NaBarney

Pick one at random and run with it

I don't need to be told to not open Phillies threads

I didn't want to say it because if so it's cool that he wants to act right

Old memories of showering with other people are coming back to me now This is weird

Squish

If it's in good condition you don't need to take it out. Just lay some cheap new vinyl or some shit that you can stand to look at on top. Can DIY or pay someone not very much

Why not just throw some better looking linoleum down

Yeah yeah, we'll see what you say when it's time to earn your way through those pearly gates

Almost but no, that's His other penile fluid

Warm milk that cookies had been dunked in earlier so now it's gritty full of wet crumbs

Pokemon paraphernalia on last year's Christmas present pikachu blanket

U right. Plus LeBron is better than ever. Just really not trying to see Cavs-Warriors 4 so I'm trying to talk myself into pretty much anyone

Lmao at the Lakers forcing OT vs the Warriors and Kobe just leaving.

OHHHH SHIIIITTT I just got my gifts, instantly the coolest stuff I own. I feel compelled to send you something else just to make up for the coolness disparity, so once I figure out something worthy, look out Thank you so very much, I will christen them tomorrow.

Maybe this

Why not let party on NYE and take Jan 1 off

Imma blunt

I know times are tough but don't gouge your friends

I hate the relentless makeup saleswomen. Once I start seeing those Facebook posts about what a great deal it is to spend $80 on three tubes of shit PLUS A FREE MAKE UP BAG I unfriend them

Winged rats They start at like 2am here

Come on, now