Skiles

Because Rule 34 is a real thing. So is e621, where I'm sure there is an abundance of that pairing.

I hear he's a real piece of shit. Happy birthday K_N, you alleged piece of shit! ❤️

You gonna get in on one of those con fuck parties I hear so much about? 😮

I think I know someone who met her once and says she was nice.

I can't blame her on that score. I have a minor crush on Lester Holt.

The Green Mile is probably time I ever liked the movie as much as the book. I've actually never seen the Carrie movie. Book is really good, though.

"Turn that water into wine, Jesus. I can't fuck you sober."

-nt

But are you down with the syndrome?

Feeling gassy? I'm not joking, this is actually a common pre-heart attack symptom.

I have not read The Talisman. But Salem's Lot is great, and as I said, The Stand is one of my favorites. I'll see if I can't track down The Talisman at my local library sometime.

I love most of Stephen King's books, but the more times I read 11/22/63, the more I realize that's my favorite, and by a lot. I think The Stand is my second favorite, but It's not like, really close, y'know?

Quit trying to dox people, you weirdo!

I was that small humanoid, and I regret nothing.

It seems the person you're closest to in this is the lady. So your responsibility as her close friend is to let her know, "Hey, what you're doing is super not cool, but I'm not gonna say shit." It's important to keep your friends' secrets, but it's also really important to let your friends know when they're being a piece of shit, which is what your friend is doing right now.

How soon until we can start calling you Karen? Wait, don't answer that. I'll go get my manager.

A lot of white people congregating in one place rarely ends well. Get outta there, soldier!

Nah, I ain't gonna block you.

Shit, I'm gonna have to manually censor the word "Packard."

Let's start with dental hygiene, and maybe work our way up to fashion.

My nephew uses it a lot, and he can't read yet, but he's starting to recognize words and stuff. So it's only a matter of time. I mostly want it for YouTube, because you just never know what kind of stuff you'll find in the comments. Even on his videos. People are animals, y'know?

Aw, c'mon. You're worth more than that. Pepperoni, at least.

What? I'm just being #relatable right now.

Just a bunch of big gay neckbeards with bad breath, trying to get laid.

Apparently, there is a Subreddit for that.