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that's too bad, i've used a toilet stall to pee when there were no urinals available. guy behind me might shit his pants, but i might piss mine. so that's his problem

 

Well at least all the urinals are full when you do that. Some guys just go straight to a stall, piss, and leave regardless of who's in there doing what.

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It's proper etiquette to bow to the man next to you, offer him a jar of gypsy tears for protection from AIDS and promise you will not make a dirt in a urinal before using.

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I think the reason women take so long is that each one of them takes the time to individually clean the entire restroom after use.

 

That's a good one. Janitors at my old workplace would say the women's room is always filthier than the men's. Some women just throw their used tampons on the floor. Many times, there were blood and shit on the walls, which supposedly never happened in the men's room. There are some foul bitches out there.

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That's a good one. Janitors at my old workplace would say the women's room is always filthier than the men's. Some women just throw their used tampons on the floor. Many times, there were blood and shit on the walls, which supposedly never happened in the men's room. There are some foul bitches out there.

we had someone shit down the side of the wall outside of the office

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Depending upon how crowded the bathroom is I try to leave an open Urinal in between me and the other peoples. 

 

If they have a horse trough instead of urinals I'll just wait for the stall to open up, I'm not worried about guys looking at my junk....

 

It's just that some of those dudes are a little wobbly and they're making large figure eights with their stream, or worse.... crossing streams. 

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