NaBarney

Warm milk that cookies had been dunked in earlier so now it's gritty full of wet crumbs

Pokemon paraphernalia on last year's Christmas present pikachu blanket

U right. Plus LeBron is better than ever. Just really not trying to see Cavs-Warriors 4 so I'm trying to talk myself into pretty much anyone

Lmao at the Lakers forcing OT vs the Warriors and Kobe just leaving.

OHHHH SHIIIITTT I just got my gifts, instantly the coolest stuff I own. I feel compelled to send you something else just to make up for the coolness disparity, so once I figure out something worthy, look out Thank you so very much, I will christen them tomorrow.

Maybe this

Why not let party on NYE and take Jan 1 off

Imma blunt

I know times are tough but don't gouge your friends

I hate the relentless makeup saleswomen. Once I start seeing those Facebook posts about what a great deal it is to spend $80 on three tubes of shit PLUS A FREE MAKE UP BAG I unfriend them

Winged rats They start at like 2am here

Come on, now

IBeers

It happened daily for many years, but to maintain decorum we only did it behind your backs in threads none of you browsed

Maybe amongst yourselves, the rest of the asmb usually referred to y'all as ibiots

My friend's review

It better fucking not

Me either I have no interest but my Starwarrior friend is blowing up our group chat complaining about how bad the new one is.

Why a blind vote? I'm just going to post my votes, if you don't want to count it idc

OH duh my bad, yeah unltd hi speed is a must

I do this with no problems

I always forget there's states where a passenger can't have an open container Like I get the point but it's just weird to me

A car that isn't fucked all the way up Maybe a bigger fish tank Video camera Some really nice rugs Drugs Theremin