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I haven't masturbated to anything animated since Dee Dee from Dexters Lab when I was like 11

"He is allegedly being arrested" holy shit I feel so sorry for everyone who has to interact with her at any point in their lives

Idk about absolute favorite but this one is a long term staple, I like listening to it when I'm breaking down weed kind of a ritual Wanted to post Good Morning Captain just to make you laugh angrily.

"There isn't a time or a place / Only an ebb and a flowing A permanent repeating space / Occurring connecting and growing"

I can't pick one. It's cool how you can do gifs

The other day I somehow managed to drop half a pizza on the floor while cutting it Was a struggle not to eat it anyway

It isn't at all what Phillies is talking about but this is a fun book of cool ideas that's super easy to breeze through

Hope your state keeps that bull mess to itself, it's going to hit 20something degrees here every damn day for a week just to ruin my life, don't need any snow and ice to go with it.

I think not having a job for so long might have allowed you to comprehend time in a way which those of us who have to be somewhere most days can't. Guide us, time guru, free us all from these o'clockian restraints

It's pretty disorienting, can't even really comprehend that number of posts. Like, I haven't done anything 50 thousand times. Haven't checked my email that many times. Haven't had anywhere close to 50k meals. All of my video game saves combined are less than that.

I'm pretty sure Adult Swim's reasoning there was - maybe they could cut down on our awfulness or get rid of us altogether if they deleted all our posts and left us with a barebones shit forum, then when that didn't work and they ended up with the exact same motleyest fucking crew of undesirables talking about everything but the network they decided it just wasn't worth having a forum anymore.

Around fifty thousand. Holy shit.

So you think Jay Z says racist things but not Trump Some very complicated braining at work here

You're supposed to use mid-2000s rap and emo lyrics

She lived in Hawaii I SHOULDN'T KNOW THIS IN 2017

Know something really weird? I actually remember you and fuggs having a conversation just like this about this exact subject like, at least 8 years ago in Rants. I think she posted an unoriginal rant about fat people, and you said stop being a piece of shit and she said "you're fat aren't you?" and you responded that was no secret and cited a picture of yourself in your sig, or a drawing of you that verpetas did, or something like that, and so on. Man, I have really wasted my entire life

Are you sure we're talking about the same thing? Once posted quoted text looks fine but when you're composing a post it looks like this

I don't think they can even do that here, you should've picked a better custom color than white on the old board lol. I can edit, delete, see every time scoob reflexively likes your posts and I even got a damn cover photo now, this is great

Now now let's not be too hasty, they're trying their best and are ready to turn the corner

Did the deer knock you down? That's so crazy. Deer are stupid and rude Also, fire everyone.

Not to worry ol chap, I keep my shit low key and yellow

Snap I was really enjoying being an impassioned proponent for a feature that made no difference to me and was almost universally hated Thank you very much for allowing me to edit posts and all that the other kids get to do, that's above and beyond, Christ-like.

This is how every thing looks to me on mobile, no sigs no giant font, the majority of people's names are white but there are many who requested special ranks/rank colors on the previous board, those people's sn's retained their colors when we moved to IPB. There's several others with colored names on this page, at least 5 or 6. But I've been told these colors don't show up if you're not on a mobile browser, idk I've only ever seen this place on my phone. Posting from a real computer sounds terrible. I agree with the dark quote text being trash but I do want to highlight again how cool the "quote this" feature is, if you're going to be editing someone's quoted text then don't use the quote button at all, instead highlight the relevant text in the post you'd like to quote and then hit the Quote This button that comes up, viola instant quote without the extraneous stuff. Thats how I quoted the portions of your post. Obvs I don't know if this feature is exclusive to mobile - if that is the case I really hate it for y'all.

Step up your radial symmetry game, get that Haeckel on lock

No I'm exempt