Seight

YES.

"He laughs from upon a throne that can wash his ass for him!"

Well I broke the protocols, thus dooming everyone AAAH went out and got FIFA 20 and Gran Turismo Sport, and a chocolate cake that had Hershey's syrup on it.

We have now reached the "You could not eat at a buffet even if you wanted to, for some reason?" stage of the semi-quarantine.

OH SNAP!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Early March: *sees a bunch of commercials for Bloomberg/Buttigieg/Yang even though they dropped out before our primary* Now: *sees a bunch of commercials for Nissan that were clearly meant to coincide with the NCAA Tournament*

I've figured out what times the daily objectives start on about four different games. Alexa play Despacito.

I mean there's a non-zero chance you'll have to explain what an "unevenedge" is anyway, so.

PROTIP: For anyone that doesn't know what we're talking about, you don't want.

It was either Super Mario or Tetris for the Game Boy.

Welp, it's time for STORY TIME WITH SEIGHT! A former coworker told me a story once about not being confident in his own ability to pass a hair follicle test so he came up with the "genius" idea to take a strand of hair from another coworker and have the tester somehow pull that one out instead. At which point he obviously asked, "Well, what if they don't pick that one?" And he said "Well I'm probably going to fail the test then?" (Ron Howard voice: He did.)

I believe if you actually play and win a full game of Monopoly you automatically qualify. Don't quote me on that tho.

lol, thanks 😛