Seight

Instructions unclear *trades best player for three prospects*

This is a lesson I learned when I replaced a PS3 that bricked with a smaller one that had more HDD space and didn't sound like a jet engine whenever it started to run hot.

My brother likes that stuff too. I tried it once and started thinking "WAIT NO I'M A BASIC BICH, THIS IS TOO MUCH GINGER!"

Once you're an asshole, there are no half-measures.

Their true purpose is sinister. Probably.

SO MUCH FLUFF

hol up, I thought they weren't wearing masks was the problem?

Homer picture unrelated

congratulations

SPAM is not first-string food, but it is an above-average backup.

My coffee cup is invisible. I don't drink coffee.

Drew Magary is doing four Why Your Team Sucks per day on Defector, and if you're wondering "Has he lost his fastball?", he said Arizona has the aesthetic of "Sammy Hagar Ran Out Of Money." Also, the first one tomorrow is Dallas, which HOOK IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.