Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Zenigundam? said: Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long. This post just screams virgin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Lol. Zeni hasn't had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long. Sweeeeeeeeeeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, stilgar said: Lol. Zeni hasn't had sex. Lololololololol you sure? I don't know this kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 40 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Sweeeeeeeeeeet It was amazing my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 43 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lololololololol you sure? I don't know this kid. Yes, I am sure. Nothing zeni says here is true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, stilgar said: Yes, I am sure. Nothing zeni says here is true. I mean he's an obvious troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 58 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long. I thought they muted you also my best sexual experience so far has been learning how to edge (''>_>'') if you don't already know what that is I'm not explaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 So really, you asked a hooker outside a Motel 6 to pretend she was 17 and she rolled her eyes, asked to see the money, and then left your broke ass standing there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Still Me said: This post just screams virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Zenigundam? said: Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long. I didn't know you mom bleached her hair. I definitely wouldn't call her hot after what you did to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) Comment with your own experiences, or else I'll assume you're virgins every time you comment on mine out of sheer jealousy. You're probably way too old to be making out with 18 year olds, unlike me. Edited December 20, 2017 by Zenigundam💩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Zenigundam? said: Comment with your own experiences, or else I'll assume you're virgins every time you comment on mine out of sheer jealousy. You're probably way too old to be making out with 18 year olds, unlike me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 This one time I had sex with this girl and she bought me a 300 dollar printer/fax/ scanner combo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Is that Gemini? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long. im only telling you that because i want you to maybe see that you are not as proud when you seem to overlook, from my perspective, that all of these parking lot scene desires you pretend to lust over amount to only trash talk, even though you think you are a pro, right? and you want to teach me how to get laid? right? because their REAL FUCKING LIFE gets in the way of that kind of bragging and bullshiting 2 things. it doesnt take a pro to stick his nose in shit and it doesnt take a pro to keep his nose outta the shit. when real men only want potential romance ... saying all of this is because you are self affirming would be stupid. it wouldnt even be a alpha male trait. Edited December 20, 2017 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 Bro you're jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Zeni your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend nor does your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolpmahC-iarumaS Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Personally I think you're not lying, because if it was made up I think you'd come up with a better lie than a night of inexperienced sex during a night known for poor decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Military hottie and i were arguing over something. not going into details but it involved another guy and i said his dick was bigger. anyway..military hottie was mad...i was mad...but i was horny..so i asked him to come over anyway. he came over obviously very angry and hed been drinking. he proceeded to hate fuck the shit outta me. at one point i had to stop him because i was abt to faint. we had a lot of awesome sex so thats just one story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, oolpmahC-iarumaS said: Personally I think you're not lying, because if it was made up I think you'd come up with a better lie than a night of inexperienced sex during a night known for poor decisions. It's still bullshit. Zeta bottom just went with the most plausible bullshit on the off chance that we might collectively forget he couldn't get his dick wet butt naked in the Atlantic.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 A watermelon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Kweerie said: So really, you asked a hooker outside a Motel 6 to pretend she was 17 and she rolled her eyes, asked to see the money, and then left your broke ass standing there. Either that or she said, "Let's just be friends". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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