NaBarney

Tell yourself whatever you want, the only one fucking you tonight will be your employer

Maybe tomorrow, if you can wake up early enough before work

Because you need to produce Gordon will think you are missing Christmas because you hate him, and in a way maybe that is better than him being able to understand the truth, that you have no agency

Move to a normal state where cops can't tell if your insurance has lapsed, idk what I'd do if I had to deal with that Robocop garbage

Nope you're going to have to work much later tonight

No you have to work

...in several weeks once he's done formatting his gargantuan post

MRSA CRUSTMESS TOO ALL MY STUPID FRIENDS

I hope I am not blocked because poof is great, but I totally understand why anyone would want to block me

Scathing assessment

Sometimes you're just 100% done with someone's particular style of shitposting so ignoring them makes your world a better place

I mean 98% of them are fine but that memorably bad 2% compel me to say the c word. The person who asked if I was allowed to say Christmas at work went on to explain they were wondering if the owner was an Indian guy. So now I just placate these extremely reactionary people

...like what?

It's not the safest way to play it with the old middle class white people I deal with because some of them get fucking upset if you don't say the word Christmas to them in December. Sometimes they just counter with an overly emphasized "you too, AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AS WELL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR" but I've had people ask me before if the reason I didn't wish them a merry Christmas is because my workplace has some anti-Christmas policy against it, and happy holidays is a no go because that triggers some people into making a point about how Christmas is the holiday they celebrate.

I just tell customers to have a good Christmas, as little deviation as possible from my standard "have a good" day/night/one

I hoped this was about OkCupid's recent announcement that they are getting rid of screen names and asking you to display your real name

Quit reacting to my posts with crying faces just because everything I talk about is really sad, it isn't helping - no reaction at all would be better than that sad face

Me too. I volunteered to work extra on Christmas and didn't even care enough to request NYE off this year. The hollowing out must be complete, I've gone full husk

Pen the cats up in a bedroom and keep the front door open as much as you can, this will let in bugs so that it can feed

I thought about that but read you have to drive around for awhile for it to work, this leak was so sudden and extreme that I think it would just go right onto the ground. Luckily I know of a legit honest mechanic shop so I'm just going to let them figure it out. I didn't really spend enough time describing the socks guy. When the workers confronted him about where his fucking shoes were he laughed exasperatedly like the Joker and kept trying to go further in the store saying "I LOST THEM, HAHAHA!" and looked very scary

I wouldn't even want a quesadilla from applebees

Jesus christ

Victor Oladipo is going to the Finals!!!