Skiles

I carry a coin purse too. 😮

I would love to do that once. I could do Mitch Hedberg's entire second album by memory. There should be comedy karaoke. Making a living off of it is bullshit, though.

Nah, man. Carlos Mencia is a remixer.

Stand over a cup.

I refuse!

I don't come here to learn words, dag gummit!

It exclusively involves binders.

Which reminds me, will you help me with my friendship to-do list?

Oh, so you think you're better than us, with your fancy words and your suffixes and such? Get outta here, nerd!

Now to wait for the sweet embrace of death sleep.

I liked Carlin's bit about that. It's a good way to get out of a debt.

I went and visited some relatives today. We hung out indoors, but I did, in fact, have to leave my house to do it. So there!

New? Here? This place has been the same for 15 years. Same shitposting, same trolls, same weirdos, same Pedogundam. Nothing changes but our age.

haha got em

I thought this was well-established. Personally, I like to think it's all a bit. An unfunny bit with ultimately no payoff, but a bit nonetheless.

Well, little facts like that are the dots I eventually connect to realize, "No, dumb-dumb, it's on the West coast." Again, I cannot stress this enough. I factually know it is on the West coast. I'm not dumb. My brain is dumb.

Well, I obviously know it isn't. But for some reason, my brain's first thought is always that it's on the East coast. I just have to think about it for a second. Don't know why.

Well, see ya later.

Just good old-fashioned morning wood. I haven't had a second boner yet today.

ye olde grey bearde

And technically, it is. It would just take you a very, very, very long time to get there if you went that way. 😐

Now maybe they'll make the same amount of money as the U.S. men's soccer team, who can't even fucking qualify for the World Cup, bunch of talentless losers they are. Probably not, though. Because women are apparently still considered inferior in 2019.

Sounds like something a Jew would say.

Foreign, yeah. But French, though. French is about as white as it gets.

Whitest name in American sports?