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Pick it up and read it.

 

$400 cash withdraw.

 

Remaining balance: $66.83

 

Looks like the marketing department is doing its job.  When we get the sixty six bucks and a pawned house, this player is played.

 

 

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Pick it up and read it.

 

$400 cash withdraw.

 

Remaining balance: $66.83

 

Looks like the marketing department is doing its job.  When we get the sixty six bucks and a pawned house, this player is played.

lol "we"
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stop telling us the things you pick up off the bathroom floor

 

Not necessarily the bathroom floor. He picked it up off of a casino's floor and, for all you know, he could have picked it up in the casino's main lobby or hall. "Mr. Scientist". Great use of the scientific method again btw.

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it's gamblers that drop $500 off their debit card that keep your casino in business? lol, what kind of second-rate penny slot shithole are you working in these days?

What's a gambler like this, duplicated a million times a year?
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a bullshit stat, that's what.

Basically, it's the marketing department's job to convert every casual gambler to an obsessive/compulsive that would drain bank accounts, mortgage the house, sell off assets and more just for one more turn of card.

 

Some bear a little and some bear a lot.

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Basically, it's the marketing department's job to convert every casual gambler to an obsessive/compulsive that would drain bank accounts, mortgage the house, sell off assets and more just for one more turn of card.

 

Some bear a little and some bear a lot.

lol, the recipe for financial success, as told by the golden nugget's most qualified sanitation expert.
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lol, the recipe for financial success, as told by the golden nugget's most qualified sanitation expert.

Believe it or not, that's how it's done.  The casual players are just garnish, but they all end up in the same chipper.
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Believe it or not, that's how it's done.  The casual players are just garnish, but they all end up in the same chipper.

yes, it's that simple. at least, that's what you gleaned from that discarded copy of the last shareholder's meeting bullet point flier. shit, who even needs to go to college? we can just eavesdrop on the conversations of far more intelligent people, then plagarize their knowledge as our own. we don't really understand how or why it works. we only need to know that it works.

 

and this is why we run things, instead of cleaning shitters and scraping bubblicious off the underside of the "hee-haw" slots.

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yes, it's that simple. at least, that's what you gleaned from that discarded copy of the last shareholder's meeting bullet point flier. shit, who even needs to go to college? we can just eavesdrop on the conversations of far more intelligent people, then plagarize their knowledge as our own. we don't really understand how or why it works. we only need to know that it works.

 

and this is why we run things, instead of cleaning shitters and scraping bubblicious off the underside of the "hee-haw" slots.

Cleaning shitters is left up to the people who placed bids for that work.  I don't touch them.  I'm retiring in ten years.  How about you?
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Cleaning shitters is left up to the people who placed bids for that work.  I don't touch them.  I'm retiring in ten years.  How about you?

you don't wanna play this game, old man. you're running the carpet sweeper around the nugget's $4.99 buffet hall at age 57. i'm pretty sure even zeni has you beat with those numbers.
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Thinking collective, rather than individual.  It's gamblers like this who keep the lights on in this casino... and me on the payroll.

 

It's one thing to be appreciative of continued employment.

 

It's quite another to take delight in picturing the financial ruin of others.

 

Furthermore, get your own shtick, asshole.

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you don't wanna play this game, old man. you're running the carpet sweeper around the nugget's $4.99 buffet hall at age 57. i'm pretty sure even zeni has you beat with those numbers.

 

Ten years he's going to be dead.

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Ten years he's going to be dead.

nah. he'll weasel his way into an ssdi deal for crippling depression in a couple years, and ride that wave of hot free cash well into his 80's.
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Pensions, dude.  Pensions.  SSDI has nothing to do with it.

right, pension. take your $800/mo "retirement benefit" and climb up onto that throne of accomplishment that is mastering trash bags and dustpans over 40 years.

 

a $400 atm receipt. christ almighty. the real byline for your thread should have been "i've never seen an atm receipt for that much money."

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right, pension. take your $800/mo "retirement benefit" and climb up onto that throne of accomplishment that is mastering trash bags and dustpans over 40 years.

 

a $400 atm receipt. christ almighty. the real byline for your thread should have been "i've never seen an atm receipt for that much money."

 

You have no clue how the pension system works here.  There are two separate pensions.  One from the local and one from the international.  The employer pays into them for each hour and so, they both grow every year, according to how much is paid into them as well as their investment income. Combined, they come out to way more than what SSDI could offer me.  I'm worth more retired than working right now because I've been having contributions paid into it since 1989.  I'm just waiting to reach the the right age.  The employer is only authorized to contribute to them.  The employer can not withdraw from them or close them.  The union decides whether I'm eligible, not the employer.  The employer does not own or manage either account.

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nah. he'll weasel his way into an ssdi deal for crippling depression in a couple years, and ride that wave of hot free cash well into his 80's.

 

Nah.  The casino is going to arrange for a floor polisher "accident" and they'll quickly hire Juan's brother to empty trash cans at like half the cost.  No one will even know he's gone.

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The world needs janitors, too.

 

At least until the robots are able to do it as, or more, efficiently than the humans.

Impossible.  The machine would have to be capable of independent thought. 
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You have no clue how the pension system works here.  There are two separate pensions.  One from the local and one from the international.  The employer pays into them for each hour and so, they both grow every year, according to how much is paid into them as well as their investment income. Combined, they come out to way more than what SSDI could offer me.  I'm worth more retired than working right now because I've been having contributions paid into it since 1989.  I'm just waiting to reach the the right age.  The employer is only authorized to contribute to them.  The employer can not withdraw from them or close them.  The union decides whether I'm eligible, not the employer.  The employer does not own or manage either account.

after reading this, i'm pretty sure you have no clue how the pension system works there either.
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Better income than a custodian in Casino dystopia?  Are you starting a lemonade stand?

My current income is about $28k a year. 

 

You have no clue how the pension system works here.  There are two separate pensions.  One from the local and one from the international.  The employer pays into them for each hour and so, they both grow every year, according to how much is paid into them as well as their investment income. Combined, they come out to way more than what SSDI could offer me.  I'm worth more retired than working right now because I've been having contributions paid into it since 1989.  I'm just waiting to reach the the right age.  The employer is only authorized to contribute to them.  The employer can not withdraw from them or close them.  The union decides whether I'm eligible, not the employer.  The employer does not own or manage either account.

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That was all stated to me by the business agent and confirmed by the handbook.

exactly. you've taken data that you don't understand, from sources more intelligent than you, and interpreted it in a way that makes absolutely no sense.  and you think you've got a big fat pension coming your way, on $28k a year.

 

amazing. simply amazing.

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exactly. you've taken data that you don't understand, from sources more intelligent than you, and interpreted it in a way that makes absolutely no sense.  and you think you've got a big fat pension coming your way, on $28k a year.

 

amazing. simply amazing.

 

Any way you break that percentage of the annual salary down...... dude is going to be living a meager life, especially if he thinks he is retiring in 10 years, which only confirms that he really is a 70 year old man with a rat tail.

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