Skiles

God, what an absolute hell that must be.

Celebrating the 12-month anniversary of you asking me this question.

Sorry to hear it.

Which is exactly why I don't care what anyone thinks about what I post.

double post oops

Well, they shouldn't bite the pupper. Puppers gives no fucks.

Daisy likes to "play" with them by taking them in her mouth and tossing them around. Sometimes they bite her nose, and that pisses her off, so he murders them.

I post about my life all the time, but I have no preconception that people care about it. I know they don't care. But that will never stop me from posting about it.

Literally everything is better than New Jersey. I burned my hand in a deep fryer once, and I would rather experience that for a second time than go to New Jersey.

They wanted to see it, and I was cool enough with them to show it. Also, more accurately, they were/are people from the original boards. This was back when it was an actual community. Before some people got older but didn't actually grow up.

So you decided to write stuff down, but then you also wrote and/or typed with a stutter.

I would assume you are having human thoughts, as you are a human, like me.

I agree that is sometimes strange to be a human, such as myself. For I am most certainly a human.

Chinese, you say? Hmmm... Your human land barriers are a mystery to me. I mean, OUR human land barriers! As I am also a human!

Greetings, fellow human!

I'm pretty sure only three people have seen the peen via text. One was a girl I used to know. We fucked a few times a couple years ago. The other two are board peeps.

The key is to find a happy medium. I MEAN UHHHHH WHO KNOWS

I watch them regularly, like a human would.

His vignettes and Mr. Perfect's vignettes were some of the best shit WWF ever did.

Try living with one. One who thinks she has to play video games as loudly and obnoxiously as the YouTubers she watches, even when she isn't playing them with her friends. 😐

This generous donation of $9,999 will help her pee on countless African children.

Bummer. I'm rarely cranky. I just get reeeeaal stupid. 😐

Another high-level contribution, in the bank.

Eminem would have 24 bars on this rhyme alone. Including 17 rhymes that may or may not even be words.

I just thought up the phrase "epic testicles" and it made me laugh for like five minutes. It's not even that funny.