nameraka Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 like so dumb, it's hard to convince people you weren't drunk. i rear ended a stationary police cruiser who had pulled someone else over. to be fair, he'd parked on the other side of a mostly blind curve with half the rear of the car in the road. i looked down for a second to mess with the radio and... yeah.
Still Me Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I honestly can't think of one....but my mother set a packet of instant oatmeal on fire once....hence why I went to culinary school....
Misaka Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 ................,...,,,.......... probably the time I had my snowblower catch fire during the day
fuggnificent Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 Drank this really strong coffee.. then ignored the pains in my stomach trying to shop in target...... ::spin::
wacky1980 Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 first time i went to vegas, i ate at one of those fancy (what i was told anyways) seafood buffets at the rio. not the best 3 days in vegas ever. yes, i know. sober in vegas. that was first mistake.
Misaka Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 first time i went to vegas, i ate at one of those fancy (what i was told anyways) seafood buffets at the rio. not the best 3 days in vegas ever. yes, i know. sober in vegas. that was first mistake. Ever tried ghost pepper and reaper shots? Horrible idea it hurts going down and hurts even more coming out
wacky1980 Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 no idea what reaper shots would be. ghost pepper, yeah. pureed some ghost pepper to add into a homemade hot sauce one time. fuck. me. there's also a local creamery that makes a ghost pepper cheese. too hot man, too hot.
PhilosipherStoned Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 It's hard to remember that far back. joke.. maybe.
little_girl_lost Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 i hit a parked car while riding a bicycle going about 1mph
naraku360 Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 dumbest thing you've done stone cold sober Your mom.
Misaka Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 no idea what reaper shots would be. ghost pepper, yeah. pureed some ghost pepper to add into a homemade hot sauce one time. fuck. me. there's also a local creamery that makes a ghost pepper cheese. too hot man, too hot. https://pepperhead.com/top-10-worlds-hottest-peppers/ It's a puree of reaper and ghost inside a ghost shot Pepper hallowed out and used as a shot glass It's a horrible way to fucked up your stomach
fuggnificent Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 I got pregnant by a criminal who threatened to kill me when i told him Believed him when he said he was fixed
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