better lie than a night of inexperienced sex during a night known for poor decisions. 

[fuggnificent]

Military hottie and i were arguing over something. not going into details but it involved another guy and i said his dick was bigger. anyway..military hottie was mad...i was mad...but i was horny..so i asked him to come over anyway. he came over obviously very angry and hed been drinking. he proceeded to hate fuck the shit outta me. at one point i had to stop him because i was abt to faint. we had a lot of awesome sex so thats just one story.

[Ginguy]

4 minutes ago, oolpmahC-iarumaS said:

Personally I think you're not lying, because if it was made up I think you'd come up with a better lie than a night of inexperienced sex during a night known for poor decisions. 

It's still bullshit. Zeta bottom just went with the most plausible bullshit on the off chance that we might collectively forget he couldn't get his dick wet butt naked in the Atlantic....

 

[Tricolor]

A watermelon

[tsar4]

3 hours ago, Kweerie said:

So really, you asked a hooker outside a Motel 6 to pretend she was 17 and she rolled her eyes, asked to see the money, and then left your broke ass standing there.

Either that or she said, "Let's just be friends".