Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 ive a very visually expressive person...so I pride myself on my eyebrows...their on point...and I don't have to fill them in with any of that brow shit
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 my ability to royally fuck things up is unparalleled
Phillies Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 I have experienced levels of spiritual enlightenment that are beyond what most of my peers are capable of. And I fuck pillows :420: :fap:
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 If we're talking physically, probably my nose. I like the size and shape. Conversely to you, I definitely consider my eyebrows my worst physical feature, bar none. They're so thick. S:
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 my ability to royally fuck things up is unparalleled :D I don't think that's a feature...more like an ability
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 If we're talking physically, probably my nose. I like the size and shape. Conversely to you, I definitely consider my eyebrows my worst physical feature, bar none. They're so thick. S: prune em...go get em waxed or threaded...get them shaped homie...you can't let that jem go to waste
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 :D I don't think that's a feature...more like an ability no it's a feature. it comes with the 4656 model
GunStarHero Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 Uh...my butt exists? It's there? Definitely better than the typical "handful of imagination" booty a lot of white women have.
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 no it's a feature. it comes with the 4656 model :D >get the fuck out of my thread lol
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 prune em...go get em waxed or threaded...get them shaped homie...you can't let that jem go to waste Nah, I hate grooming myself as it is. I don't want to add eyebrows to the list of things I have to regularly groom.
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 Uh...my butt exists? It's there? Definitely better than the typical "handful of imagination" booty a lot of white women have. i believe the technical term is phantom butt
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 My infallible resting bitch face honey.....men don't have "bitch face"...their just assholes....
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 Nah, I hate grooming myself as it is. I don't want to add eyebrows to the list of things I have to regularly groom. you ain't gotta do it...pay an Asian...lol
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 :D >get the fuck out of my thread lol i also have a fantastic shoulder popping feature. watch me move my left arm and hear it pop
NaBarney Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 Physically my androgeny Otherwise I'm very diplomatic
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 you ain't gotta do it...pay an Asian...lol That's even worse because then I gotta "go get" it done.
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 i also have a fantastic shoulder popping feature. watch me move my left arm and hear it pop thats cool...I can pop my jaw out of socket....which only adds to the theory that I'm an evil viperous bitch that can swallow a man whole....
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 That's even worse because then I gotta "go get" it done. work it in with grocery shopping...
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 thats cool...I can pop my jaw out of socket....which only adds to the theory that I'm an evil viperous bitch that can swallow a man whole.... it just means i need to see the doctor...again. also another great feature, watch me piss away my check each month. takes a few days but it happens
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 it just means i need to see the doctor...again. also another great feature, watch me piss away my check each month. takes a few days but it happens na dude na...don't turn this into competition...I'm negative $400
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 na dude na...don't turn this into competition...I'm negative $400 i'm negative 1600 right now i think? i'm also not trying to turn this into a competition, i don't really care. ANOTHER GREAT FEATURE. i have this great ability to not care about things i should care about
little_girl_lost Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 the only part of me people like is my hair
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 i'm negative 1600 right now i think? i'm also not trying to turn this into a competition, i don't really care. ANOTHER GREAT FEATURE. i have this great ability to not care about things i should care about shiiiiiit....you don't have to tell me but I have to ask...how much is an average check for you?
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 the only part of me people like is my hair hair? HAIR? Show to me plea
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 shiiiiiit....you don't have to tell me but I have to ask...how much is an average check for you? i don't tell people how much i make. nothing personal, but not even my parents know
NaBarney Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 shiiiiiit....you don't have to tell me but I have to ask...how much is an average check for you? A lot more than $1600
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 i don't tell people how much i make. nothing personal, but not even my parents know fair enough...just saying being under more than you get is worrisome...I was negative 4K once....for weeks I did not sleep and I kept breaking out in hives
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 fair enough...just saying being under more than you get is worrisome...I was negative 4K once....for weeks I did not sleep and I kept breaking out in hives 1600 is more than i get in a pay period but my shoulder threw me over
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 A lot more than $1600 actually no it's not. it's less than that.
little_girl_lost Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 hair? HAIR? Show to me plea there's nothing special about my hair, except that it extremely thin and mostly straight, and when I was younger, I couldn't keep people's hands out of it from them wanting to play with it but if you wanna see, this is when my hair was longer
NaBarney Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 actually no it's not. it's less than that. So you make less than $40k a year? Because that's what $1600 every two weeks comes out to.
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 So you make less than $40k a year? Because that's what $1600 every two weeks comes out to. oh i'm talking after taxes and other bullshit, not before tax
NaBarney Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 oh i'm talking after taxes and other bullshit, not before tax What the fuck?
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 there's nothing special about my hair, except that it extremely thin and mostly straight, and when I was younger, I couldn't keep people's hands out of it from them wanting to play with it but if you wanna see, this is when my hair was longer awkward video is awkward...but you should do something fun with it...I colored mine every color in the rainbow
little_girl_lost Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 awkward video is awkward...but you should do something fun with it...I colored mine every color in the rainbow video is meant to be awkward and after those vids, I dyed my hair purple, till I got sick of it I tried bleaching it out so I could do another colour, but the bleach fried my hair within inches of its life, so I got it cut to shoulderlength, and now I feel to lazy to dye it again/maintain coloured hair
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 How is it more than you get in a pay period yet your checks are less than that. i have 1600 in debt. actually maybe slightly less than that because i think it's also counting a few days after my credit card cycle is over. i don't make 1600 in a pay period, so my checks are less than 1600.
NaBarney Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 Anyway I thought you always talked about making a lot of money. I mean $40k a year is fine if you're a single childless incel who doesn't do qnything, I just assumed you made more.
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 i don't think you understand where i'm getting at but that's ok i don't really need to explain my paychecks
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 Anyway I thought you always talked about making a lot of money. I mean $40k a year is fine if you're a single childless incel who doesn't do qnything, I just assumed you made more. i've never made 40k, but again. let's not derail the thread. also, spare a ramen noodle?
NaBarney Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 i don't think you understand where i'm getting at but that's ok i don't really need to explain my paychecks I see my fuck up now, sorry I'm drunk and tired
NaBarney Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 i've never made 40k Makes your "forget sex, I'm getting money" philosophy even more depressing. "Ain't got time for these hoes, I'm putting in that work and bringing home $36k a year"
Naraku4656 Posted September 5, 2017 Posted September 5, 2017 Makes your "forget sex, I'm getting money" philosophy even more depressing. "Ain't got time for these hoes, I'm putting in that work and bringing home $36k a year" i told you. i make 1 ramen noodle a year. why is that so hard to understand?
Still Me Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 my dick yeah I'll give you that one
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