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IT'S A *checks Wikipedia* UZBEKISTAN INDEPENDENCE DAY MIRACLE

"Can you finish this before burning your throat? AND GO."

Just look for their natural habitat, a gas station that also serves food.

pearnchalkes

Has anyone ever decided to go as far as?

Cook twice as much as you planned to?

Me watching Portland State/Arkansas

You can say whatever you want! Except things you can't say, but that's more the social contract than actual filters.

Visual Example

Yo whadup.

Merry Cakemas!

Miracle great, Lose everything!

He's got half of a good plan here. Which admittedly is more that what Florida Man usually has.

There's a convention an hour from where I live in a couple of months and I am not looking forward to the mid-day shows sending reporters out for one level above "LOOKIT THE NERDS LOL" type coverage.

*whispers* High fashion

*Criminal Minds intro starts playing*

Scenario: You are running a newsletter for a church. You have a machine that puts tabs on the newsletter, and there are 378 newsletters. Should this take: A) 30 minutes with both tabs put on at the same time B) An hour because you have to run each tab because the machine can't put on both tabs at the same time C) Almost two hours, which is what actually happened because the tabs kept messing up 😐